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Khabib will heem Barboza

Road FC event

youtube.com/watch?v=0Mt29ZQs5-A

Derek Brunson vs. Lyoto Machida
Demian Maia vs. Colby Covington
Pedro Munhoz vs. Rob Font
Francisco Trinaldo vs. Jim Miller
Thiago Santos vs. Jack Hermansson
John Lineker vs. Marlon Vera

Repost your picks from last night's threads they got deleted.

95 Ulka Sasakis vs 50 Mark Hunts.Flat grassworld and a fight to death. Which group would survive?

SPICEY BANGER ON ROAD FC

Reminder gsp wrestlefucked bisping in training at 170lbs when bispign was on roids

now bisping is natty and fighting a bulked up gsp you guys seriously think gsp wont ride his butthole for 5 roudns

i think gsp will finish him on the ground

*makes a comeback towards you*

finish how tko or submission

havent seen bispings ground game much tho

It's very good, his scrambles, wallwalking and submission defence are excellent.

You'd know this if you had watched the sport more than 10 minutes

Bisping's fight stats

Brunson
Covington
Font
Trinaldo
Santos
Vera

tko, bisping will fold
gsp is in this fight so he can put his name out there and get sponsorships and whatnot
it sounds ridiculous based on his record but i unironically think he'll try to finish the fight

this doesnt say much

bisping himself admitted that gsp used to wrestlefuck him in training

lmao ive been watching since pre ufc 100 pal. bisping has been in mostly striking fights. what kind of goof are you to expect me to remember every sec of his fights. i do remember him getting up from the takedown quick even versus wrestlers but i dont think ive ever seen him be defensive with sub threats from guard

Have you been hit by Khabib no?

what round you think it will end

Brunson
Maia
Font
Miller
Santos
Vera

Brunson
Covington
Font
Trinaldo
Hermansson
Lineker

Brunson
Colby
Font
Miller
Thiago
Liniker

>been watching since pre ufc 100
pic related

>doesn't defend subs that often
He's never really had to. He gets back to his feet better than anyone in the division.

Hendo couldn't put him out of the ground with after landing a full power right hand and elbowing a vagina on his cheek, how the fuck is GSP going to TKO him.
It's 90% going to be a decision

Whats the IQ of your favorite fighter?

I'd say a lot of these guys are in the 90-100 range, but people like Sage Northcutt and Conor Mcgregor are 120-130

Bisping is 105 because hes as average as average can be

Tito Ortiz - 7

There's no way McGregor is 130. I get that he's a smart lad in terms of business and promotion etc but he definitely doesn't seem like he's exceptionally bright or even close to it.

*makes a cheeky post and you read it*

Idk, my IQ is professionally tested at 140 and Mcgregor seems to be close to my speed

Sage Northcutt because hes white with perfect genetics, dude literally has to have a high IQ

Chael Sonnen - IQ 110
Anderson Silva - IQ 95
Yoel Romero - IQ 80
Matt Hughes - IQ 105
GSP - IQ 115
Nick and Nate Diaz - IQ 110 combined
TJ - IQ 100
The guy TJ is fighting today - IQ 90
Amanda Nunes - IQ 50

uhmmm last time i checked 100 was average bud

Machida
Maia
Font
Miller
Santos
Lineker

The average for middle income whites is slightly above 100

>Bisping is 105 because hes as average as average can be
not true dudes got a fatty d on him

Machida
Maia
Font
Miller
Santos
Lineker

Forgot jpg

>Nick and Nate Diaz - IQ 110 combined
Made me kek but Nate doesn't actually seem that dumb.

Yeah theyre both probably like 90-100

I like the Diaz brothers they're my favorite fighters

>Nate doesn't actually seem that dumb.

lmao riiiight

Is it true you named your daughter Coral?

yes actually

Just pre-posting this pic to annoy the Bispammer.

So we know turby is gay, and we know he's black.

What else is known about the man behind the curtain?

Nobody knows what gazelle is anyways, this is America get it right

Sup felix how are you doing today

source

You posted the image he was going to post himself in his absence that must be sooooo annoying.
Post pasta too that will really get him mad

based till is the future

Machida
Maia
Font
Miller
Santos
Lineker

When does the spam start

needs to scrape that monster off his arm

That faggot was just bluffing. He was going strong for a few hours but he burned out pretty quickly after that.

you know how he does those little blog posts where he's like, oh I'm a mad chaos agent laughing maniacally and all that type of shit?
he did one where he said he was black and he did another one where he implied that he was gay, but he also has the gay pics so we kinda knew that

Seems like Schaub is one of the only men left we can trust. Nobody has any honor anymore.

It’s a good thing Khalabib is so light on his feet or Barboza would chew him up with leg kicks.

Eugene has declared Lyoto pretty much a sure thing. Brunson is the in the halls of mystery.

Yeah bro, Schaub is fr*ekin BASED lol.

Oh hai Brian, how were your midday wrasslin' drills today?

>implying that loser doesn't derive literal pleasure from spamming that image himself

GOT EM

Worked.

>tfw I made Chile my bitch

Thanks guy. Its hard finding people who do it for free

Why is /heem/ so dead right now? There's an event happening today. Did the spammer really kill /heem/?

>50 posts in 2 hours on a UFC event day
Heem is dead as shit boi. Spammer won

^whiny crybaby bitches

Any martial artists worth his reebux is out training this morning before enjoying the fights tonight.

Because the card is top notch, right?

May Myron show you a better path in life, my friend. Myron bless.

DC, you sly dog

Machida
Maia
Font
Trinaldo
Santos
Lineker

Machida
Maia
Font
Jim Miller
Santos
Lineker

>calendar gone
>notepad gone
>Spain getting banned every other day
>oral springs bullied into submission

This is what heem is left with now

Pace yourself the fights aren't for another 7 hours.

Kenzie Dren

I love that I'm such a beast that I dont even have to train at all and I still know I can beat up everybody here, lol

My IQ is too high and my will is too strong I could probably do UFC after like just a few months of sparring practice

Is that a tattoo of Hillary?

Oh really

It's his ex-girlfriend. He got it AFTER they broke up.

Yes. Till shills for the hill

They're both 5'10, so they're the same size. So easily little ho ho jippy man.

Analsmear Oversemen is a terrible fighter

youtube.com/watch?v=H8vRAS6t0iY

Training for fighting is pointless. Just lift weights and you'll be better than 90% of UFC fighters. Just look at Sage Northcutt get absolutely pummeled by a bodybuilder that hasn't trained MMA a day in his life. Proof that MMA is just a meme. Still fun to watch all these fake tough guys walking around thinking they're badasses that could fuck up anyone.

FIGHTS 2NIGHT

WOOHOO

Will the spam happen during the ppv?
That could be spicy

no one cares lol

Fight night isn't a PPV you fucking new faggot. And don't pretend you aren't the spammer.

Hide and ignore it faggot, it'll take the fun out of it for him/her

Fake news, they aren't even fighting

Tonight's card

He's the #1 ranked HW...

Only because hes the only one with a mouth large enough to fit a horse cock

Lyoto
Colby
Pedro
Jim
Thiago
Liniker

Oh is he?

you're already on there. last pick listed.

Oh yeah, nvm. That one's on me
Rare pepe for forgiveness

Lyoto
Maia
Massaranduba
Font
Santos
Vera

What does it feel like to kiss a girl

lmao caught trying to cheat just like coral spergs and got fucking exposed

implying everyone doesnt cheat anyway

australian is just retarded. When I actually used to post picks I posted like 5 to prove a point. its a joke i dont even bother nowadays

N-no I just didn't see it in the pic I swear

If we get spammed again we need to make multiple /heem/ threads to give the spammer extra work and wake up the mods

nice try turby lmaoo cant believe people will fall for this

Lyoto
Colby
Rob
Jim
Jack
Marlon

Brunson
Maia
Munhoz
Miller
Santos
Lineker

Gonna be 6/6 tonight boys screencap this

He was spamming g 3 active threads yesterday, why make his job so easy?