/cric/

effay /cric/ edition
what the fuck happened in the last thread subedition

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fuck off with your shit early thread mr dumb fuck

>inb4 2 posts early autism garbage

>subedition
This isn't /r/cricket

very much looking forward to MrFuckhole getting bullied by the BASED AusGODS during the Ashes

worst thread ever

also nice insult kiddo may I use it

t.brainlets

based bong btfoing ausworms

describe one (1) poster in this thread with this picture

Zachy here
AMA about cricket

oh my fucking GOD mate just stop posting here

easy mrfucktard why so much alliteration this isn't gcse english

start with me

#79290112
shall NOT be doing that

>inb4 he's lost it
its called a preemptive strike friendos

absolute cringe
like mr fuck face gives a shit about what some redditlords think about him, you sad little suck up case

>implying he himself isn't a redditlord
100%sweetie.jpg

but nah thanks zach.

can’t see this happenning

w0ke t b h

What are some red flags on how to recognise mff when his trip is off, so we do not make the mistake of replying to that cretin?

which prossie you seeing tonight lad

KEK he literally turned off his trip when people were posting his reddit posts

what the fuck are you talking about you moron

lmao I didn't post in that thread I had an essay due monday I was working on.
F A L S E
L
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I can already see the Ashes being a total shitfest.

Zachy you seething cunt for the last time I am not prossielad.

can’t fucking wait to be honest
just need to be at home with my mum and dog and have a wonderful Christmas

whys that? obviously gonna be a whitewash but not a shitfest

half term mr fuck tard? is that why you've been even more insufferable than usual these last few days

Prossielad status: seething

yeah and yeah

terrible boring post

out of the 4 australian pacemen who is the best? hazlewood?

t.mrfucktard with his trip off

hazlewood is best
starc is dogshit
Cum in my arse is probably good too but need to see more of him

nah it wasn’t

put your hand up if you think this thread is better than the last one so i can fucking bang you into shape

Find Zachy's grooming of a 16 year old to parrot everything he says to be quite disturbing

find your brothel bothering more unnerving

>mrff's dismal attempts at having a cricket conversation going

Reminder Sri Lanka are going to beat you 3-0 and herath is going to take 27 wickets

>the nadir
Redditlad is priceless

literally said 26 last thread you have high hopes la

this

kumiko

he always types the most proud serious shit, he has all these little phrases that you can tell he thinks sounds casually smart but really just sounds proper autismo lmao

ikr you're spot on. fucking pseudo intellectual cuckolded nu male doubly bugman

*soyboy

>fucking pseudo intellectual cuckolded nu male doubly bugman

KEK what a cringeworthy little prat you are

>what is satire

I really hope you don't believe that spamming buzzwords is 'satire'

...

bought this hoodie

>Zach 'the pederast' Bowen

>I really hope you don't believe that spamming buzzwords is 'satire'

can’t help it if he looks up to me

Funny way to explain grooming.

the brothel botherer is OBSESSED with me if I’m honest

>identifying what must be the fifth different poster in this thread as 'prossielad'

Genuinely sad

t.brothel botherer

smashcast.tv/the***chancup
4 for ***

avey tare is an amazing lyricist tbqh

Okay Zachy I'm sick and tired of you calling me "brothel brotherer". I have not once-NOT ONCE-in my life been to any establishment of the sort, or seen a 'fille de joie' so to speak. This gimmick isn't even funny just because I use capital letters and full stops does NOT make me a nonce or a ponce. Please stop calling me that you cunt.

is merriweather post pavilion any good zach? planning to listen to that soon.

Tare malkmus collab when

yeah it is, in the flowers is one of the greatest songs ever and summertime clothes is basically the catchiest song ever

can’t tell if this is ironic or not
Think it probably is

hope it is

>in the flowers is one of the greatest songs ever
hyperbole?

think you might have struck a nerve

nah not really. It’s very subjective but it’s basicslly the most emotionally engaging song I’ve ever heard

if Rangana Herath was a song he would be something as great as in the flowers. That guy has an absolutely FILTHY arm ball tbqh

Embarrassed by the other members of the prossielads collective rn tbqh.

10/10 analogy. way to finesse my gimmick of "filthy" from the rangys 400 wicket appreciation thread a while back wew.

>prossielads collective

what happened to dougie bollinger lads remember him from when I was a wee lad

DESPISE the "[deity] my [synonym for vagina] [synonym for stinks] of [type of fish]" gimmick from the last thread tbqh

considering creating a kikebook just to join the CEREBRAL acl

>Literally copying Zachy down to his non-/cric/ activities.

Bit creepy.

>implying saxonlad/adam/daniel aren't all a part of it too

...

>nadir
Still creasing about that
WHAT the fuck is he thinking

nadir
ˈneJdJə,ˈnadJə
noun
1.
the lowest or most unsuccessful point in a situation.
"asking that question was the nadir of my career"

obviously I know what it means but the way redditlord just throws these words out in such a self conscious way is comedy gold

>obviously I know what it means

You clearly didn't. Long words and use of punctuation make you uncomfortable, but that's ok. Shall be providing definitions for any long words 'I' (we) use from now on.

>Nadir
>5 letters
>Long words

pmsl@you pseudo intellectuals

it’s literally the same guy who used to post that sweep scene from twin peaks, absolute Redditgod

pederast

:a man who desires or engages in sexual activity with a boy
— pederastic play \ˌpe-də-ˈra-stik\ adjective
— pederasty play \ˈpe-də-ˌra-stē\ noun

All I ask for you is to keep your tripfags on a leash and not let them run wild to /hoc/
Please and thank you, I hope I dont have to talk to you again

>Fuckface is now shitting up other generals

>LOOK MUM I'M USING BIG BOY WORDS AGAIN WILL YOU FINALLY LOVE ME

implying I haven't been doing that for bare time

>projecting
>this
>hard

Anyone can type in caps lad just takes too much effort in my opinion.
Brothel botherer.

unironically have a way above average grasp of the English language

/hoc/ rules
/cric/ drools

reckon im better at speaking english than most of you

This whole 'is a nonce, but also tries to take the moral high ground while pretending to be laid back and above it all' gimmick of yours is a strange one tbqh Zach. Very schizophrenic.

Do you consider the word 'multisyllabic' to be a particularly complex one based Finnbro?

When I’m done with you lad there will be three hits
Me hitting you
You hitting the floor
And the fucking ambulance hitting one hundred and thirty

No thats childs play