89% on Rottentomatoes

>89% on Rottentomatoes

HOW?

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the payments haven't gone through yet

All critics should be executed.

but i like it.

How would you base your contrarian opinion then?

Because he's the Boogeyman.

Jews pay critics for good scores!

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Had a 97% last time I checked.

It's good.
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Right? That's way too fucking low.

Movie was an honest 9/10 for me in terms of sheer fucking thrills in moviegoing. Subway scene was kino.

I just saw it. It's really good and a great setup for the next movie. It not being a self-contained story is the only downside in my book.

Because it's actually pretty good.

It's headshot kino

>mfw i want to watch it but the weekend price is too expensive for my taste
>have to wait till monday to watch

why do those elitists article writers always try to bring political shit into fun movies? jesus christ

>HOW?

Because they deeply, deeply, want a boot pressing down on their faces. They keep spouting inane garbage hoping that someone will finally shove them to the ground and make them lick their boots but today's society has decided their desires should not be satisfied. It's really sad.

Keanukino

>Not Kino Reeves

>Not Kino-Keanu

Its more than Kino

Its Keano

>Its Keano

That's a nice suit but that collar is fucked up.

because it sucks

Just saw "James Wick". It is so freaking amaaaaazzzing! Really sick...like brain damaged.

Keanu really great. Kicks as. Really cool gun re-loadings too... Every one should see this many times...

what did you last check when it only had 6 reviews?

Pretty much all action scenes since 1999 are just ripoffs of the Matrix. This series just takes it to the extreme. I mean fuck it even stars Neo in case you weren't sure what they were going for.

The reason it gets positive reviews is because those dolts over at RT want to give some blockbusters positive reviews or else no one will publish their crap, so every good review is some variation of "just turn your brain off and enjoy the crazy CGI stunts duuuuude."

They killed his dog in the first movie to make us care I guess. This round they what, kill his other dog? And then he goes all Matrix on a bunch of people and shoots them in slow motion. Who gives a fuck.

No, it had like 50 something I think.
Looks like the only reason it went down is because of dumbasses like:

well there's your problem you need to wait until there's at least 100 reviews

Because

EVERYTHING IS POLITICAL

>prices in the weekend differ from the weekdays
Does this really happen?

why you gotta lie like that OP?

we have student price, its cheaper, but its only for weekdays. so i don't feel like i wanna watch on a weekday.

Lefties are scared of guns.

youtube.com/watch?v=UujtfN7hCdo

I don't think there is much use of slow-motion in the first John Wick.

>movies are not for fun they are suppose to make me intellectually think about the intricacies and philosophies of life

There isn't much use of it in either movie. None that stands out at least because I don't remember any slow motion.

There was one Slow Mo scene:

youtu.be/w-HSoOFdJ3s?t=2m5s (At 2:05) but it lasted like 5 seconds and only the aske of the glass shooting

successful movies are successful partly by having some competence (while ignoring their many shortcomings, which doesn't happen with movies that the mob decides are "bad") and people memetically deciding they're good

has nothing to do with objectively being good, the subject matter appealing to a wide audience

the first movie was a crappy revenge movie albeit with an unusally slow pacing and buildup for these kinds of movies, an interesting second act with the misterious assassin hotel/society, a terrible star actor who however has good physicality, and well filmed and choreographed action scenes. not a good movie by any means but there you go.

>not releasing in australia
>they'll complain again when australia pirates it en masse
clockwork

>Sup Forums pedos are intimidated by an alpha actor trained by real operators so they say his movie is shit while everyone else loves it

I don't know how but it actually surpasses the first movie in my opinion. Yeah John is a walking death machine but in this one everyone is gunning for him they managed to create actual tension and excitement.


I'm extremely worried the third will be a complete bust (how likely is it that they manage to do the same quality or better after 3 movies). But if it manages to be just as good or even better....I think it surpasses or ties Die Hard as the GOAT


On a side note where can I get the first suit John is wearing and the bullet proof one as well...Dude was effay as fuck in this.

>threegunKeanu.wemb

The movie is just an extension of his hobbies while he entertains us. Gun porn was great.