/mlb/ general chinito edition

/mlb/ general chinito edition
HOU:Peacock nets multi-inning save in Game 3
LA:Enrique Hernandez DHing for Dodgers Friday
HOU:Evan Gattis in DH spot for Astros in Game 3
ATL:Royals deny Braves request to interview Moore
WAS:John Farrell interviews for Nats' manager job
DET:Report: Tigers to hire pitching coach Bosio
MIA:Giants the 'very early favorites' for Stanton
CHC:Cubs close to hiring Hickey as pitching coach
MLW:Brewers sign Sogard to one-year, $2.4M deal
STL:Cards to hire Mike Maddux as pitching coach
MIN:Twins name Garvin Alston new pitching coach
NYY:Yankees part ways with manager Joe Girardi

|-B

I hope Gurriel gets suspended

Dodgers already won the mental battle. Feels good, man.

go away chinitos

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She's craving my BCC right now bro

No place for racism in the MLB especially when they are trying to more fans to like MLB especially trying to attract female fans. Everybody knows females especially White females love Asian boys and this racism against Asian players will turn them off.

Reminder that Houston is a white city and LA is a brown city.

Why would MLB want to drive away these girls from MLB?

>panties under jersey
before i looked at the face i was sure that was kershaw

Sup Forumsstros!

Why are her eyes like that? She’s not even pulling them apart?

Alex Wood was Born for moments like this.

Fuck off Chinito
Bro I love you but you gotta get rid of the anime now. We a white team not a Chinito team now.

>Choking deep in the post-season
DEEP-THROATING

Nope.

If you want to attract more females to baseball, you need more Asian male players.

Nobody likes black players who look like monkeys
Nobody likes hispanic players who look like half-monkeys
Nobody likes white players who look like inbred rednecks.

Meanwhile, look at how sexy Yu Darvish looks. To attract female fans, you need the sex appeal that Asian men provide.

Stanton to Jints desu

I don't know but when she sucks on my BCC I'll give her the straight slant if you know what I mean.

puig should be batting lead off. Fuck You, Dave.

t. Chinito

holy shit. that's the message MLB is sending by not suspending him
>Yuli Gurriel
>You leave, Girl

Your team dodged that win thoooooo

Gimme your bbc plz

get out chinito get some grasses bettel ruck today!

what message is that blonde trying to convey with that look?

Carolina baseball when?

Fuck off

Can't wait for one strike away to happen to y'all. It's gonna be super sweet.

come to the harrisburg-manchester area of town and i'll give u the goods

GET CUNT FANS
OUT MY STANDS
BOOOOOO

Shoulda stuck to the original plan, boys.

his iranian (white) half is sexy. his jap half is dog.

>Jew Darvusch derailing the series with his comically mockable eyes

he needs grasses

JOO ADUVISHUU EYEUU SO SLANTUUUU!!!!

>tfw no girl has ever looked at me like that

Thoughts on Yuli's extremely racist facial gestures?

>but because umpires want the Astros to win they'll call everything a strike.

you know, people should probably watch the games if they want to make these claims. the inning where astros walked to fill the bases, 75% of those balls were in the strikezone, or at least within what the Dodgers pitchers were getting called strikes

>88 (he-he)

A girl looked at me like that once. She wanted to borrow my car.

Funny. Yu's a total Jap and it's about time someone called him out on it.

Astros desu

>total Jap

but he's half Jap, objectively not total Jap

Bud (((Selig))) should have never let Hideo Nomo cross the motherfucking Pacific. Yu Darvish better pack his bags next year. No one wants him.

>In the tweet, Darvish said "no one is perfect" and that "we should put our effort into learning rather than to accuse" Gurriel.

the SJWs need to stop, nobody was offended...

I thought racism = power + privilege? When did Cubans rank higher than Japs on the privilege scale?

>but he's half Jap, objectively not total Jap
So does that mean Yuli was only half making fun of him?

MLB culture wars are rigged. Why didn't the cameras show Darvish in the Dodgers dugout stretching his penis out of his zipper to simulate a stereotypical well-endowed Cuban?

I almost want to fucking see Yuli do the gesture again for his stance. He should have chimped out. Fuck chinks. They're worse than niggers and Jews.

If we showed the number of times that happened during an average game we wouldn't have time for the game itself.

That's hilarious.

Quads for astros dynasty

That's not what he did though, he pulled some coke out of his pocket and asked Puig if he wanted a free boat ride

Did you even watch the post-game interview (even the clips on the news)?
His answer starts "Yes it was offensive, but he's young and [continues to your cropped/selective post (no one's perfect ...)]"

pretty much

I have it on good authority that Yuli's going to come out for his at-bats in full kimono and geisha makeup and do a traditional fan dance

>His answer starts "Yes it was offensive
no it doesn't

So astros in 5? Incoming kerchoke?

>Jayson Stark accidentally gave his phone number out on twitter
kek

Please fucking happen. Also make his walkup music "Turning Japanese" I'm going to tell Astros PR about this. They'll probably do it since I got connections.

Yuli should call a press conference and stand still until everyone is silent and then say MEEEEE SOOOOO SOLLYYYYY

>make his walkup music "Turning Japanese"

would kek hard

Darvish literally said he wanted Gurriel banned from the World Series you mouthbreathing weebshit.

The Dodgers and decent people are going to rally to defeat the Astros in game 4, effectively turning the series around. Racism is the reason the Astros will lose. Astros lose, racism loses, Drumpf loses.

The Left hates Cuban Americans and always has for obvious historical reasons

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Idk, ask him

Yes he did.
Now, I'm not defending anyone. I'm just stating that Darvish said it was offensive

Yeah I saw it. It starts with CHINGY CHINGY CHING CHONG PING FONG and then some literally who next to him says something

kys

>Not an argument.

Y'alls niggas think Yuli 'n Yu been fuckin?

Do you mean to tell me that someone with millions of eyes on him is held to different standards than a drunk fatass that no one gives a shit about? Wow, this is quite a revelation.

we know; just go ahead and kys

t. Chinito

Chinito spotted
Get grasses, ale you sule you cannot see? Ah, yes it is time. Don't leal end the entile highway!

Yu’s probably butthurt from all the ass blasting yuli’s been giving him since yu’s obviously the power bottom beta boy

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He doesn't have millions of eyes on him. Just two eyes pulled triumphantly to the side. This one's for Iwo Jima, Darvish you Jap bastard.

and nothing of value was lost

>quadruple reverse race bait false flagging
>quintuple reverse butthurt false flagging

fuck crackas, spics, chinks, and racism

and also fuck (you)

Get a little boy and fat man on your house Chinito

>wtf I hate the Astros now!

>He doesn't have millions of eyes on him. Just two eyes pulled triumphantly to the side.
hahahahahahha

they never showed the part where Yu stole Yuli’s pit bull and Mongolian bbq’d the curr right on the spot while wearing his spiked leather collar. It was egregious.

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FUCKING ANNIHILATED

lol. i'm a flyover redneck from mo, dude. just want you to kys.

>tfw Yuli shouts “banzai!” after his next home run

>tardinals fag
>seething this hard
LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

who is this guy? stop posting random twitter retards please.

>Yuli shouts “banzai!” after his next home run
I seriously want to see this. The assblast would be glorious

>seething this hard
nah. just bored shitless this morning. thanks for a few minutes away from boredom bro

So is this thread about baseball or race? Why isn't anyone talking about Game 4? I think Houston has the upper hand honestly.

Why not both?

/mlb/ is more fun when it's about other things. Baseball would be boring otherwise. Don't be a Chinito.

>I think Houston has the upper hand honestly.
Really? Have you not seen the Dodgers stats? They're clearly the superior team.

>you now remember Roberts is half Japanese
>you now rember Maeda is Japanese and Ryu is Korean

Will Gurriel be thrown at?

Chad Gurriel can singlehandedly destroy the entire limp-wristed Commiefornian chinks in one punch. Screencap this post when it happens tonight. We are all with Yuli.

someone make the virgin yu and the chad gurriel please