remember to always support australia over canada
Remember to always support australia over canada
remember that time in vietnam when canad—
OH WAIT
Obviously
Thank you Mr Big Strong Handsome American
T. Woloooologologlogang arvo seppo boomerang kangaroo bottleo
Straya uber alles.
Aussies are bro-tier.
Which one has more feminist, anti-male laws?
I honestly think most Leafposters are imported shitskins or Trudeau staffers using proxies.
Australians are vastly preferable.
I'm not sure who would support a Muslim nation.
That's right
you mean when we got our asses handed to us by the gooks? yeah, I don't remember that....
Alrighty then.
Almost certainly Canada.
A FUCKING LEAF
commie cunt
A
>Those nu-male leftist Americucks who try and disseminate us
I'm hoping that the majority of actual Americans on this site still realize that Australia is literally your greatest ally, and on-par with Britain regarding white pride.
>inb4 some Melbourne/deep-Sydney faggot tells me Australia is "diverse" and I'm just a racist
AUSTRALIA/AMERICA/BRITISH PRIDE, CUNTS!
Can't wait to remove kebab together in Europe soon m8.
Is it legal for a foreign country to recruit Australian citizens in Australia?
We need more soldiers working in our PsyOp units. Aussies have refined banter to weapons grade levels.
>Tfw Australia and America are gonna fuck China up one day
Feels good man
The fuck am i looking at? Not sure whether to kek or cry.
start with Sydney and Auckland
A fucking leaf...
Melbourne will be recovered soon enough. Even if we have to kill the lot of them.
Both.
Canadas are bro-tier. Love em
Ive got a 2nd interview with mossad next week but send me an application anyway mate.
forever and ever
The Vietnam war is a four letter word in the rest of the world. Canadians don't commit war crimes, despite constant press from the US to do so. I consider this a point of national pride.
>constant pressure to do so
Hurry the fuck up then cunt, WA and QLD ain't gonna wait for you forever.
>Aussies are bro-tier.
Wh-what does this mean? I cannot make sense of this...
...
>war crimes
>you unloading a mag into nearby gook civilians as your commanding officer and staff sarge bang a 10/10 Vietnam prostitute while agent orange rains down onto the northern crop fields
I see no war crime
Canada is a jester nation whose only purpose on the global level is to be discussed on the news
USA and Australia are anglophone brothers of the pacific ocean and enjoy asserting their military might abroad
once the UKucks are fixed we're coming for Canada
You mean your local police don't have a Diversity Relations unit?
For god sakes, it's 2016!
I didn't know this needed to be said. Aussies are our real brothers.
th-thats shopped right?
...
I'm just imagining an episode of Trailer Park Boys where one of the cops has to respond to a call in the trailer park and Ricky tears his asshole a new one.
>Ride your fucking rainbow bright candy wagon outta her'.
>Aussies are our real brothers.
>not liking based Aussies
what the fuck is wrong with you?
As long as QLDers can stop smelling like poo.
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pretending there is a clean version of war>
>what the fuck is wrong with you?
AUS/USA/UK are best bros. when you set aside the banter there is only love, we are like a family
That's the smell of leftist ashes mate.
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Yeah right. It literally says "bulise." Shitskins don't even have a p sound.
HOW CAN YOU BE CANADIAN IF YOU CAN'T SPELL POUTINE CORRECTLY?
>You mean your local police don't have a Diversity Relations unit?
That link.
JUST
>black guy is NZ
Kek
JOB DUTIES
>Research and analyze methods of influencing foreign population from a variety of information sources
Translation: learn how to shitpost on a national scale
>Operate and maintain equipment such as ground tactical vehicles and shelter systems, loudspeaker systems, state of the art computers, analog and digital recording and playback devices and communication systems
Translation: Shitpost with the latest technology, you will be shitposting on level never before thought possible.
>Travel to overseas locations in peace, crisis and conflict to assist U.S. and foreign governments, militaries and civilian populations
Translation: Your enemies cannot hide from the shitpost brigade. Wherever you go you will also shitpost.
After a number of years you will receive your PhD. in Quantum Shitposting
Or you know you can just act like a cunt and fuck off to the nearest bottleo
itt: america is upset that their neighbor is more white than them
FUCKING
gr8 m8s
This seems ideal for my particular skill set user but i have a question. Will this position involve procuring children for sex slavery or organ harvesting? mossad are being quite adamant about this but im not comfortable with it at all.
Out.
Well thats a good question, for which I have an answer and a question:
A- Only as it pertains to shitposting.
Q- Do you consider Kebabs and the rare lefty-breeder, human?
No fuckng way...
Russia 2 m8
Consider that pic stolen.
>Do you consider Kebabs and the rare lefty-breeder, human?
Kebabs - occasionally
Lefty - not even once
I love it when a BSA notices our country tbqh
fuck it, close enough. I want you to get a shotgun, some bourbon and a public intoxication citation.
Aussie, my son yuo are now an American.
But can leafs shitpost for five years irl?
Thanks mate. I am playing your anthem, hand on heart, at full noise, right fucking now.
OHHHHH- canada how dem burns feel burns feel...
Lookout boys, it's the faggin' wagon.
didn't stop you form manufacturing the napalm and agent orange for use hypocrite