Chicongo nightly scanner thread, foot chase on cherry edition

>broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

alternative
>tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
>tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
>tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/


>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops

Shootings Scoreboard:
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/

Recent Homicides:
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
homicides.suntimes.com/
heyjackass.com/

Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

Zone-10 (local user's beat)
secondcitycop.blogspot.com/?m=1

donate to the dindu slayers, Law Enforcment officers, sassy dispatchers and protectors against the night
cpdmemorial.org/

New Thread Theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=y6120QOlsfU

Other urls found in this thread:

bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
youtube.com/watch?v=mgHxmAsINDk
anyforums.com/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

1st for darude sandstorm

TONIGHT...

>ROBERT

>SHOTS FIRED. NO SHIT, ALL NIGHT. JUST FUCKING SHOOTING. TOO MANY INCIDENTS TO LIST.

>Domestic Battery...TOO MANY TO LIST.

>COMMERCIAL ALARM...Too many to list individually.

>WATCH YOUR GOD-DAMNED KEYS...(Check your partner's keys! :3)

>GROUPS OF NOGS FIGHTING..10, 30, 15, FUCK IT. ALL OVER THE CITY. JUST FIGHTING GROUPS OF NOGS.

>ROBBERIES, ARMED/AT GUNPOINT...TOO MANY TO LIST INDIVIDUALLY.

>Jigaboo Central Time

>please clap

>fags boyfriend beating him up

>guy asking police to go into friends house who he thinks suicided

>actives shoter

>Guy getting beat up by his girlfriend.

>neighbor threw a mattress into her yard

>Trash can fires

>middle eastern male with a backpack romaing the streets

>Drunk parents yelling at juvenile daughter

>MISSING 50 y/o 5' 5" 150 lb. female "Anna" got disappeared while running with her club...

>...So she caught a cab and went home. ("I guess she couldn't keep up, huh?")

>Nig stole a purse, has a gun, running through a parkinglot

>Confusion over purses being snatched. Is it one? Is it two? WHO KNOWS?!

>2 Car accident, one injury, refusing EMS

>2 fucked up nigs in a white blazer, passing out, trying to drive off

>drunk cracker throwing perfectly good beer at a car..*UUPDATE* DOmestic...hit the neighbors car while fighting.

>Battery in progress, black male/female across from a church

>50 Partying assholes shooting fireworks

>*nog screaming in background* YOU GONNA NEED SOME HELP OUT THERE?

>*DISPATCH LAUGHING* DRUNK MALE HISPANIC BOTHERING FOLKS FOR MONEY AND DRINKING A FORTY

>MULTIPLE SHOTS FIRED

>RAMPAGING WHEELCHAIR CRIPPLE SCRATCHED A BITCHES CAR

>SPIC GOT SHOT THREE TIMES...RECEIVING TREATMENT.

>NOG TRIED TO DRAGA A WOMAN INTO A STORM DRAIN

>FIGHTING AT THE REHAB CENTER...Wait, do we respond to that? I thought the Sherriff handled that?

Fuck these threads are SO good. Robert

CONTINUED...

>ROBERT Is riding with FD...there's a fire in an alley.

>FOOT PERSUIT!!

>LAND ROVER STOLEN LAST NIGHT IS FOUND/RECOVERED

>BLACK MALE BLACK SHIRT THREATENED ASSAULT

>15 GANG MEMBERS IN CARS THROWING BOTTLES AT CARS SHOUTING "COBRA LOVE".

>Two black males tried to break into a vehicle

>KID BATTERED BY MOTHER, LOCKED IN BATHROOM WITH ONE YEAR OLD

>GANGBANGERS FROM EARLIER SMASHED OUT AN OLD LADY'S WINDOWS!!

>"822 Robert, I just got a ticket that says they no longer need you"..."Story of my life."

>Multiple drinkers and gamblers, Around a white caddie, male and female...some are underage.

>Multiple homeless setting up a tent city flash mob! "They're aaaaall inside for the night!" :DDD

>20 ARGUING Gang bangers!

>arguing nigs in the gym

>"Female screaming for help in her apartment, nothing further...But ZONE 13 WANTS TO WISH MADINA A HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"

>ARMANDO EJECTED FROM THE VEHICLE...ARMANDO'S TRAPPED IN ENEMY GANG TERRITORY!!!

>Garage on fire...nog in background of dispatch screaming.

>SLOW IT DOWN

>THANKS EVERYBODY. WE'RE DRIVING THE STOLEN LANDROVER BACK TO THE OWNER.

>SPIC TRIED TO ABDUCT A 3 YEAR OLD SPED OFF IN A SEDAN!!

>KIDS DRIVING CONSTRUCTION EQUIPMENT..IN THE STREEET!

>"Another man who has small breasts, err small BRAIDS"

>toy gun used in robbery

>ONE CALL: "One man, intoxicated, bashing his own head on the ground, two other men fighting near a blue car."

>ROOF PARTY!

>*GROOAAANN* *Whistle!*

>Baby Daddy with an AFRO is banging on the windows and yelling in the neighbors yard.

>SKYKANGZ SKYKANGS DINDU ANSWER

>WHAT'S ON FIRE, ROBERT?

>CALL A HEARSE ;_;

3rd for Robert

fucking off for a bit again

keep it going
Robert

first for cops n roberts

R O B E R T

CONTINUED THE THIRD:

>VICTIM IS CRITICAL, DETECTIVES EN ROUTE

>FEMALE SCREAMING FOR HELP, LUGGING A DEAD BODY BEHIND HER

>DARUDE - SANDSTORM

>Body removal - multiple GSWs

>YET ANOTHER FOOT PURSUIT!
What a goddamn city.

music needed to be on the bingo I think

also fixed capitalization and lame things

Put in Darude Sandstorm

Nvm your a legend.

So why the sudden attention/interest towards Chicago recently, did something happen?

Robert Robert

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DARUDE- SANDSTORM

:D

Listen to the police scanner. Absolute kekery

>Let's go waste some gangbangers, Robert.

...

Waiting on 4 of July madness.

What's the deal with all these fireworks calls, is it because it's close to the 4th?

I think some Aussie just had a great idea to start listening to their scanners and here we are.

Checked, Robert

You are going off net. 10, 4 Robert.

I want some happenings

>UUUU
>HAUL
imo

those are gunshots not fireworks

real quick, whats the "check your keys" meme?

Robert, did the negro get away from those officers in pursuit on foot?

is there a way to understand the code they talking in?

>the plate is acceptable

>risk threads
>SQT shit threads
>now this crap

what new way will the five eyes shills come up with to slide Sup Forums? tune in next week

Yes. Many are false-called as gunfire, because gunfire is common.

Sometimes, it is actually gunfire.

Othertimes, it's been both.

will be fixed in next version + more completely new sheet(s) coming tomorrow

Two people were apprehended.

Thread mascott, Robert Cop.

Check your keys

bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>call a hearse ;_;

is somebody kill?

Slow It Down
l
o
w

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>He didn't check his keys
Check your fucking keys, Robert

10-4

First night tuning in and I can't believe how fast 2 hours flew by listening to this, whoever thought of these threads is a fucking entertainment genius. Robert.

>ran off into hell
>never to be heard from again

robert

A few tonight.

I tuned in last night, but didn't track the thread. This is the most fun I've had on Sup Forums since the Pulse shooting.

He didn't check his keys!!

>Laughing_dispatchers.webm

Robert is the phonetic code for the letter "R".

If your callsign is 434R, you would be four-three-four-robert.

Adam
Boy
Charles
David
Edward
Frank
George
Henry
Ida
John
King
Lincoln
Mary
Nora
Ocean
Paul
Queen
R O B E R T
Sam
Tom
Union
Victor
William
X-Ray
Young
Zebra

When coppers leave their mics on the dispatchers usually start yelling CHECK YO KEYS.

The thing is...Chiraq is like the pulse shooting...every god damned day.

Nobody can deny that the culture is rich.

Yeah, fucking faggots blowing them off all the time even though it isn't the 4th yet, like retards.
And others using them to shoot at each other with in the middle of the street, like retards.

You know I have to say this hasn't been helpful at all.

holy shit thats great

It's not if something happened, it's what hasn't happened. It's total chaos and has been. It's 4:14am and things slowed down a bit, but there's still lots of habbenings. Only way I can explain it, it's worse than bad NYC neighborhoods in the 80s.

Check your memes, Kekert

Good.

>that one cop who just says robert and nothing else
god bless 'em

i just heard "723" do that mean sick removal teen drunk?. sorry this is my first time

I never really felt home at any general or board until this.
I now identify as Robert.
Godspeed, Robert.

*3:17AM local. Robert is about to start going to lunch and get gas.

>That one cop that sighs into the mic

i think so, yes

Why, what else is going on right now? What's up?

Welcome onboard, Robert.

>In all ways but physical, I am a CPD interceptor.

>[Roberts internally]

Also the Adam, Boy, and Charlie units are tactical and plain clothes, gang units.

10-4 Goooood morning Robert

>good to feel stable

stay robert, robert

>roastie crying in alley just got roberted so hard

>Her leg is stuck, not kidding
>R-R-Robert

Yeah, there's a nice sense of community growing here among the Roberts, Robert.

Aaaand yet another domestic! That's like, what? 12? 15? Tonight?

Could be intentional

Use fireworks to confuse police and locals so they can shoot people and get away in the confusion?

massive "gun battles" that are just little nigs paid to shoot fireworks to draw all cops in the immediate area away from the scene of a crime about to happen

Its what i would do

>her leg is stuck in the gate
>*muffled* are you kidding me

10-32, Robert.

His fucking badge number is 1032.

10-32 is man with a gun.

It's like he rolled quads in the game of life...

>shot himself in the arm

Imagine that, having an actual community somewhere.

I get it, we're all Robert, Robert.

sick

That's "lague" or "layyyyg", not "leg". Her "layyyg" is stuck.

BUMP FOR NIGGER WHO SHOT HIMSELF IN LEFT ARM AND DROVE HIS OWN MONKEY ASS TO THE ER. ATTA BOI, ROBERT!

>Not his own ass

So fucking close, Robert.

Shot himself in the left arm? First self inflicted gunshot wound of the night!? Maybe that ought to be on the bingo.

as Robert creates so he destroys

he should have read the /k/ sticky

No they do that too as well.
And some retards blow off fucking sticks of dynamite just for it to go boom or to do god knows what, steal construction equipment or u-hauls.

Darude is good for a quick kek but the more appropriate theme would be something that signifies true despair and destruction of our situation

I nominate the Second movement of Beethoven's 7th

youtube.com/watch?v=mgHxmAsINDk

Last night some guy shot himself in the ass.

**With the gun still in his book bag!

RObert ginna roll wit deeze detectives n' deez shorties. Robert goin' home with somethin to poke on... Atta Boi, Robert!

Who rolls nine 9's in the game of life?

Im guessing to sell since they arent actually going to build anything with it.

You must have missed the last threat, where Darude Sandstorm played over the city wide police scanner.

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REBOOT
E
B
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C-can I be Robert?

Do ropert mean copper?