TIL that in 1985...

TIL that in 1985, 2 men broke into Fran Drescher's home and one of them raped Fran and her friend and gunpoint while Fran's husband was tied up and forced to watch the ordeal. Matt LeBlanc bought a hot dinner

i bet she was really tight

She was living in an apartment with Jacobson in LA
Til two armed robber broke in for some kinky role-play!
What was she to do? Could she call for help? She took it in the fanny!

So they tied her to the chair after they locked the door
They said to her friend "Now suck it... you filthy whore!"
They tied her to the chair, to the chair, to the chair!
And made Fran watch as they put it in... her Fanny!

Who would have guessed that the scene we described... was just exactly what the doctor prescribed?
Now, she's moved on with her life and is strong, oui!
And now she's actually smiling, such joie de vivre!

She's the lady in red when everybody else is wearing tan.
The flashy girl from LA, the rape-victim named Fran!
WOOOO!

Lol nice nigger joke.

meh

>TIL
What.

I read somewhere that when the rapists were about to leave her husband said something to them which pissed them off and they raped her again. He must feel great about that.

today i learned

Its from the theme song nigger

Normal burglars don't go into houses when people are there and they stay only as short as possible. What are the chances this was all arranged by her husband?

I just assumed it meant This Is Legit

.005%

They let him watch, come on.

0% because husband is gay

Points for effort. Don't see too much of that around here.

Ok not great

You've gotta actually come up with new lyrics

I wanna fuck Fran and have her do her laugh right in my ear, that makes me jizz.

Okay, what are the chances she arranged it herself?

>implying he doesn't know what TIL stands for

Not sure if I believe you, this is Sup Forums after all

D R O P P ED

>le rape is le funny
and here I expect Sup Forums's to act older than 15

Did the voice not give it away?

tnx man

Can you name a single person in Hollywood who isnt AshkeNazi Jew

How the fuck did you not already know this? Was it not obvious enough?