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12:30 Manchester United vs Tottenham
15:00 Watford vs Stoke
15:00 West Bromwich Albion vs Manchester City
15:00 Arsenal vs Swansea
15:00 Crystal Palace vs West Ham
15:00 Liverpool vs Huddersfield
17:30 Bournemouth vs Chelsea

I predict home wins for everyone except Liverpool.

nah the pool will beat udders

For me it's Mo Zilla~

>west brom to beat City

/epl/ is dead, mate. It's best to let it rest in peace.

United Spurs ends 0-0

>doubting pulisball

maybe use this as the 3pm thread

ib4 cheeky United 1:0

im off to the game bois

no game ive ever gone to has ended 0-0. remember this when that whistle blows

>punished Kloppo beaten by his best friend to end his career

enjoy the game la, I predict an exciting 0-0

i am like the football sport

Get us a half and half scarf lad, thanks.

inb4 300 posts today and then this thread drops off page 15 before reaching bump limit by the end of the week

You are now aware that David Wagner had 8 caps for the USA.

>page 15
only oldfags will remember this

wtf i love the usa now

>tfw it was all Poch mind games

>implying LinGOD won't score another screamer or two
Lmao pathetic. The Harry Kane team is nothing compared to Man United. Do all the jewish customers actually think they stand a chance agains the biggest team in world football? Newsflash everyone: Man United are on their way back to the very top of world football, Tottenshit Hotsperm were never anywhere near it. United literally has the best team player by player in every single position in the whole league. The only one who even comes remotely close to challenge for a spot in the United XI is Kevin De Bruyne. Reminder that United are still at the very top of the table. The only reason Man Shitty are first is because they have been playing shit teams, and haven't met any of the top teams yet. Just wait until the winter break and then we will see who the REAL number one is. To top it all off, United have also been playing without their two best players Zlatan and Pogba and we are STILL comfortably running the league. Imagine what we can do when they return from injury. I know it hurts that United's """""""downfall"""""" only lasted 3 seasons. ABU's are literally crying. This will be the decisive moment in the title challenge.
Are you ready for 21 times /spee/?

>tfw 5.30pm kickoff

There's always doubts around the effectiveness of protests, but at least they get people riled up and you have a bit of a laugh.

Should discuss the game here like bundes and serie a

too many people watch epl to do that

Of course.

Chelsea lose today by 4 goals. Get riiight on it!

The Ride never ends with Hull, does it?

Reminder that the clocks go back tonight.

There is no Time, only clocks.

Not a fan

>Mr. Thorax

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if my phone and laptop don't automatically adjust themselves i will be living out of sync for at least a week

and as for that pesky clock on the oven...

Probably never will until the Allams sell up. Blunder Boy is now threatening to take us off the market because he feels "bullied". In reality he doesn't want to sell anyway, fobbed off about four different consortiums last summer.

He's genuinely deluded though, he thinks we're the best run club in the EFL and in the top 6 in the country.

>also suggesting he was engaged in a sexual relationship with a former player

lmao

>fobbed off about four different consortiums

You could be rolling in Arab or Chinese money now.

Morning lads. What have you all had for brekkie?

Honey on toast here :)

Cheeky cinnamon bun and a latte

>Manchester United vs Tottenham

It will be a semen slurping 0-0. There, I saved you nearly 2 hours of your life.

Nutri grain bar on the way to wageslaving

had some leftover pasta

>Blunder Boy is now threatening to take us off the market because he feels "bullied"
that's about as convincing as iain dowie's job title

>he thinks we're the best run club in the EFL and in the top 6 in the country.
that HDM interview was utter shit

egg and ketchup sandwich obviously

Yeah, one of them was Dai Yongge who now owns Reading, and Chien Lee who is taking over Barnsley.

As it is we're just winding down as a club. Attendances are lower than when we moved into the KC in Division Three.

Salzstangerl and sausage

>brekkie
IF, mate. Breakfast is in and hour

>13:30: Brighton & Hove Albion v Southampton
>16:00: Leicester City v Everton

"super" sunday

>12:30 Manchester United 0 vs 1 Tottenham
>15:00 Watford 2 vs 1 Stoke
>15:00 West Bromwich Albion 1 vs 4 Manchester City
>15:00 Arsenal 1 vs 1 Swansea
>15:00 Crystal Palace 0 vs 2 West Ham
>15:00 Liverpool 5 vs 2 Huddersfield
>17:30 Bournemouth 2 vs 2 Chelsea

Honest question, does Tottenham stand a chance?

Don't worry mate, you get Burnley Newcastle on Monday.

desu they are one of the few teams that could unlock mou's bus parking desu

[spoiler]the other team is huddersfield probably[/spoiler]

"magic" monday

Fucking sick of Brighton playing at stupid times.

Just want to go to 3pm game.

Bloke's just a thick prick isn't he.

Totenham manchester? Should i go to the irish pub to see it?

yeah but take your pc and monitor so you can shitpost

Or you know... a laptop

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>"10 minutes, but I have just been on a speed awareness course"
>this is a football chairman

Man Utd XI vs. Spurs: De Gea; Bailly, Jones, Smalling; Valencia, Herrera, Matic, Young; Mkhitaryan, Lukaku, Rashford.

#THFC: Lloris (C), Aurier, Alderweireld, Vertonghen, Davies, Dier, Winks, Sissoko, Eriksen, Dele, Son

So.. they're both playing for the draw? This should be a """"""""interesting"""""""" match

*changes channel*

Wow, can't wait.

>Smalling, Young, Rashford
>All being responsible for holding down the left side
>All right footers
>No left footers in defence
>2 left footers in the whole side

REEEEEE why u do this Jose.

Anything to avoid playing Luke Shaw

>Jermaine Jenas: "Alderweireld is the best centre back in the world"

>Luke Shaw
fugg didn't remember he existed

Rip spurs no Harry

There goes my halftime/fulltime unless Son gets busy

Put all your money on Luke Shaw to Chelsea in January.Remember in the last few days of the transfer window when Chelsea were desperately trying to sign any English players, Drinkwater was signed(good signing though imo) and Barkley almost(would have been a bad signing), they're trying to boost their homegrown numbers.Shaw isn't playing at United, Chelsea and United have a good relationship lately with transfers and Chelsea need a left back.

Momo-kun please hattrick.

>Stumbled across a great photo of the Dawson brothers when Michael signed for Forest in 1997.
>that tie

He's a Yip, but Alderweireld is pretty good. Deserves whatever praise he's getting.

Andy hasn't aged at all, top bloke.

Maybe one day when we're picking up the scraps of our club, we could have Barmby as manager with Andy his assistant.

4-0 to United

>Nicky as manager
>Daws as first team coach
>Ash as youth coach

boring

>Sane says he did not want it to depict him playing for City or for Germany, and that he chose that goal celebration because it was typical - and also his first goal for the Blues in the Champions League.

>Said Sane: “It is the goal against Monaco. It is just a kit, not Germany or Manchester City, or any other team. “I have some things that are important for me personally, so that's why I decided to do it.

It started out as a city kit tho

dubs and no goals

now that that broing shitfest is over maybe we can have some good matches

Which 3 pm game should I watch lads?

Liverpool vs Huddersfield match thread

>It is the goal against Monaco
They lost that tie lmao

Where is he?

>blunderland

wew. How many clubs have done the double relegation