Wait, so you're saying we're just one species on one planet in a sea of billions of galaxies? Whoah dude...

>Wait, so you're saying we're just one species on one planet in a sea of billions of galaxies? Whoah dude.. btw did you see that crocodile eating a turtle? Pull it up Jaime

hey i don't remember karl saying that

Someone please write the plane scene with Joe Rogan as CIA and Alex Jones as Bane.

>thats a big enchilada

>so you're saying we're just one species on one planet in a sea of billions of galaxies?
that's too shallow for joe, he wouldn't bat an eye at that. Start talking about dyson spheres and shit and then you have him hooked.

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>So you're saying everything we know about the world is a posteriori knowledge derived from our interpretation of sense data transmitted from noumena, and that the mind is a separate entity creating a dualistic reality where we can also uncover a priori truths?
>Wow... that's insane *pause*
>Did you see that video of a lion getting jacked by an eagle? Holy shit Jamie pull that up.

I bust a gut laughing. Thanks user.

>it's all about moving forward as a species. right now we're just like a cancer on the planet, like a virus, like have you ever looked out of an airplane at a city?
>it looks like a fucking fungus dude, like a toxic growth,that's what humanity is right now with all the pollution and the... industries, a fungus
>it's like, have you seen that cordyceps mushroom that takes over ants? it is BIZARRE
>here can we - Jamie pull up the cordyceps video
>there it is, yeah that one
>so watch this, this guy walks into the enclosure and he just gets JACKED by the lion

literally perfect

samefag

No get out fag

Joe is perfect brodude friend material. He's the kind of guy who would make any gathering more entertaining, but not in a cringey way but just in a fun way.

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lol, ok

10/10 senpai

KEEP THEM COMING BOYS

>You will literally never share a floatation tank with Joe Rogan while Eddie Bravo shouts conspiracy theories at you

>people really think this
maybe if you have below 100 IQ

>so how can these people get away with being Marxists in the modern day, Jordan?
>so Kevin Smith, I've come up with this theory of how to run our society where the workers seize the means of production and we pay higher taxes but have to work less
>yes Gary Johnson I am Libertarian

>see joe rogan at the oaks mall with his wife and kids
>point him out to gf
>she doesn't know who he is
>"that guy from fear factor"
>"OOOOOOOHHHHH.. he got old"

>UNATCO briefing music starts playing

Get the hell out of here Denton.

buzz

jesus christ. did he tear her to shreds?

>brings weed
>brings mushrooms
>brings meat
>brings weapons to shoot
>smart enough to get basic concepts, dumb enough to make them entertaining to listen to
>shows you entertaining youtube videos he's been curating
>the friends he brings together are worth having him around
>is generous, friendly, and most importantly a dick so people don't get too full of themselves
so what is your problem with him exactly?

>No, that's because
>*pulls mic closer*
>institutional racism and slavery doesn't explain why black people consistently underperform in IQ tests compared to other races in any society they are in. Blacks in UK went there willingly yet do just as badly and commit crimes at same rates as black people in the USA despite the fact that slavery was never a factor there.

Didnt you see the video? Jesus Christ, Jaime, pull that up.

*hands you a kleenex*

bathroom's that way, get the homolust out of your system

>*hands you a kleenex*
what kind of autistic faggot are you?

that's cute. So again, what's your problem with him exactly?

Oops, where are my manners

*hands you a kleenex too*

>*pulls mic closer*
>Crime rates and IQ statistics will never justify institutional racism and slavery. We live in a world where slavery and lawfully condoned inequality will never again exist in the first world. So whatever gripes you have against blacks, will never change the fact that their considered your equal in society. Treating black criminals separately from white criminals is a form of discrimination, which is a contributing factor to institutional racism.

>*pulls mic closer*
>Niggers

>*pulls mic closer*
>You're the reason why it's still "the N-word"

Hey Jaimie, can you pull up "gorilla penises" for a sec? No, that's the wrong thing. Just go down. Yeah see? God damn it Jaimie, pull up those gorilla dicks. See they're actually not even that big? These fucking massive, musclebound, slabs of monkey meat are walking around kings of the fucking jungle, but they're packing these little pinky things. Damn dude. How often you think female gorillas go try to get it from and elephant or some shit haha? Did you know they have a bone in their penis? Most apes have penis bones, just bones that go through their dicks and keep it erect, but humans don't have them. We've just got these weird-ass limp monkey dicks instead of the full bone. How do you think that shit evolved? Like what kinda environmental pressures are getting the dickbone outta you? Is that where the term boning comes from? Jaimie look up "origins of the term boning". Yeah. Anyway Mr. Hawking what were you saying?

>there are people who can't enjoy his podcast because they treat it as educational instead of entertainment