Social engineering edition
/balt/ + /ausnz/
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>tfw no half-white half-maori qt bf from nz
>half-maori
You really don't understand the implications of this.
I'm a bit of a shut-in but that's not that uncommon
at least I can function in real life
I think I've found the right place.
But it's pointless because I respect you and your privacy.
That's all right, baby, you know I dig your vibes any way you do
>Social engineering edition
What did he mean by this, am I being socially engineered right now
>half-maori
Good luck with that
>What did he mean by this
It was just a little joke
thanks
VROOOM VROOOM
Might take up homebrewing.
It was a meme.
You shouldn't joke about things like that...
You should try make your own moonshine
do people drink corn whiskey there
Yeah I'll probably move to distilling but I'll start just brewing beer and cider.
cider is really easy, my family makes it
If you can brew a decent cider I'd be interested.
Yeah some of mine does it too, granma actually makes some nice stuff, puts me on my arse.
I'll send you down a crate full one day.
>arse
why are kiwis so darn cute
I've never come across it before, although I'm not much of a drinker (except for that one time me and my mates got hold of a bottle of 90% absinth, but I don't want to talk about that)
>I don't want to talk about that
well now you have to tell me
I've never seen it around, it's probably not very big here.
>why are kiwis so darn cute
>90% absinthe
Seems like a good way to get alcohol poisoning
bait
i take it
Please do respond to bait
stop taking his bait you IDIOTS
Fuck off
That's wrong and you know it.
i wonder who's behind that post
There's not to much to tell. Me and some mates got wasted on absinth and weed and decided to climb a big hill to watch the sunrise, we cut through someone's field and almost broke our ankles getting over a barbed wire fence, once we got to the top of the hill we sat there for a bit and ate pineapple lumps before realising that it's really cold and the sun doesn't come up for another couple of hours so we went back
GOOD MORNING
Sounds like a pretty fun night desu
HELLO
HOW ARE YOU?
I HOPE YOU ARE GOOD THIS MORNING
REGARDS, ME.
>someone's field
Trespassing, that's illegal.
I'll have you done.
IM ALRIGHT, I'M DOING WELL
WHAT'S UP
>trespassing
I'm calling the cops
do not violate the NAP
GOOD TO HEAR
I'M SITTING IN THE DARK I JUST NOTICED.
THE SUN MUST'VE WENT DOWN.
I'll violate you in a minute.
To be fair there was nothing in that field but a bunch of sheeps which managed to really spook us
>he keeps tickling my legs
WHOA!
Easy there buddy...
...
Balt is always full with gay ERP, why?
Because it's filled with gays.
because there are a lot of gays that post here
Seems like only you anglos are the gay here, not the balts.
Majority of it.
that's fine with me
You shouldn't discriminate, it's not very nice.
I'm only ironically gay desu
that's fine, I still like you
You don't need to say it, the irony is always implicit.
Just like how I find you cute, but in a completely no homo way...
Wtf is "ironic" about larping as a shitpacker fag?
Who /straight/ here
That applies to the majority of the kiwis in this thread
Right here buddy.
Can you imagine that some people in this thread find this boy to be appealing?
We should hold a plebiscite to kick them out.
>kiwi bfs
morning
gonna have a fap now, then shower, then go to gym
Have a good day
Good morning m80, sounds like a solid plan.
CAN'T be bothered cooking.
Same, except I already did the first and I only go to gym to watch people lift in competition.
I'll cook for you desu
Me either, I'm just having some floor brownie for dinner
Oh shit wrong person...
This is not the first time you've mistaken me.
>floor brownie
Sounds nutritious and delicious.
>mistaking you for my bf
I should be ashamed...
It's fine, it can be hard to tell sometimes when it's just a kiwi flag
What's for dinner qts? I am having spaghetti bolanase.
Maybe we should get trips desu
Thank you, you too.
Thanks.
Have fun.
Just noodles, I'm too tired to make anything.
Yours sounds nice though.
Only got 1% battery left.
Cup noodles again eh?
No thanks
You shouldn't be alive
Thanks. My dad makes it. Will have mushrooms added also.
THAT WASN'T ME.
IS THIS SOME SORT OF SICK JOKE?
AM I CURSED TO BE MISTAKEN FOR OTHER PEOPLE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE?
Are you trying to trick me or something?!?
Just give up, everyone here believes that you are me
Fuck that actually sounds really good, almost makes me want to cook something.
ARE YOU?
>tfw terrible bf
What!?
I can't even tell when you're posting, I of all people should be able to know.
>tfw finally becoming a normie
Once I figure out how to enjoy getting smashed with the lads and watching sport my metamorphosis will be complete.
How are you becoming a normie?
This might be useful knowledge indeed.
Tell us your secrets.
Why would you want that?
Once I got a job and a gf it was easy
I've had two different jobs and neither got me a gf, so you are lying.
Good morning.
The job gave me dosh and a place to practice not being a social retard
Surprisingly tinder got me a gf
Good morning m80
Good morning, did you sleep well?
I hope day went well for you.
Yeah. I got some pills that help relax so it seems they helped.
>tinder
>dating a roastie
But she ended up being a virgin, messed up my sheets and everything
>messed up my sheets and everything
I-I don't want to know...
>no eggs in the fridge
>supermarket closed
I can't have noodles without eggs.. can I?
Of course you can