Portugal is literally the greatest nation to ever exist on this universe. We are worthy of godhood

Portugal is literally the greatest nation to ever exist on this universe. We are worthy of godhood

If you disagree, you are:
>butthurt spaniard who lost all wars agaisnt a 5x times smaller country
>butthurt turk/arab who got cucked in Iberia and the Indian Ocean
>butthurt ex-colonial
>butthurt french who got cucked by Portugal/England during Napoleon's time and whose gf is getting fucked by a avec
>swamp jew or other inferior germanic rapebaby (they are so cucked they even made this map)
>greek and australian posters who made most of the meme maps
>low IQ

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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1890_British_Ultimatum
youtube.com/watch?v=78v7diqbQa0
youtube.com/watch?v=TuSRW9B0fOs
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get fucked, portushit

your colony is more important than you. how fucking embarrassing

Vai dormir boi.
Nós somos suevos.

Remember, that makes them no worse than Britain. And Spain would be in the same place if their colonies had any cohesiveness and didn't split into like 20 countries.

The brown rapebabies of our failed cousins have arrived
Kiss my feet and dance for me

Its all Ecuatorial Guinea's fault

>portübermensch

Posta pics lewd

wasn't it the dutch that mapped Australia?

Until someone colonizes mars we will continue to be the greatest nation to exist

we already have mars

Portuboo reporting in. Whipped up a bifana for myself for tonight's dinner.

I'm gonna try cooking francesinha on my own tomorrow. Desejem-me sorte!

When did you realize Portugal is a meme country? It shouldn't exist.

I also made this last night. Pls r8.

I don't care

depressing

>his idea of food is just piles of salt on bread

Hmm?

good lad

fuck off, castile killed millions of native americans and semites, you were never as great as them

I love you Portugal keep it up my homen

He is even worse than an albanian jainkoa forgive ne for utteeing this word he is a portuguese.

No one cares, I have yet to meet someone but hurt.

It's crazy how big of a deal Portugal used go be centuries ago and today they're so irrelevant.

The day they make a time machine you can feel a little bit more special OP but today you're just living in the past.

>Portugal X England

Is it supposed to be a sort of gay meme ?

>there are people on this board who think Portugal had influence on, let alone owned, the entire African coast

i agree

portugal WAS, i repeat, WAS a great nation
now it is a tiny shithole smaller and less relevant than a brazilian state.
i'm sorry, dad

They are the current euro cup champs.

who gives two fucks about soccer?

you seem jealous

>portugreat

>Including sea territory

>soccer

>>butthurt spaniard who lost all wars agaisnt a 5x times smaller country
What about Olivenza?

>>butthurt spaniard who lost all wars agaisnt a 5x times smaller country
is this satire?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guinea-Bissau_War_of_Independence

looks bretty gud

Without using google, name
>one Portugese invention
>one Portugese piece of literature or art
>one Portugese person (hardmode: not Ronaldo)

>don't know
>don't know
>Jose Mourinho

>greatest nation ever
>be slave of the Arabs for 800 years
baka

>tempura
>Os Lusiadas
>me

Be Portugal
Get ultimatum
>muh old allies
>We wuz Best friend n shiet
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1890_British_Ultimatum

>Portugal
literally who?

Most of the Brazilian clay was conquered after independence.
Your claims are not supported by facts.

>no idea
>no idea
>Magalhaes

Some navigation shit
As Luisadas
Saramago

Kys OP

But you still poor.

:^)

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how is life there in the branches of the trees uhuehuhe? lmao

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Our glory has no parallel, of course this will make shitskins envy...it's in their nature.

Dutchbro, acting like in the end you have not lost... lel

>port wine
>some book Paulo Coelho wrote
>Luis Figo

Now that I checked afterwards Paulo Coelho was actually Brazilian. Oh well. His name means rabbit or something in Portuguese I believe

>Be one of the 36 most richest countries in the world
>poor

Está bonito caralho. Bom trabalho.

>Country LARPing

Shut up and clean my shoes you retarded ape.
>pic related

wewuztugal

there's one fact that undermines your entire argument tho:
Portugal is irrelevant.

Trying to make a greater Chile, eh?

Say's the brazilian, a non-country, without any kind of national identity, that lives with dead proverty and crime, no history or glory you have no shame using that flag? don´t speak to us again alien.

>portugal
kek

And even then we're more relevant and popular

What kind of releance doyou have? understand something, we don´t want your 'relevancy', also called - scandals, mass crime, mixedblood and corruption. Youre not even worth of kissing our boots, don´t speak to us.

not trying to fight dude, just stating facts
Brazil is infinitely more relevant and desired both financially and culturally by other countries and people than Portugal. Just saying this common fact makes you look a bit silly

Too bad people like Henry the navigator are taught about outside the Americas

You keep repeting the word relevancy without giving a context pal. It's is done on top of number's, the rest we all know what brazil is like, and no country in the world wants to become like you that's the real fact.

I gave context: financially and culturally.
We all know portuguese people eat fish and that's pretty cool, but not enough to be a more powerful world potency or cultural influence than Brazil.

>nautical astrolabe
>Livro do Desassossego
>Enrique el Navegante

>When the br is proud to export his "cultural" influence, of degeneration, samba, sluts, and funk all around the world.

Congrats, another clueless zilian bites the dust.

hey i saw this image on r/donald could you explain it i dont understand thanks

That's a fine cherry picking of grahps.
And the people there, all of them are gypsies, non-natives or tanned.

>cherry picking
>does that all over the thread
im having the greatest of all keks

Very sad that you only use those thinks to characterize Brazil in order to try to validate your country on the internet even though many unimportant countries do the same thing, again, making it look like you're trying a bit hard.
Honestly, I could try to do the same, but not only I don't need to but also don't know much about the portuguese. It's often said they're pretty stupid but I'd rather not generalize, forcing this argument would make my self-steem seem low.

hmmmmm

Laughed hard to the pictures of the gypsies and called them 'portuguese.'
This was done by a shitskin surely.

Fck that's Mocidade Portguesa? Lisbon?
the motherfuckers had style.

youtube.com/watch?v=78v7diqbQa0

>tfw keep imagining scenarios about how good Portugal would be if the educational, economical, industrial in the last 20 years of Estado Novo kept going without Soviet backed communists getting in the way
>Portugal on the same level as other Western European countries
>Portugal not indebt like other Southern European countries are
>Portugal not cucked like other Western European countries are
>Angola best country in Africa

I wake up crying every day

Worth contemplating

>20 years later, the embarrassed portuguese abolish monarchy and choose the most african flag in existence

We are not bad. But with the open gates to the people from third world countries, we are fucked. But France, Britain, Sweden, Belgium are probably worse in those immigration issues.

It depends.
Economy is reversable, national identity isn't. I care more about our peoples identity than with conjunctural ecom cycles. Look how Paris is today,and Lisbon is going to the same path.

compared to all of Europe we ain't very bad in any standard but we're subpar all around

I do too but 25 de Abril onwards fucked up Portugal both economically and ethnically so yeah

meh
youtube.com/watch?v=TuSRW9B0fOs

Daily reminder: Porto > Lisbon

>reflecting instead of refuting the argument
USA-tier post amigo

Shit I'm Portuguese and even I think you're wrong
The only good things wrong have right now are Ronaldo, Salvador Sobral and Algarve.
Fuck this place.

>MOORTUGAL

kek

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Dude, Salazar kept the country in a freeze and practically stopped any development. The guy was a fucking autist.

>moorishgypsoid detected
Reconquista ended in Portugal year 1249, your's ended 200 years later and we even helped you. pathetic

A very Portriotic user

yes bro, Cristiano is great, a racemixer cocky and faggy.

What would Magellan, Vasco da Gama, D. Afonso Henriques, Viriato, Bartolomeu Dias, Nuno Alvares Pereira, Martim Moniz, Soldado Milhões, Henry the Navigator, D. João I, think about it? laught or cry? we both know the answer.
And Salvador Sobral sings well but is another cuck pro refugees.

I'm gonna be honest here, I don't really care about our culture, history, food, literature, sports or language
I don't generally care about any of the people in my post either, I perfectly agree that Ronaldo is a cunt.

Why is it that other countries seem so much more interesting than mine?

>cocky

Cristiano is the most insecure top athlete to ever exist

That's exactly why he acts cocky

true, only arabs and indians actually fall for it doe