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caralad

That's not true though

Got the platinum trophy on Persona 5, took slightly over 1 month

Time to find a new distraction

I asked /m/ about cruise missles, they got mad

We in the Alt-Right support genuine Multiculturalism

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This really roasted my peanuts

>ywn be a hot American chad conquering Japan and earning silly money streaming

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fucks sake

living at home for uni is tragic, feel sorry for the lads who made such a huge mistake, money comes and goes but once you've blown that chance you can never get it back.

yeah, the people are really running the show in venezuela. and everyone in soviet russia had SO much personal freedom

you domb underage paki loving spastic

fuck off mate i'm not buy grey goose, i managed to find on offer so it's like 12 pounds a bottle (70 cl) then 5 mixers as well).

yeh pretty much but dont think he is a fag so hopefully gona be ok not been to a party in like 3 years haha

>those lads by the last thread that wanked with mates
How does that even happen? Is it not awkward when you cum?

more dead Yanks VERY soon lads :3

I think they were just lying for (You)s

Hurricane Irma is heading right for me. A bit scared.

I love Aussie women, they sound like angels

sounds like you're being bamboozled

Just how desperate are the press to do a hatchet job on Rees-Mogg?

Tolerance, diversity and multiculturalism for all, except white male Christians

Met the gf and she broke up with me. Was as indifferent as I could be it all happened so fast

business idea: unironic pro-yank posting to irk rasheed

/r/asianmasculinity on suicide watch

dont care

Not a fan of this post.

Shoot it with your weapon of choice.

I lived on my own, it was heell

So lonely and bored

lol owned

tell me about kev

If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best coloured man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.

This is the strategy of racists.

Getting a bit of evening coffee
I seem to be the only one here

what maeks you say that? I hope not. I mean if there isn't a party surely i will just turn around with my booze and leavea and justspend another night at home drinking by myself haha

it's not the press, it's the party. His meme status is threatening May's leadership so the press office ordered a hit on him to drown any chances of progression (not that he wants to be PM)

t. lobbyist with media contacts

Cuba, Vietnam, Cambodia, Angola, the USSR, Venezuela, North Korea and Maoist China

nice track record

alri there rasheed islamabad.

most of us dont celebrate the death of innocents. cultural differences i suppose. do enjoy watching muzzies get eviscerate by drone strikes on LL though

But he is better

literal nonce town

suppose ye

>ice and a straw in your coffee

mate..

>It's a Jordi kino

Aurora boring Alice tonight lads. Expecting it to be shit and cucked by clouds t b h

You've been fooled by the right wing media

Think I found a couple of flea bites on my leg lads. Grim.

love cheeseburgers me

>straw
It's a spoon
And iced coffee is the standard here
Too hot for a hot coffee

Why are there so many hurricanes

Might go into more detail if any of you lads are interested but one night on a sleepover when I was in year 11 my best mate and i (16) were talking all night. He asked me to keep a secret which he knew i wouldnt like, told me had been in a "relationship" with my dad for the last 8 months. It was like getting punched in the stomach. I knew my friend was gay, I still wasnt sure what I was. But knowing they had been carrying on behind my back really upset me. It was all one sided, my friend would suck his cock whenever my dad needed relief. Sometimes on sleepovers they would wait til I was asleep and my friend would go into my dads room. Explained why he wanted to come over so often I suppose and why my dad always agreed to it.

I started thinking it wasnt true and accused him of being a fantasist. He set up for me to watch them without my dads knowledge.

Whole mess of feelings watching two people you trusted having sex, especially when one is your own father. Made it a thing for a while where my friend would let me know shit was going to go down, I would hide and watch and couldn't look away. Still freaks me out. Ended up doing shit with my friend but realised I didn't like him as a person for ruining my family. He stopped coming round when my dad started shagging a divorced woman. He still doesn't know I know his secret gay period. Thank fuck he'll never know.

fave movies?
for me its the nutty professor 2: the klumps

mmmmhm

No such thing

g*d is angry at the yanks for electing drumpf

it is only by reading that you can become a better writer, thoughts?

What is it with gooks and neon

Good man. I sure hope you aren't being ironically pro-American to anger brownies.

look at the fat yank

mesmerizing

Why would you pick the pocket of the lowest white man? He doesn't have anything in his pockets.

If you're going to pick pockets, pick the pocket of the best coloured man. At least that makes sense.

surprisingly decent story desu

Five Guys?

g-go on...

Nutty president 2: the drumpfs! Hahaha

nah
Reading teaches you nothing about poetic and literary techniques

Ooo yes please :3

Her tits are awful

In-N-Out, better quality and better tasting imho

You have to write everyday

that'll fuck you up right

>Beria's sexually predatory nature was well-known to the Politburo, and though Stalin took an indulgent viewpoint (considering Beria's wartime importance), he said, "I don't trust Beria." In one instance when Stalin learned his daughter was alone with Beria at his house, he telephoned her and told her to leave immediately. When Beria complimented Alexander Poskrebyshev's daughter on her beauty, Poskrebyshev quickly pulled her aside and instructed her, "Don't ever accept a lift from Beria."[48] After taking an interest in Marshal Kliment Voroshilov's daughter-in-law during a party at their summer dacha, Beria shadowed their car closely all the way back to the Kremlin terrifying Voroshilov's wife.

Scousers on suicide watch right now

literally just browse all day

have a srs problem

More like Liverpoop haha

Genuinely hate it when non-Anglo cunts male fun of the USA. Uncivilized rump states drowning in third world refugees dare to insult the only world superpower. We produce all the art and culture for the world. You eat our food, wear our clothes, listen to our music, follow our politics, worship our celebrities... You're insects beneath us. Anglo countries get a free pass because they're our respected influencers and allies.

> sunday 830am
> sleepover morning friend Jason and I are awake already just talking
> I'm in my bed he's on the spare bed
> his phone goes off
> 'its your dad user asking if the coast is clear'
> he texts back something like 'yep, he's fast asleep, b there in cpl mins'
> jason says he will leave my dads bedroom door open a little, If I want i can watch shit from the hallway
> he fucks off and I stay in my room a few minutes debating to myself
> kinda keen to see but also don't wanna as well because, its crossing a line seeing your dad and best friend having sex, especially when your dad has no idea he's being watched
> I man up and creep down the hallway
> bedroom door open about 3"
> fuck, that's graphic
> wtf am I even looking at?
> my dad is lying on his bed, can see his body from his chest down. Can't see his shoulders or face. He's naked, completely fucking naked lying on his back, and he's got a hard on.
> Jason is on his knees on the floor on the other side of the bed, he's alongside my dad and facing the door
> and he's sucking cock
> I've never seen any sex IRL before, so this is a shock. Its even wierder to see these two people having sex.
> its hot, so hot to see Jason slurping away, but that's my dads dick. Its so wrong
> jase looks up towards the door and we make eye contact
> he keeps on at it
> just has his lips wrapped around this cock and is bobbing his head up and down
> occasionally dad makes a noise or moves his legs but not much changes.
> for a couple minutes I'm just watching this show.

autismo here, if I'm having breakfast at a cafe and its table service, how do I pay?
leave the money on the table at the end?

must be distantly related to thailad

I'll gladly pay you tuseday for a hamburger today

> am getting hard, can't help it
> Jason's got his eyes closed mostly one hand wrapped around balls and base of his dick, the other is rubbing dads stomach and chest
> I think I've had enough, feel a bit sick and I wanna go but I cant
> things start heating up, dads moving a bit obviously getting more excited
> Jason gets up on the bed, kneeling in between his legs
> keeps sucking while rubbing up and down my dads thighs
> one of dads hands grabs his own dick and the other one strokes Jason's hair
> hear him groan a bit and his legs stretch out
> Jason keeps on his dick, things are moving fast, I hear a big grunt, never heard anything like that come from my father before
> its obvious he's cumming
> my friends mouth stays attached to the end of his dick. He's taking it all in.
> dad stretches out and relaxes, Jason is still sucking. Then takes his mouth off and gives his dick a few licks and kisses his abdomen
> rests his head there and looks right at me, smiles
> I nope the fuck out of there. This is too bizarre and I honestly did like it. Seemed like a real betrayal from both of them
> quietly hurry back to my room
> jump back to bed and fap one out. One of the wierdest caps ever thinking about sucking my dads dick. Feel so disgusted with myself
> Jason walks in two minutes later, asks me what I thought
> told him I'm not in the mood for talking
> mfw 30 minutes later we are all at the table eating a cooked breakfast
> dads his normal everyday self, has no fucking idea I've watched him blow a load down my friends throat
> they're both chill AF, I go back to bed and spend the next month in a depression because, one I'm 16, and two I have no idea how to deal with this

business idea: nip to sainsburys and eat an Angel Cake

If it's a cafe I'd go up to the counter. Although cafes usually take your money in advance.

If there's a waitress/male waitress try and catch her eye and tell her you're done and ask how to pay.

The Khmer Rouge sounds like a daedric cult in Morrowind

Idk but it's comfy
This whole country feels like cyberpunk meets the Wild West but in the jungle

...

>the city of liverpoop

bit gay

I've never told anyone this story before lads.
But on my16th birthday when my mate was in the shower I asked my friend's mum for a kiss as a birthday present as a joke and she actually did it.
I was only expecting it on the lips but she put her tongue in my mouth.
She then started to put her hand down my underwear and stroke my cock but my friend got out of the shower.
She did the same thing on my 18th birthday but that time we actually had sex.

DA TING GOES SKKKKRRRRAAAAAAAAAA

PA PA KA KA KA

walk up to the counter and ask for the manager x

Love free trade
Love free movement of people
Hate communists and fascists

haha yeah and drumpf is like Voldemort

wow and i thought i had it bad
mad

when the Brit says "jump", the yank says "how high?"

Was she fit?

liverPOO

Prove it

howling

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America is the GOAT country though

>I've never told anyone this story before lads.
>But on my16th birthday when my mate was in the shower I asked my friend's mum for a kiss as a birthday present as a joke and she actually did it.
>I was only expecting it on the lips but she put her tongue in my mouth.
>She then started to put her hand down my underwear and stroke my cock but my friend got out of the shower.
>She did the same thing on my 18th birthday but that time we actually had sex.

LiverSHITE

loooooooooooooool

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don't believe this one bit you little gobshite

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Hilary = Harry
Elizabeth Warren = Hermione
Bernie Sanders = Ron