Aus/pol/ - Only 2 Sleeps until Election day edition #2

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If you are a very lucky boy then there might be a cake sale too.

Have you voted early? Who did you vote for?

If the answer wasn't One Nation in the Senate then you have made a serious error.

Youngsters should watch this video for a bit of background on Pauline Hanson and the One Nation movement in the 90s. Just check out the protestors! This same shit has been happening for 20 years:

youtube.com/watch?v=A0fyYKiT2Z8

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=L5Hqwi1gHxA
auspol.wikia.com/wiki/Summary_of_Parties
australia.isidewith.com/political-quiz
votecompass.abc.net.au/
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

vote fibre

>labshills and green fags arriving in 3... 2...

So when is Australia going to outright ban Islam?

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What do you need stranger?

When we reinstate the white Australia policy m8.

So never.

fuck off with this lefty shit

I was going to put Liberals first, might put one of the right wing parties first now. Cheers

always a smart choice

A species that is more skeptical and less ideologically dogmatic on average would be nice...

Fucking IGNORANT lefties piss me off.

They say in that stupid graphic that Family First is racist but that is simply untrue.

All those happy clapper churches are jam-packed with browns, muds, shits and stinkers of all colours.

ALA
Rise Up
One Nation

Pick these 3 heroes of kebab removal and save the white race.

man sometimes i get tired of the complete ideological schism we have in the world today

say what you will but i know people used to at least entertain the idea of compromosing or being wrong about something but now it's a blatant screaming contest

naturally it's the left's fault because they're in a constant state of hysteria about everything

I voted Family First and One Nation in the senate kind of wish I put my vote to ALA as they seem to be gaining more traction then One Nation.

DUDE YOUNG PEOPLE VOTE LABOR! LIBERAL IS BAD YOU'RE NOT A BIGOT ARE YOU?!

>ALA as they seem to be gaining more traction then One Nation.
When you are flush with Jew sheckles that tends to happen.

That is the whole fucking design.

ALA ARE DESIGNED TO SUBVERT REAL AUSTRALIAN NATIONALISM INTO ZIONIST-CENTRIC BULLSHIT

>right wing meme parties
>lib
>other meme parties
>lab
>green

Give me ONE good reason why this isn't how you should vote for the senate

proofs?

Funny, he uploaded not too long ago.
youtube.com/watch?v=L5Hqwi1gHxA

>Socialist Alliance
>people you can hold a conversation with

>Secular Party
>commitment to secularism is Islamophobic

Literally vote the opposite to this guide and you'll be set.

Let's say I can't be fucked to organize 35 parties in order of preferences. Lets say I put a 1 above the line, what does that entail for
A) A Major Party
B) A Minor Party

It is just common knowledge. Just look at their agenda. They are fucking obvious.

can't just put 1 above the line anymore
have to do at least 6

sigh we're doomed when millennials are the majority voters.

LDP 1 in the Senate.

Labor 1 in HoR.

reminder that people who preference labor and/or greens above liberals should be euthanised.

nahhh they'll get older and grow out of feels before reals

This is the correct format. Also, Independents above Libs if they're alright.

LOL its that one Muslim in every topic who gets triggered by the fact people are supporting an anti-Islam party.

The only reason you're busting an artery is because they prefer Israel to all the Muslim shitholes around it, precisely because they are Muslim shitholes all around it. I see no proof they'd put Jews over whites.

Has Brexit encouraged Australian republicanism?

>claims millennials vote for feels over reels
>wont vote shorten because "lol look at him!!"

auspol.wikia.com/wiki/Summary_of_Parties

wew lad

>It is just common knowledge.
>no sources

They're agenda is fucking anti-Muslim. Is that now MUH ZIONISMS?

I can't wait for Shorten to lose this election hopefully someone like Anthony Albanese takes his place as labor leader.

convince me to vote for him, he's just literally going to reinstate half a dozen things that made labor unpopular last time (i.e carbon bullshit)

I admire your faith, but I think you're wrong.


And a racist, because you disagreed with me and therefore are a racist.

Not really

>Not voting for the liberal democrats

Objectively the best party.

>mulsims muslimsmuslims muslims
There are hardly any of the stinky brown cunts in this country!

Not enough for it to be a number one election issue.

>And a racist, because you disagreed with me and therefore are a racist.
reeeeeeee this is bane of all modern political discussion

Labor has supported Australia becoming a republic since 1991

>They're agenda is fucking anti-Muslim
And pro-Israel.

Cui bono m8? Cui bono?

There is literally nothing wrong with Zionism.

And out it comes.

No the hero we want, the hero we need.

Oh the carbon emission scheme you mean the thing that literally never affected you and shaved 1% off of our carbon emissions (that's about 5 mega-tonnes of CO2) within the year it was introduced?

The horror.

Too bad there is no LDP or One Nation house of representatives candidates in the seat of Farrer.

Will definitely be putting them #1 and #2 in the Senate.

He's right though. When was the last time you've even seen a mosque?

Closing thought to my m8s down under, if you want your candidate to win, do like the fuckshit democrats do in 'Murika - Vote Early and Vote Often!

Cheers!

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They're pro-Israel because they're anti-Muslim. What, did you think people who hate Muslims would start sucking Palestinian cock? Especially after the proven links between anti-white groups like the ANC and the Palestinians.

>the plebiscite is homophobic because it allows people to disagree
>we are safer as a nation if we enforce our beliefs on everyone so nobody's feelings can be hurt

Shorten supported a plebiscite in 2013
What happened since them for him to go full 'right side of history'?

ah yes the sarcasm meme when you want to sound smart but couldn't be bothered actually answering anything like 'why the fuck would i vote for bill shorten?'

VERY impressive

Prep the bull, cucks.

>not an argument
the carbon emission tax literally had no effect on your life

Thats a LowerHouse how to vote.

Senate is either 6above or 12+below
>Rightwing, MoreRightwing, Drugmeme, 1Racist, Libertaryans, Christfans, Muzzhaters, Rednecks, , anybodyelse, whoveveryouwant... everyone except EXCEPT LibLabNatGreen

Cheers m8, have a good one!

>don't prevent the spread of something bad until it's too late to control

had no effect on anything, make china implement it or fuck off

have you been keeping track of how well it worked in the EU anyway?

You just said you aren't voting for him because of '''shitty''' policies like the objectively good carbon emissions scheme. People like you are why there should be a quiz before the vote.

>Secular party of Australia
>There are a couple of issues where the commitment to secularism starts to look a little like Islamophobia
This can't be serious

But we all have to vote so it doesn't really matter when you do it.

But around midday is the best time because the barbie should be firing at that point.

CURRENT YEAR and pandering for votes

Turnbull used to be an open and avid supporter of gay marriage and criticizing the plebiscite as the inferior option to revolving the issue.

What happened?

>objectively good
i look forward to making your vote worthless with mine ay

Is this guy an open borders libertarian?

Because if he is, he's going right to the bottom with the greens.

>pro-Israel
Better than pro-Palestine mate

yeah still not an argument mate.
>make China implement it
nice call retard
>have you been keeping track of how well it worked in the EU anyway?
did you keep track of how well it worked in Australia?
You're a bogan reactionary mate. Do some research

woah...

>tfw my polling place doesn't have a sausage sizzle

Im gonna get some XXXX Gold and Dominos and watch the election results come. REALLY hoping the Greens underperform because they are fucking insane.

Is there something I can use to compare all the parties?

Post yours. Anyone else like me?

Half our Co2 emissions are caused by the coal and mining industry that are 4% of our GDP if you don't think removing that entire industry and replacing it with nuclear energy isn't the right choice you're a dumbass, and that includes any left wing faggots afraid of nuclear energy.

BUT JORDIES TOLD ME NOT TO VOTE FOR DA SEX PAHHHRTY.

>Cucktoria
KEK

that fuckin feel

>Significantly increase Australia's refugee intake
>Oppose offshore processing of refugees

Liberal here i come, thanks unimelb you faggot cucks

Has anyone here actually looked at what policies the parties are going to implement?
The only conversation going on around here is
>haha yeah fuck muzzies
>yeah greens are gay
>haha yeah mate fuck shorten
Think of this moment when you have to go to hospital, you try and use your medicare card, and the hospital just laughs in your face

Anyway, Rise Up has a retard of a leader and Pauline is a joke. ALA is only making inroads because it has avoided a scandal with an insane leader like those two. There's also Australian Voice and other parties of a similar vein.

Essentially the way forward is collapsing all 5+ into a single nationalist party headed by someone scandal free. Then you might be able to fight the Greens.

australia.isidewith.com/political-quiz

From what ive read, he wants to put a $50k charge on asylum seekers entering the country

Sort of

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>nuclear energy
i approve of nuclear energy but that's out of left field a bit isn't it?

although honestly i wish thorium reactors took off, as it'd be impossible to argue against using them

I'm a bit more conservative and a bit more right

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>this
the mining industry is over. We missed the opportunity to actually use the income it was generating because aus/pol/'s best friend the LNP gave them huge tax cuts.
Fuck the mines, we're destroying farm-able land and underground water supplies, and the only return Australia is seeing is less than what a couple of average taxpayers give.

Liberals are total shit, I'd prefer an ALP government over them just for the gibs.

I just want a few senators who are genuine fuck the refugees nationalists to counterbalance the Greens.

>Think of this moment when you have to go to hospita
dear diary, whiny redditor faggot literally meme'd about healthcare being privatized. everyone recognized him to be a dumb gullible motherfucker and nothing ever happened. the end

Link?

So they'll get daddy oil sheik back home to pay for it, how nice. Cashed up shitskins are still shitskins.

No you leftist fucks, bringing in more people to compete with is not a vote for students. It's already hard enough to find work.

hahahaha hey, you're the expert mate. let's catch up after you or a family member can't get that surgery they need because hundreds of thousands of healthcare workers have lost their jobs. but nah, you're the expert mate

Vote Compass on the ABC website lad

One Nation and ALA in the Senate.

votecompass.abc.net.au/

that thing is complete bullshit. doesn't include any independents

Yeah, it's just a guide for normies; it serves to perpetuate the status quo, really.

So the ALP is actually the best for students once you ignore meme issues like muh refugees?