/balt/ + /ausnz/

Social engineering edition

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>tfw no half-white half-maori qt bf from nz

>half-maori
You really don't understand the implications of this.

I'm a bit of a shut-in but that's not that uncommon

at least I can function in real life

I think I've found the right place.
But it's pointless because I respect you and your privacy.

That's all right, baby, you know I dig your vibes any way you do

>Social engineering edition
What did he mean by this, am I being socially engineered right now
>half-maori
Good luck with that

>What did he mean by this
It was just a little joke

thanks

VROOOM VROOOM

Might take up homebrewing.

It was a meme.

You shouldn't joke about things like that...

You should try make your own moonshine

do people drink corn whiskey there

Yeah I'll probably move to distilling but I'll start just brewing beer and cider.

cider is really easy, my family makes it

If you can brew a decent cider I'd be interested.

Yeah some of mine does it too, granma actually makes some nice stuff, puts me on my arse.

I'll send you down a crate full one day.

>arse
why are kiwis so darn cute

I've never come across it before, although I'm not much of a drinker (except for that one time me and my mates got hold of a bottle of 90% absinth, but I don't want to talk about that)

>I don't want to talk about that
well now you have to tell me

I've never seen it around, it's probably not very big here.
>why are kiwis so darn cute

>90% absinthe
Seems like a good way to get alcohol poisoning

bait

i take it

Please do respond to bait

stop taking his bait you IDIOTS

Fuck off
That's wrong and you know it.

i wonder who's behind that post

There's not to much to tell. Me and some mates got wasted on absinth and weed and decided to climb a big hill to watch the sunrise, we cut through someone's field and almost broke our ankles getting over a barbed wire fence, once we got to the top of the hill we sat there for a bit and ate pineapple lumps before realising that it's really cold and the sun doesn't come up for another couple of hours so we went back

GOOD MORNING

Sounds like a pretty fun night desu

HELLO
HOW ARE YOU?
I HOPE YOU ARE GOOD THIS MORNING

REGARDS, ME.

>someone's field
Trespassing, that's illegal.
I'll have you done.

IM ALRIGHT, I'M DOING WELL

WHAT'S UP

>trespassing
I'm calling the cops

do not violate the NAP

GOOD TO HEAR
I'M SITTING IN THE DARK I JUST NOTICED.
THE SUN MUST'VE WENT DOWN.
I'll violate you in a minute.

youtube.com/watch?v=FO3r8QWZAw4

To be fair there was nothing in that field but a bunch of sheeps which managed to really spook us

>he keeps tickling my legs

WHOA!
Easy there buddy...

...

Balt is always full with gay ERP, why?

Because it's filled with gays.

because there are a lot of gays that post here

Seems like only you anglos are the gay here, not the balts.

Majority of it.

that's fine with me

You shouldn't discriminate, it's not very nice.

I'm only ironically gay desu

that's fine, I still like you

You don't need to say it, the irony is always implicit.
Just like how I find you cute, but in a completely no homo way...

Wtf is "ironic" about larping as a shitpacker fag?

Who /straight/ here

That applies to the majority of the kiwis in this thread

Right here buddy.
Can you imagine that some people in this thread find this boy to be appealing?
We should hold a plebiscite to kick them out.

>kiwi bfs

morning
gonna have a fap now, then shower, then go to gym

Have a good day

Good morning m80, sounds like a solid plan.

CAN'T be bothered cooking.

Same, except I already did the first and I only go to gym to watch people lift in competition.

I'll cook for you desu

Me either, I'm just having some floor brownie for dinner

Oh shit wrong person...

This is not the first time you've mistaken me.

>floor brownie
Sounds nutritious and delicious.

>mistaking you for my bf
I should be ashamed...

It's fine, it can be hard to tell sometimes when it's just a kiwi flag

What's for dinner qts? I am having spaghetti bolanase.

Maybe we should get trips desu

Thank you, you too.
Thanks.
Have fun.

Just noodles, I'm too tired to make anything.
Yours sounds nice though.

Only got 1% battery left.

Cup noodles again eh?

No thanks
You shouldn't be alive

Thanks. My dad makes it. Will have mushrooms added also.

THAT WASN'T ME.
IS THIS SOME SORT OF SICK JOKE?
AM I CURSED TO BE MISTAKEN FOR OTHER PEOPLE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE?

Are you trying to trick me or something?!?

Just give up, everyone here believes that you are me

Fuck that actually sounds really good, almost makes me want to cook something.

ARE YOU?

>tfw terrible bf

What!?

I can't even tell when you're posting, I of all people should be able to know.

>tfw finally becoming a normie

Once I figure out how to enjoy getting smashed with the lads and watching sport my metamorphosis will be complete.

How are you becoming a normie?
This might be useful knowledge indeed.

Tell us your secrets.

Why would you want that?

Once I got a job and a gf it was easy

I've had two different jobs and neither got me a gf, so you are lying.

Good morning.

The job gave me dosh and a place to practice not being a social retard

Surprisingly tinder got me a gf

Good morning m80

Good morning, did you sleep well?

I hope day went well for you.

Yeah. I got some pills that help relax so it seems they helped.

>tinder
>dating a roastie

But she ended up being a virgin, messed up my sheets and everything

>messed up my sheets and everything
I-I don't want to know...

>no eggs in the fridge
>supermarket closed
I can't have noodles without eggs.. can I?

Of course you can