Manchester United vs Tottenham Hotspur Prematch Hype Thread

What are your predictions, Sup Forums?

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Shit tier match

Lads, it's Tottenham.

bloody 'ell la'

>"English""Premier""League"
>best teams always tie zero-zero

0-0

Son with a cheeky tap-in 89th minute la

Chad Kane will score twice.

cant see spurs getting anything from this one

Utd have no midfield to play through. They'll park the bus and hoof it up to Lukaku who will be criticised for his performance despite being completely isolated against last season's best defence. 0-0

Is Kane fit for the match lads?

Nope ruled out, which is a shame

>no kane
>mou will park the bus

not even going to watch this 0-0.

United to park it from the first second. 0-0.

1-0 to ManYoo then.

boring as shit 0-0

Shinji pls.

Phil Jones own goal spuds win

were you too drunk to remember liverpool vs united?

No but I fell asleep for the 2nd half.

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Draw it is then.
As long as Huddersfeel win.

United win

t. Spurs supporter

Yep, 0-0

Looks like Bailly and Zlatan are back to full training.
Both could be on the bench

>If I bet game ends 0-0 the potential win is 8.5 times return on money

Should I put a cheeky 10’er on 0-0?

>no kane
unfortunately you may be right. I like Llorente but i can't see him pulling the defence apart like Kane might

Redpill me on Llorente. Is he just a tall meme target man, or does he have some actual skills?

So much Hmmm in the comments.

>punch that nigger

>KEKAPHILE

he was legit a great striker at Bilbao, Went to JJ and went downhill since, Swansea was a resurrection for him

epl thread

No way this is ending 0-0

Stop memeing

I've got something to tell you, user

Not looking forward to this match without Harry Kane.

0-0

>3-4-3 / 5-2-3

BEEP
BEEP
BEEP

VEHICLE REVERSING

Looking like a 3-4-3 to match up Spurs.

>Lloris (C), Aurier, Alderweireld, Vertonghen, Davies, Dier, Winks, Sissoko, Eriksen, Dele, Son.

>Rio now trains to become a profesional boxer
He's going to punch the shit out of Mourinho if they slip on his last run

>Llorente not starting
>Mou will be the one accused of parking the bus

Smfh

What the fuck

>Just arrived at Old Trafford come on United #MUFC #RedArmy #OldTrafford #TheatreOfDreams #ThisIsHome #Gingerbeard #Beardsmen #RedsWithBeards

What?

Back 4 w/ Dier in midfield?

Sissoko is the battering ram to allow Son to ninja through the defence

>both teams playing with 3 at the back

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>Harry Kane team without Kane

This meme MUST stop

>Alli in midfield

What the actual fuck

Why no Sanchez?

So the Harry Kane team is playing without Harry Kane?
What is this? A joke?

Poch mind games.

Mou won the Europa league buy specifically targeting Sanchez due to not being comfortable on the ball

Mouyes exposed

>jones
>bailly
some goals might happened if lindelel is in, but it's over now
0-0 it is

>6-3-1 vs. 5-5-0
wow

>ANOTHER televised Newcastle game

Are you fucking kidding.

Why don't they call this game the Jews vs Muslims derby?

True united customer remember this outside their head.

Because both terms could apply to the London team causing confusion

That's offensive to the Asian core of United fans

Mister Potato.

Wtf I suddenly want to buy Mamee noodles now

> Mouyes against one of the Top6

So this will be an entertaining 0:0? Lukaku confirmed as a 42inch fraud?

Lol
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COYS

holy fucking shit how haven't i seen this before

cmon i wanna watch some football

D:

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

Love eating that shit.

It's alright, Mourinho doesn't park the bus at home.

M8 youtube is full of this stuff.
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Amazing that Ryan Giggs was even considered to be put in an ad

If he didn't play for manure who have protection from Sky and the BBC he would have been shredded for what he did

Based italy.

It was just banter.

Which team gets EXPOSED lads ?

>wayne rooney
>mr. potato

pottery

W I N K S
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>prediction
Its going to be 0-0

>I wear club clothing to the match
>I wear club clothing at all

>b-b-but muh narrative

Brilliant.

lol there's that "nu-males take photos with their mouths open" thing again

Outside Man City they would be expected to win the games anyways with or without Kane

>not showing your support wherever you go
>calls others plastics

Kys filthy casual

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ROONEY VS GIGGS | MOST AMAZING ACTING SKILLS IN HISTORY | HD ACTING SKILLS 2017

If numales are so beta how do they have enough testosterone to grow big meaty beards

...

so Kane is overrated? someone needs to tell all the journalists arse licking the mong then

it screams gloryhunter and casual fan desu
same idea of mongs wearing the band shirt to a concert

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHO'S LAUGHING NOW BITCHES
YOU DUMB ARROGANT LIMEYS BULLIED ME FOR SAYING ALLI IS A MIDFIELDER
SUCK MY FAT COCK KEKS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Because the beard consumes all of their available test

4-0 United

I got a feeling, lads. They might actually roll over Spuds today. Perhaps not 4-0 but I'd be very surprised if we'd get another 0-0.

In bong land showing your support somehow means you're a lessor fan

That's some real mental gymnastics m8

So far every game I've watched this season has been a major disappointment

Spurs 2 : 1 United screencap this. Harry Kane scores twice.

Test injections to show solidarity with muslim oppression and lgbt human rights

>not watching udders vs manu