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/brit/ more like shit LMOA

What did we all think of Back? I missed the first episode but it seems like a shit version of Peep Show without all the grimness to it.

>tfw no british police officer to dry hump

ah yes. internet lies. go on then, since I empiracally and objectively explained how the cyclist was at fault, and breach of the highway code. I assume you can do the same for the taxi driver?

I have a car, two motorcycles, a bicycle I use for downhill tracks, but never on the road, because i'm not an inconsiderate CUNT like every single cyclist on the road.

hiii

if he wasn't black he would have been arrested for sexual assault

I was out in Peterborough today and I actually saw a white power symbol stuck on a lamp post.

Needless to say I was absolutely appalled, and had to abandon my plans for the day and go straight home. I saw a bunch of white males on the way back and felt unsafe the whole time.

Will file a police report tomorrow.

/blog

anyone else compusively lie if it makes a story more interesting? I lie about history, about news stories, about personal stories, any story that could conceivably improved by my imagination i dont hesitate to embellish.

I make up fake stories behind buildings, behind books, behind countries, behind people - im incorrigable. I just worship the art of storytelling, morality simply doesn't come into it.

Anyone else like this?

dumb london paki

cwoar blimey

compulsive lying is a mental disorder that stems from insecurity. my brother is a compulsive liar. you do it because you don't think your merits alone are enough to impress somebody, so you bulk out stories with falsehoods and mistruths to garner the admiration you desire.

the trouble is, you're not as good at lying as you think you are, and sooner or later you will have a reputation as a bullshitter who cannot be trusted. the trouble is with constantly lying, you forget what you have lied about, and trip yourself up on your own lies.

it's ironic because once people see you do this, they will lose almost all respect for you, if you're lucky, they might pity you. it's a very unhealthy habit though, for you and everyone you associate with. it's a very good way to sabotage relationships in any area of your life.

nobody in my family believes a word my brother says now he's in his 30's, after all those years of bullshit. nobody trusts him, and he complains about being the outcast of the family. he brought it on himself really.

i dont lie about myself or about my achievements or anything like that

i just lie about things like how Jello shots were invented or about what happened in Singapore during WW2, like i said - stories.

Rewatching KOTH

>It's a BIll episode

What happened with that nigger afterwards?

literally nothing

That's insane. In Norway he would be in prison now. We don't take lightly to sexual assault, no matter the skin color.

awarded by city communal

Need a Mexican gf to sit on my face

I spend £100 every weekend on booze/eating out/socialising tbqh

feels like a lot, is it?*

what does
>got a curry on the way
mean???

yes

youre supposed to pregame with cheap drinks with mates, and then soend like £15-£20 MAX in the actual bar/club

dumb sod

Hi, how easy are British girls? I keep hearing about how slutty brut girls are, is it true?
On average, how many sexual partners does a brut girl bas had at 30yo?
>t. French guy

>I have seen what I wish to see

alright, rasheed. you completely contradicted youself there. never mind, though. in which other respect than irony could a right wing person use the arguement of gay rights? given that they obviously have no regard for gay people. it's nothing more than a tool to call out hypocrisy in the left. which is rife, as you have conceded, without offering any parallel for the right wing.

Yes, the conversation is finished

Been racking my brains over this and don't understand it

Why is it so great? Of course he wouldn't recognise him

everyone knows what the joker looks like you drip, if you looked at that photo you'd know it was the joker

the funny thing is that his identity is somehow disguised by that mask despite his distinctive makeup

Really want to go to London but have no money and nobody to go with :(

flat earth is real

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yeah but I wouldn't call it lying

wanna go with me? xx

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Really want to go to London have lots of money and nobody to go with :(

street-level light rail mentioned

why does he wear the mask

do they not carry tasers at least?

The white girl of the future

>Deutschland
>existiert

you mean trams?
Also that has a very asian vibe

anime

saw a Pepe sticker in North London lol

Excellent taste my man

looks finnish

dont care

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Reckon you're onto something there

not allowed

they might hurt someone

Who's your favourite serial killer lads?
David Parker Ray's for me.
I challenge you to listen to this without getting disturbed, it's the recording he would play to the people he captured before raping them while they were imprisoned, very fucked up
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hate the Overground
normie rail

I HAVE NEVER BEEN ALONE IN A ROMANTIC ENCOUNTER WITH A WOMAN

alri Ireland

>the guy tells you not to reply
>you reply TWICE

Watching Dany Dyer's Deadliest Men tor some kino

dunno. is there one that's killed a bunch of digusting noncing pakis? if so, that one, if not, when?

the c-train isn't a tram system, it's an LRT system with street level sections in downtown calgary

Jeffrey Dahmer. Upcoming kino about him;

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Hello rasheed, yes, you lost the arguement, no hard feelings. Well, some hard feelings, hard feelings that you should go back to pakistan.

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mid-canadian engine steaming ahead

area is littered with communist/anarchist/anti-tory stickers

It's really disgusting and trashy

let me guess you live in a student area

WHERE
WHERE
WHERE

based

voltage is the best out of those

THREE
TIMES

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>After we get completely through with you, you’re gonna be drugged up real heavy, with a combination of Sodium Pentothal and Phenobarbital. They are both hypnotic drugs that will make you extremely susceptible to hypnosis, autohypnosis and hypnotic suggestion. You’re gonna be kept drugged a couple of days, while I play with your mind. By the time I get through brainwashing you, you’re not gonna remember a fuckin’ thing about this little adventure

fucking hell!
Anders Breivik

business idea: make use of my Canadian citizenship and fuck off out of Britain once I finish uni

saw some runts doing anarchism signs in graffiti once. held them under the threat of violence until the police arrived. that was probably in the top 10 best days of my life. one of them started crying when they put handcuffs on him. a week later they were all there scrubbing it off in community service jumpsuits.

I Ii
II I_

My room is literred with north korea and communist china flags, MLP toys and anime figurines
should really clean up

hes my favourite too

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>£2300 for a 2 day trip

won't be doing that any time soon then

Gonna stay up so I can see the Icelandic guys

honestly think the antipaki talk might be getting a bit much

not a paki, just dont like all discussion being cut down instantly by the generic insult

its like leftypol discordposting all over agaib

>package trips

Ah yes the virgin travel

didn't happen, you'd have been arrested for threatening them too

rasheed

too many gay confederacies
countries that dont speak the same language should NOT be joined eg sweden and norway, and portugal and spain

there's going to be a lot of underage sex now

>withdraw from university for various reasons
>come back
>"wonder why i was so depressed last time, this isn't so bad"
>go to social event
>stand in the corner drinking while all the normal people who have passing conversations suddenly make friends for life
oh yeah.

time to restart the world's longest sulk.

fuck off paki


paki genocide WHEN

i spent £5000 on a 30 day trip through europe

went brussels, amsterdam, berlin, malmo, copenhagen, amsterdam again, paris, zurich, vienna, edinburgh, london

how do you rate my financial acumen then lads?

it's the orient express you stupid cunt

need a 2b gf

Just go up to a girl and start speaking u mong

that's too far

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ny yankee fan loves fbi? ^^

i've spoken before, had in-depth conversations before, it just never leads into friendship like with other people i've observed.

i sulk more over the wasted effort (and the naivete of still trying.) rather than because i suffer for lonliness.

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'sheed
belarus not being part of russia doesnt make sense
greece and bulgaria is incompatible, they despise eachother
Finland and estonia doesnt make sense either the baltic states should be united instead
the balkans is the most brainlet thing I've saw today, you realize they thought a war over being united like that once? they hate eachother
germany too powerful, the cunts have tried to europe like 5 times throught history, they can't be trusted.
autistic prussiaboo

All me

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no it's not

you don't live here you don't know what it's like

they are horrible horrible people the lot of them

sweden and norways languages are very similar though, they can understand eachother like we can understand different dialects of english

>estonia

england football team??

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