effay /cric/ edition
what the fuck happened in the last thread subedition
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fuck off with your shit early thread mr dumb fuck
>inb4 2 posts early autism garbage
>subedition
This isn't /r/cricket
very much looking forward to MrFuckhole getting bullied by the BASED AusGODS during the Ashes
worst thread ever
also nice insult kiddo may I use it
t.brainlets
based bong btfoing ausworms
describe one (1) poster in this thread with this picture
Zachy here
AMA about cricket
oh my fucking GOD mate just stop posting here
easy mrfucktard why so much alliteration this isn't gcse english
start with me
#79290112
shall NOT be doing that
>inb4 he's lost it
its called a preemptive strike friendos
absolute cringe
like mr fuck face gives a shit about what some redditlords think about him, you sad little suck up case
>implying he himself isn't a redditlord
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but nah thanks zach.
can’t see this happenning
w0ke t b h
What are some red flags on how to recognise mff when his trip is off, so we do not make the mistake of replying to that cretin?
which prossie you seeing tonight lad
KEK he literally turned off his trip when people were posting his reddit posts
what the fuck are you talking about you moron
lmao I didn't post in that thread I had an essay due monday I was working on.
F A L S E
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I can already see the Ashes being a total shitfest.
Zachy you seething cunt for the last time I am not prossielad.
can’t fucking wait to be honest
just need to be at home with my mum and dog and have a wonderful Christmas
whys that? obviously gonna be a whitewash but not a shitfest
half term mr fuck tard? is that why you've been even more insufferable than usual these last few days
Prossielad status: seething
yeah and yeah
terrible boring post
out of the 4 australian pacemen who is the best? hazlewood?
t.mrfucktard with his trip off
hazlewood is best
starc is dogshit
Cum in my arse is probably good too but need to see more of him
nah it wasn’t
put your hand up if you think this thread is better than the last one so i can fucking bang you into shape
Find Zachy's grooming of a 16 year old to parrot everything he says to be quite disturbing
find your brothel bothering more unnerving
>mrff's dismal attempts at having a cricket conversation going
Reminder Sri Lanka are going to beat you 3-0 and herath is going to take 27 wickets
>the nadir
Redditlad is priceless
literally said 26 last thread you have high hopes la
this
kumiko
he always types the most proud serious shit, he has all these little phrases that you can tell he thinks sounds casually smart but really just sounds proper autismo lmao
ikr you're spot on. fucking pseudo intellectual cuckolded nu male doubly bugman
*soyboy
>fucking pseudo intellectual cuckolded nu male doubly bugman
KEK what a cringeworthy little prat you are
>what is satire
I really hope you don't believe that spamming buzzwords is 'satire'
...
bought this hoodie
>Zach 'the pederast' Bowen
>I really hope you don't believe that spamming buzzwords is 'satire'
can’t help it if he looks up to me
Funny way to explain grooming.
the brothel botherer is OBSESSED with me if I’m honest
>identifying what must be the fifth different poster in this thread as 'prossielad'
Genuinely sad
t.brothel botherer
smashcast.tv
4 for ***
avey tare is an amazing lyricist tbqh
Okay Zachy I'm sick and tired of you calling me "brothel brotherer". I have not once-NOT ONCE-in my life been to any establishment of the sort, or seen a 'fille de joie' so to speak. This gimmick isn't even funny just because I use capital letters and full stops does NOT make me a nonce or a ponce. Please stop calling me that you cunt.
is merriweather post pavilion any good zach? planning to listen to that soon.
Tare malkmus collab when
yeah it is, in the flowers is one of the greatest songs ever and summertime clothes is basically the catchiest song ever
can’t tell if this is ironic or not
Think it probably is
hope it is
>in the flowers is one of the greatest songs ever
hyperbole?
think you might have struck a nerve
nah not really. It’s very subjective but it’s basicslly the most emotionally engaging song I’ve ever heard
if Rangana Herath was a song he would be something as great as in the flowers. That guy has an absolutely FILTHY arm ball tbqh
Embarrassed by the other members of the prossielads collective rn tbqh.
10/10 analogy. way to finesse my gimmick of "filthy" from the rangys 400 wicket appreciation thread a while back wew.
>prossielads collective
what happened to dougie bollinger lads remember him from when I was a wee lad
DESPISE the "[deity] my [synonym for vagina] [synonym for stinks] of [type of fish]" gimmick from the last thread tbqh
considering creating a kikebook just to join the CEREBRAL acl
>Literally copying Zachy down to his non-/cric/ activities.
Bit creepy.
>implying saxonlad/adam/daniel aren't all a part of it too
...
>nadir
Still creasing about that
WHAT the fuck is he thinking
nadir
ˈneJdJə,ˈnadJə
noun
1.
the lowest or most unsuccessful point in a situation.
"asking that question was the nadir of my career"
obviously I know what it means but the way redditlord just throws these words out in such a self conscious way is comedy gold
>obviously I know what it means
You clearly didn't. Long words and use of punctuation make you uncomfortable, but that's ok. Shall be providing definitions for any long words 'I' (we) use from now on.
>Nadir
>5 letters
>Long words
pmsl@you pseudo intellectuals
it’s literally the same guy who used to post that sweep scene from twin peaks, absolute Redditgod
pederast
:a man who desires or engages in sexual activity with a boy
— pederastic play \ˌpe-də-ˈra-stik\ adjective
— pederasty play \ˈpe-də-ˌra-stē\ noun
All I ask for you is to keep your tripfags on a leash and not let them run wild to /hoc/
Please and thank you, I hope I dont have to talk to you again
>Fuckface is now shitting up other generals
>LOOK MUM I'M USING BIG BOY WORDS AGAIN WILL YOU FINALLY LOVE ME
implying I haven't been doing that for bare time
>projecting
>this
>hard
Anyone can type in caps lad just takes too much effort in my opinion.
Brothel botherer.
unironically have a way above average grasp of the English language
/hoc/ rules
/cric/ drools
reckon im better at speaking english than most of you
This whole 'is a nonce, but also tries to take the moral high ground while pretending to be laid back and above it all' gimmick of yours is a strange one tbqh Zach. Very schizophrenic.
Do you consider the word 'multisyllabic' to be a particularly complex one based Finnbro?
When I’m done with you lad there will be three hits
Me hitting you
You hitting the floor
And the fucking ambulance hitting one hundred and thirty
No thats childs play