SAM YOU CAN'T SWIM
SAM YOU CAN'T SWIM
Owen Nguyen
Jacob Sullivan
DON'T STEP ON THAT BROKEN GLASS BOTTLE SAM
Zachary Smith
DON'T KICK THAT HELMET ARAGORN
Parker Ortiz
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Leo Taylor
are we LOTRposting again?
Dominic Bailey
Why does this scene always give me the feels? I love LotR so much.
Caleb Anderson
what did he mean by this?
Julian Hughes
Did that actually happen?
Sean deserves to step on a broken glass bottle tbqh.
Levi Evans
How old is Sam, 60? Why the fuck can't he swim?
Bentley Kelly
I sincerely enjoy these movies and found Sam enduring.
Ryan Rogers
Endearing
Caleb Thompson
kek
Jeremiah Cox
Who in the fellowship were virgins?
Frodo, Sam, Gimli
Charles Hernandez
Sam was the real hero of LOTR.
Ayden Allen
Definitelly not Gimli. Maybe Sam. Gandalf probably didn't have time for sex.
Frodo was gay.
Benjamin Morgan
he's black
Colton Ramirez
I think Gimli fucked plenty of dwarf bitches. Legolas though was a virgin because elves only fuck to procreate.
Bentley Johnson
Gandalf and Frodo.
Gimli probably got around a lot and Sam at least had Rosie and maybe fucked some random hobbit wenches at the Green Dragon.
Blake Young
You guys are neat.
Henry Johnson
I was too young to notice this homosexual propaganda when I first saw the movie
Nathaniel Edwards
>elves only fuck to procreate.
What did Tolkien mean by this?
David Russell
that elves are joyless fucks
Ryan Parker
He's a hobbit gardener from inland. He probably never got that much experience
Luis Harris
Elves are fags
Elijah Long
>For Elves, sex and marriage are one and the same, and it is that bodily union that achieves marriage. Elves lose interest in sex after they've had children.
>It is against an Elf's nature take another by force; one so forced would reject bodily life and die.
Why didn't Sauron just rape all the elves?
Joshua Campbell
Was Eowyn a virgin? Haven't read the books.
Please let her remain my pure LotR waifu
Gabriel Rogers
She is referred to as a maiden so yeah.
Michael Martinez
>mfw this stupid fucking post gets trips
Jaxon Cruz
>share the load
What did he mean by this?
Aaron Murphy
Sam was a result of Tolkien's classism. In the book he's even more subservient, calling Frodo 'master.' Sam represent all the 'plebs' who should serve the 'patricians.' If I were Sam I would behead Frodo and all the other Baggins' then instigate a communist revolution in the Shire.
Aaron Scott
>It's okay frodo the orcs jizzed into the lake earlier when they marched thru and i want them to share their mighty orc loads with me
Jesus hackson
Jeremiah Bailey
Sauron was gay for big daddy Melkor
he named his giant battering ram after Melkors mace