Chicongo nightly scanner thread, All quiet on the western front edition

>broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

alternative
>tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
>tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
>tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/


>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops

Shootings Scoreboard:
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/

Recent Homicides:
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
homicides.suntimes.com/
heyjackass.com/

Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

Zone-10 (local user's beat)
secondcitycop.blogspot.com/?m=1

donate to the dindu slayers, Law Enforcment officers, sassy dispatchers and protectors against the night
cpdmemorial.org/

New Thread Theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=EBAzlNJonO8

Other urls found in this thread:

crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
youtu.be/biAVdBLbZJM
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In Robert We Trust

What does "Robert" even mean and what are the numbers for?

...

red pill me on robert

Check yo keys

>with a new appreciation of the peace, the quiet, and the Sikhs that like to wander about at this hour.

RIGHT?! My neighborhood feels so ...cozy...after listening to Chiraq radio for a few nights.

What all ya Robert listener snacking on right now. im having deep fried mushroom while listen to Robert Robr

I feel like everytime i make a new thread, i gotta fuck off for a sec.

4223 Robert is in trouble?

In Robert We Trust

TONIGHT...

>ROBERT

>SHOTS FIRED. NO SHIT, ALL NIGHT. JUST FUCKING SHOOTING. TOO MANY INCIDENTS TO LIST.

>Domestic Battery...TOO MANY TO LIST.

>COMMERCIAL ALARM...Too many to list individually.

>WATCH YOUR GOD-DAMNED KEYS...(Check your partner's keys! :3)

>GROUPS OF NOGS FIGHTING..10, 30, 15, FUCK IT. ALL OVER THE CITY. JUST FIGHTING GROUPS OF NOGS.

>ROBBERIES, ARMED/AT GUNPOINT...TOO MANY TO LIST INDIVIDUALLY.

>Jigaboo Central Time

>please clap

>fags boyfriend beating him up

>guy asking police to go into friends house who he thinks suicided

>actives shoter

>Guy getting beat up by his girlfriend.

>neighbor threw a mattress into her yard

>Trash can fires

>middle eastern male with a backpack romaing the streets

>Drunk parents yelling at juvenile daughter

>MISSING 50 y/o 5' 5" 150 lb. female "Anna" got disappeared while running with her club...

>...So she caught a cab and went home. ("I guess she couldn't keep up, huh?")

>Nig stole a purse, has a gun, running through a parkinglot

>Confusion over purses being snatched. Is it one? Is it two? WHO KNOWS?!

>2 Car accident, one injury, refusing EMS

>2 fucked up nigs in a white blazer, passing out, trying to drive off

>drunk cracker throwing perfectly good beer at a car..*UUPDATE* DOmestic...hit the neighbors car while fighting.

>Battery in progress, black male/female across from a church

>50 Partying assholes shooting fireworks

>*nog screaming in background* YOU GONNA NEED SOME HELP OUT THERE?

>*DISPATCH LAUGHING* DRUNK MALE HISPANIC BOTHERING FOLKS FOR MONEY AND DRINKING A FORTY

>MULTIPLE SHOTS FIRED

>RAMPAGING WHEELCHAIR CRIPPLE SCRATCHED A BITCHES CAR

>SPIC GOT SHOT THREE TIMES...RECEIVING TREATMENT.

>NOG TRIED TO DRAGA A WOMAN INTO A STORM DRAIN

>FIGHTING AT THE REHAB CENTER...Wait, do we respond to that? I thought the Sherriff handled that?

>GMC pickup Robert

CONTINUED...

>ROBERT Is riding with FD...there's a fire in an alley.

>FOOT PERSUIT!!

>LAND ROVER STOLEN LAST NIGHT IS FOUND/RECOVERED

>BLACK MALE BLACK SHIRT THREATENED ASSAULT

>15 GANG MEMBERS IN CARS THROWING BOTTLES AT CARS SHOUTING "COBRA LOVE".

>Two black males tried to break into a vehicle

>KID BATTERED BY MOTHER, LOCKED IN BATHROOM WITH ONE YEAR OLD

>GANGBANGERS FROM EARLIER SMASHED OUT AN OLD LADY'S WINDOWS!!

>"822 Robert, I just got a ticket that says they no longer need you"..."Story of my life."

>Multiple drinkers and gamblers, Around a white caddie, male and female...some are underage.

>Multiple homeless setting up a tent city flash mob! "They're aaaaall inside for the night!" :DDD

>20 ARGUING Gang bangers!

>arguing nigs in the gym

>"Female screaming for help in her apartment, nothing further...But ZONE 13 WANTS TO WISH MADINA A HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"

>ARMANDO EJECTED FROM THE VEHICLE...ARMANDO'S TRAPPED IN ENEMY GANG TERRITORY!!!

>Garage on fire...nog in background of dispatch screaming.

>SLOW IT DOWN

>THANKS EVERYBODY. WE'RE DRIVING THE STOLEN LANDROVER BACK TO THE OWNER.

>SPIC TRIED TO ABDUCT A 3 YEAR OLD SPED OFF IN A SEDAN!!

>KIDS DRIVING CONSTRUCTION EQUIPMENT..IN THE STREEET!

>"Another man who has small breasts, err small BRAIDS"

>toy gun used in robbery

>ONE CALL: "One man, intoxicated, bashing his own head on the ground, two other men fighting near a blue car."

>ROOF PARTY!

>*GROOAAANN* *Whistle!*

>Baby Daddy with an AFRO is banging on the windows and yelling in the neighbors yard.

>SKYKANGZ SKYKANGS DINDU ANSWER

>WHAT'S ON FIRE, ROBERT?

>CALL A HEARSE ;_;

>crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides

What the fuck is this real?

...

CHICAGO POLICE DEPARTMENT REPORTING CODES:

INCIDENT:
1 DISTURBANCE - PUBLIC 11 SUSPICIOUS PERSON
2 DISTURBANCE - TEENAGERS 12 CALLING FOR HELP
3 DISTURBANCE - DRUNK 13 LOST PERSON FOUND
4 DISTURBANCE - NOISE 14 ALARM
5 DISTURBANCE - OTHER STREET 15 AMBULANCE
6 ILLEGAL PARKING 16 FIRE CALL
7 SICK REMOVAL 17 ESCORT
8 INJURED PERSON 18 TRAFFIC ACCIDENT
9 PERSON DOWN 19 OTHER MISC. INCIDENT
10 ANIMAL BITE 10-1 OFFICER NEEDS HELP
10-4 ACKNOWLEDGE - 2 OFFICER UNIT 10-99 ACKNOWLEDGE - 1 OFFICER UNIT

POLICE ACTION TAKEN:

ADAM -- NOT BONA FIDE INCIDENT
BOY --- NO PERSON FOUND
CHARLES - NO SUCH ADDRESS
DAVID - PERPETRATOR GONE ON POLICE ARRIVAL
FRANK - PEACE RESTORED
GEORGE - ADVISED WARRANT
HENRY -- ADVISED TO RE-CONTACT POLICE IF REPEATED
IDA --- REMOVED TO HOSPITAL
JOHN -- RETURNED TO HOME OR FAMILY
KING -- TAKEN TO DISTRICT STATION
LINCOLN - INFORMATION REPORT SUBMITTED
MARY -- ISSUED TRAFFIC CITATION
NORA -- ISSUED NON-TRAFFIC SUMMONS
OCEAN - ADVISED LEGAL HELP
PAUL -- OTHER POLICE SERVICE
RADIO -- ARREST MADE
XRAY -- MISCELLANEOUS REPORT
YANKEE -- ANIMAL BITE REPORT

Hoping for some SWAT Robert this weekend. Chiraq going to be LIT.

Just ate some lasagna with coke/cherry juice mix.
(Didn't have cherry coke)

CONTINUED THE THIRD:

>VICTIM IS CRITICAL, DETECTIVES EN ROUTE

>FEMALE SCREAMING FOR HELP, LUGGING A DEAD BODY BEHIND HER

>DARUDE - SANDSTORM

>Body removal - multiple GSWs

>YET ANOTHER FOOT PURSUIT! ...2(TWO) NOGS APPREHENDED!

>Targeted Vandalism...Brother's in the clink, butting heads with rival gang members...maayybe.

>Disturbance. female in front of a restaraunt, harassing customers

>GSW Left Side He;s in sta-STABLE IS NOT A CONDITION, ROBERT

>NIGGA HIDING IN THE BUSHES WATCHING THE NEIGHBORS


What a goddamn city.

Look at number 37, Robert.

Jesus Christ...

>Someone is trying to steal her vehicle.

>...maayybe.
kek

think about order a domino right now

Italian "sandwich" from Sonny's Pizza on N winnebago Ave. It's like a calzone though. Pretty comfy in my basement...

Oh shit, noise complaint on my street!

>A FUCKING LEAF
Many threads with explanations of this, later, and you still ask instead of lurking. LURK MOAR YOU FAGGOT!

Black coffee and sleep deprivation along with slight depression, Robert ;___;

Happy upcoming 4th, Chitown: youtu.be/biAVdBLbZJM

10-4, thanks for the kek robert

You should hear the gunshots

Is there any reason why we're listening to Chicago Police Radio?

You been listening? 2 homicides a day on avg is low considering some of these calls cops are dispatched to.

>chicongo
dont you mean
>ChiKANGo

Last night they got backlogged pretty bad.
Tonight wasn't that bad, still lots of crazy keks, but they didn't seem to get backlogged.

just watch some wierd ass video on youtube, cant sleep now. lucky there is this thread

Getting some static please say again Robert

We do it for the lulz, Robert. For the lulz.

>ANOTHER DOMESTIC
I lost count.

In preparation for 4th of July, gunshots will be fired under the guise of fireworks

...

sky
kang
zoo

comfy not living around nigs

I'm in Chicago, does anyone have questions for me? about to go to bed

so considering niggers have the no snitching rule and they hate cops, we're probably only hearing 1/2 the shit actually going down in chicago, right?

I snacked earlier.
Drinking bourbon and Coke and have a fat fat lip of Copenhagen going. Probably gonna fuck off soon to Alex Jones podcast and go to bed. Robert excites me too much and I have commitments tomorrow afternoon. But here's my snack.
Also
>Spanish speaking Robert

nigs gon not, Robert.

What area? Logan Square here.

best pizza place

Email this to the CPD. They'll probably hang that shit over dispatches water cooler.

Are you a black tranny? Why are there so many here all of a sudden?

lol hipster faggot. I'm in Albany Park

You'll hear plenty of

>Victims not pressing charges, over.

>10, 4 Robert.

had bacon pasta and kimchi.... was delish

Lou Malnatis or Pequods

Most likely, was thinking the same, imagine all the fights, muggings and gun shots not reported. Robert, I ain't seen shit, Robert.

I get it now. Robert.

Portage park/dunning niggers

About to get me some lip candy, but my local BP has shit selection so I'm kind of putting it off. Nothing exciting about grizzly mint, I'm jealous.

The original Lou Malnati's location, right?

>The tip of the nog iceberg

SSSSHIIIEEET.

Im interest in listening to podcast from a richer neingborhood. to see if there like weird shit that rich white ppl do at this time

I can't order anything in Cause I live in the middle of the desert where you only have to worry about crackheads stealing your trailers/rv's.

what'd you watch?

I heated up left over fried chicken with honey and hot sauce. Was delicious.

you're eerily close to me

of course, though some of the chains make a decent pie

You don't know me, Robert. It's cheap and close to the blue line.

>someone is trying to break in the door

>Burglary in progress

>moar assaults

That's what I figured.
Strange running into you here of all places, Robert.

>.
Close, but not quite, Robert.

I'm in NYC and my neighborhood is dead silent for the 2 local police precincts. I was hoping to hear something like the town rapist was spotted trying to follow a woman into her apartment building lobby.

Dispatch is late for lunch.

chicongo is a shithole.

But at least it is not Detroit (aka De Toilet)

some shit about people with hallucination and mental disorder. and what they hear or see. creep me out

Did it, I'll let you know if anything happens, Robert.

I worked at Lou'so when I first moved here. Pizza is good. Management is fucking awful.

Shit is designed for tourists anyway.

this so much.

Until tomorrow night, I'm out, Robert.

10-4, nighty night, Robert

10-4 Robert

Oh god, what'd you say?

Teeen four, Robert

Dispatcher being a straight bitch right now.

10-4 Robert

make sure to eat something before sleep Robert. Dont govto sleep hungry

Shots fired again! THE FUN NEVER SLEEPS, ROBERT

>multiple shots

>>NOG TRIED TO DRAGA A WOMAN INTO A STORM DRAIN


CHUDs?

Pretty much everywhere in Texas has any Copenhagen ever. Hit 7/11 last night to get a big gulp of vitamin water/sparkling water after working 5 hours on my garden. Refreshing and delicious. Had the scanner playing in my truck the whole time.

>Robert doesn't come out for criminal damage of property unless it's state property or extenuating circumstances

>shots fired

Maybe she's mad at us.

>[sigh] those are fireworks [sigh]

How the fuck would the dispatcher know?

Dispatcher was being bitchy about that, too.

Morlocks confirmed.

...

made another one

Where is rest of rifle, /k/omrade?

Dispatcher is literally I can't even right now

she was phone

You know these bitch are hungry for lunch break right?

She's late for lunch!