John Fucking Wick

Just saw John Wick 2 early. AMA

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How many bags of popcorn would you give it?

4.7/5. Would have been perfect if he didn't just keep flipping people on their fucking backs every 3 seconds.

Is there cam or screener out yet

Hope the based chinks deliver early again

I sat directly under the projector and brought my hd cam and binaural mics. Tried doing it but got lit up by a flashlight and was almost discovered. Fuck that.

Is it as bad as the first one or even worse?

It's more violent for sure. At least 200% more headshots and he even slices a guys nuts off in a train station.

IMO it's better. A lot more variety of stunts but the grounded feel of the first one is kinda lost.

Should I attempt to violate the no singles policy of my local cinema to watch it?

I'm on my last warning, so this better be worth it.

DOES HE DIE?!

So what are you supposed to do in America if you want to see a film but are single? do you just have to wait

What did you think of the Pencil Massacre?

don't call the cops but I broke the no singles policy tonight to see it. It was worth almost getting caught

Bretty good.

But he only killed 2 people with it

Does the overall body count surpass the first movie?

Oh yeah.

Easily
Lost count in the first ten minutes.

I counted 111 give or take a few. First one was in the 70's

That pencil kill jesus christ

I personally think the balls slice in the subway was fucking horrifying.

I hope they have more kills like that spread throughout Chapter 3 because it seems like they went all out with that NYC segment.

If this is what they did with Chapter 2 the third better not be anything less than pure kinography. I think John being Excomunicado and turning into a fugitive from a pretty sizable assassin organization is gonna be an interesting way to move the story forward.

You better hope the normies see this one because I'd imagine this one is double or even triple the budget.

I'm doing my part to get normies to watch, recommending it as high as I can since I've somehow become a film authority amongst my normie friends.

You ever fart in the tub and bite at the bubbles?

What kind of moron reviews an action movie about assassins and complains about the violence/amoral nature of the violence?

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Wait, what? Is that really a thing? What's the point of it?!

Loved the ending.

I'm glad this email leaked out because this is what made me see the first.

Keanu is an absolute saint.

yfw when he left his buddy on the train

pretty grim ending/cliffhanger,

is he going to exterminate the Continental guild in the next movie?

Favorite kill?

Guy who had to wait for John to reload shotgun to finish him off was a neat throwback to the first.

SPOILER
no

the Excommunicado

Either the pencil to the brain stem or the nutsack slice. There were some grade A headshots too.

The one where John had to wrestle the gun out of the guys hand

That or I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE STAIRS BRO

That kill was great, but the best one was decapitating the one guy from the jaw up.

Pencil kill and the Ruby Rose kill

>Ruby Rose kill
She aint dead.


Be seeing you.

>he comes back in JW3 with the knife still there

>yfw glorious butt shot

Too bad she identifies as genderfluid

duh

My dick could fluid the genders out of her.

Fat asian, hands down. I kept waiting for Wick to realize how futile hitting him was.

Was anybody else getting Hitman(TM) vibes from the Rome scene? The part where he shoots the guy on stage and the audience cheers seemed like something out of a Blood Money kill

So Vigo's alive too? That line's been a recurring one yo.

Just saw it yesterday, great movie! It felt like The Raid 2. Like it was the first movie but turned to 11. It was a little too much at a few points.

Favorite moment was when Keanu and common was taking pot shots at each other in the subway without discussion noticed.

Only negative thing I can come up with is that the CG blood is at times very obvious and has a lot of tracking mistakes in some scenes. Especially during the entire museum sequence near the end.

violin lady neck snap

Is it? I never noticed. In that case, nope, she's probably dead, although her death seems like it leaves a lot more to interpretation than anyone else's.

>without getting noticed

I feel they missed a great opportunity for an admittedly stupid but silly gag with that scene. We see subtitles for the sign language, I think it would have been funny if in response to "be seeing you" he just flipped her off but still showed "fuck you" in subtitles.

Is it just me or did John wick seem slightly autistic at times? This is a serious question actually. I started to think so about a third into the movie.

It's been used a lot in the first. Though not just people he's removed.
I do wish when he was fiddling around with his gun there, he did just use it on her. He is supposed to be a cold killer. Though he has been shown to let females go with less harm.

I honestly felt bad for the bad guys when he had the shotgun. I don't know if it was for safety reasons with the stuntmen or something but I feel he shot most of the bad guys below the belt he was using it. I swear he shoots one guy like 5 times in a row.

wrong movie buddy

Yeah I think most of them he shoots in the legs then gets closer to point blank them. And yeah, one guy he shot like 5 times or something

that fucking cool-ass flippy brass check he did when he took the 1911 mag off that guard was slicker than any of the actual kills

Speaking of which, how much of that gun checking was just /k/ porn?

>slightly autistic
He decided to kill the Italian mob boss sister knowing full fell the brother was going to betray him. Then when cornering brother Italian in to the Continent, instead of making peace with him like he did with the guy who stole his car, he decides to break Continental rule and make literally every fucking assassin his enemy for no other reason than "muh revenge."

He was full autism.

I'm guessing the next one is going to be set in Asia or something. Plenty of Asian characters in this film, they mention the Chinese, and I would guess the Asians are the only ones who wouldn't really give a shit about the European crime world and has their own.

it was pure /k/ino

torrent when?

The 1911 got some great love in this move

>Yfw you see John reaching for the pencil

i mean, the entire movie is /k/ porn

i didn't like that they said all the brand names though, that part felt kind of tacky

it had to be a kimber, of all brands

How many of you autismos actually counted the 7 rounds in the 1911 to make sure they didn't fuck that up?

I did. Both times he had a full mag

too bad it was a gross fucking kimber one

they've been good about that, the weapon noises still annoyed me though

i'm fine with the magic silencers since it's hollywood, but the pistol being louder than the AR in the catacomb scene was weird

Do you think Reeves/Common got really good at falling down stairs, so they wrote a scene where they fall down 3 different sets of staircases? Reeves even falls down one more flight of stairs later in the movie

yeah, the whole long setup for a short execution thing really reminded me of hitman.

will be nice to rewatch it at home in a couple of months. cinematography ironically comes out worse at movies theatres imo.

It's better than the first one, everything is turned up to 11.
i just went by myself and it was good
probably the best two kills in the entire movie
yes

That series of stair falls was a highlight of the film for me. Common was actually decent in this.

the audience in my theater started laughing as soon as they saw the second set of staircases

i think it was just supposed to be a funny moment, like them missing each other with the silencers on in the train station

Did you go alone to the cinema?

How's the chi flow?

Not him but I did. Had to have a security escort watch me the whole movie. Had to pay for his seat too.

It started serious and then got silly on purpose. It's like they really didn't want to kill each other.

yeah,
theater was pretty full for a rated R movie,
there were also 1 or 2 loners apart from me.

It wasn't "muh revenge" it was ending the contract on him. Either way he was going to be hunted, and that faggot was going to stay in the Continental for months until Wick went away (and he'd become untouchable and probably make the order go after him anyways)

Might as well kill the cunt since he was going to lose no matter what happened.

>tfw we didn't get to see the sister's tits

So was the violin lady just playing her violin in a public place on the off chance a target happens to walk through her area?

was anyone else bothered by Wick's magical bulletproof suit?

the 1st movie was slighlty more realistic since he got fucked up pretty bad even after wearing a bulleproof vest.

Wat.

Movie was fucking great but I was a little annoyed with the suppressed guns at the train station, nobody even batted an eye.

Are we not going to mention how Keanu got his ass/balls groped?

assasins were covering the train stations, subways, airports, etc.

NYC is a big place, but they correctly guessed he would be heading to the hotel. You watch those paths and hope to get lucky. There were hundreds of people looking for him, and only the ones they showed stumbled into him.

How was it magical? It's lined with ballistic shielding, when they shot him under the vest in the side, he got fucked up pretty bad.

Also keep in mind that his stitches kept opening up (since this only took place 5 days after Chapter 1)

I wouldn't complain

Alright, I'll buy it

Still doesn't explain why half the population of New York are hitman

why did they go to all that effort to establish the whole lore about the gold coins, but then just have wick's bounty be in USD

also on that subject, is it just me, or did the people making this movie think that $7 million is worth way more than it actually is? that's barely enough to buy a reasonably-sized condo in midtown manhattan, i don't think everyone in NYC would be signing up for a job that could easily get you killed or put in prison for life for that kind of money

The hotel is in New York. For all we know it could be the only one in the US or at least in that coast.

>why did they go to all that effort to establish the whole lore about the gold coins, but then just have wick's bounty be in USD

The coins are specifically for The Continental and Continental services, they aren't "real" currency.

Not everyone is a part of the continental guild. $7 million makes more sense.

$7 million could get you a penthouse overlooking Central Park.

I thought that too, it kinda reminded me of that bit from Austin Powers.

Would $70 million be more reasonable? $700 million

I was, too. I didn't mind it in the beginning when getting shot really slowed him down but towards the end when he holds it up like a shield did bother me. Though I feel with the odds so stacked against him, especially even more so for what they have set up, I can excuse mega kevlar since its beats the alternative of the cliche of bad guys just missing every shot.

If you're referring to the continental thing, I would assume they weren't all hit men, just people connected to that world, who were willing to take part in giving the warning.

I saw it a few weeks ago, and I loved it too. My main problem with it is that literally everyone by the second half of the movie is an assassin, but I love the world. I love Ian MCSHANE in it, I loved that bad ass Italian bitch.
Holy Jesus, so many fucking kills.
The ending kind of has me spooked, though, because the secret society aspect thing was my favorite part. The Somalier/Taylor/Consierge stuff is totally my jam.

Also, that fight with Common. God damn.
Also, fucking Common, he's literally everywhere I look. Immediately after the film I went to a bar with my friend, and he is on ESPN interviewing Serena Williams.

Was pretty fucking dumb when he got up after getting shot in the fucking head and in the chest 5 times.