Walk down the street

>walk down the street
>see this
>"i'm pulling up on you, nigga"

what do?

Mag dump

OMG ARE YOU BIRDMANE?

Polity deny his request and move on with my day.

Respek it

Tell him you would like to introduce him to his son.

underrated

I call the Trumpstaffel

Put some respek on that

offer him chicken and supersize the grape drank

Yell "burr" and hope it means "don't shoot" in birdman language

"I'm sorry, what? I don't speak coon."

Well pilgrim, only after you eat the peanuts out of my shit

*teleport behind him*
Heh, nothing personnel, nigger.

I'm pulling out on your wife so you'd better show me some respect in return.

Kindly inform him I do not need my shoes shined.

say to him ey dawg you got some shit on yo face.

I would lay down on the ground, face on the side of the street, walk my knees up so my ass is straight up in the air, and fart at him until he goes away

Kill that faggot so I can hear Tha Carter V

"I'm sorry I don't have any change" and keep walking while averting eye contact

What did he mean by this?

Bang watch niggers skull explode from jacketed hollow point, nigger falls back blood spurting from giant hole in back of head.

Walk away calmly, go home eat dinner shower, sleep like baby.

"Please start by 'pulling up' your fucking pants."

you are doing what and where?

Execute my right to self defence with my cocealed carry weapon.

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