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not sure if we're not actually shit this year but hey
I can beat up most Finns in a 1-vs-1 battle.
help
>barely on pace for 20 goals
>calder
china desu
almost replied to her
>I can beat off most Finns in a 1-vs-1 battle.
FTFY
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Who wins in a fight in the current year? Swedes or Finns?
Objectively finns.
reminder that kippers is a western asian and therefore shit. eastern asians only
>terrible shooting percentage
>abysmal PDO, lowest of the team
>still above PPG
Bow to him before he really heats up, you little shits.
I can beat up everyone itt
finns have that retard strength
is jakke, dare i say it, the future?
>mfw kipshit lives in the peoples republic of richmond
>mfw kipshit WILL drown during the earthquake
basically mcbust lite.
Do not bully my best friend finland
Do not bully my waifu kipper
Nobody would ever touch a Finn. Every their own women don't want to.
Someone post the sound .webm of that girl who says she loved everyone in her class except the Finnish student.
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Dumb question. Finns are weak. Swedes are stronk.
t. second-rate bangladeshi bowler
>tfw richmond will never get nuked
>tfw living in a timeline where richmond is doomed to sink into the sea
we are truly blessed
trips of truth
>Mother Nature will BTFO the Chink Island
BASED
>have 14 years of martial arts training
>been working as a correctional officer for last 6 years in maximum security prison
You wouldn't last one day in my world.
>yfw Kipper gets BTFO and Jesper Brapp win the Calder
You spelt Mikhail Sergachad wrong
>rags
>Finland holds off Russia in a war
>Dumb retarded ethnic millenials from hongcouver think winland will lose to fucking sweden
Im done with this shit general
See this? This is why /nhl/ is so much lower in quality than any other thread.
There is no sense of structure or seriousness here. People will make posts like this without a second thought and mods won't care either because of how often it occurs. If a general doesn't care about the rules mods eventually stop caring for the general.
I cannot take this place seriously and neither does this place
why the FUCK does my team always play when im busy
>mfw richmond hotels are used as birthing places for chinks so they can get an easy citizenship
fucking disgusting. god i hate china
>/nhl/
good bait
I'll kill you in 10 seconds.
He's winning the Calder Memorial and there's nothing anybody can do about it.
everyone knows that the SM-liiga is the only one that matters
someone translate
that's not clayton keller
> working as a correctional officer for SIX YEARS
I mean,id kill myself because I couldn't get promoted to traffic patrol too. I guess you've got strength or something
Why are you always busy when your team plays?
>i can fight spics with a baton and tazer
hokkie practice :(
are we watching the rags hasb game for shits and giggles?
>Pavelec vs. Price
boring tbf
show /hoc/ to your coach, he'll understand that important shitposting has to be done and let you watch the games
>actually playing hokkii
Lol back to r*ddit
what would be hoc's pk unit
YES
>shit team vs shit team
>potential montreal riot
could b fun
the hasb fourth line with mete
G Kipper
RD Svrige
LD Kanada
Wing Suomi
C USA
not me i only play pp and against opponent 4th lines
It's a living. In my late twenties and have I have six figures in investments, so better than you're doing. Would do some more MMA but can't risk getting an injury.
The result may be fun, but I doubt the game will be tbf
no other matchup tonight looks interesting
Phil - Tor might be meme. But point taken
>11 games tonight
>3 games tomorrow
Post yfw when a 4th round pick (Mete) has played longer in the NHL than Juolevi has.
Do burgers even care about hockey? Look at all these foreign flags.
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how's pulju doing anyway
no, they only watch it as a meme
>3 games tomorrow
>based Canucks isn't one of them
someone shoot gary bettman
>6 games
>2 assists
RIP POOPOOJARVI
I live in Montréal
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“I saw the guy with no shirt, so I just went to a store, and (bought) him a sweater, coat, and hat,” Ovechkin said, before trying to move reporters to a different topic.
When pressed to discuss it further, the six-time Maurice ‘Rocket’ Richard Trophy winner said: “If you see a guy almost naked out there with that kind of temperature, I think every human can do something, you know?”
Ovechking > McSelfCentered
tbf
If I saw Ovechkin I'd buy him jeans, look at him
He is in need of a car though
when you score 60 goals, but caps keep sucking
why?
Redditmonton Pantsoilers
what are y'all listenen to
STRONG post
Tool tbqh
Poor atempt at meme
youtube.com
on repeat
NHL 18 soundtrack is pretty good
Nick Cave tbqh
youtube.com
hyping up a saturday night binge drink
>leivo and kapanen confirmed in
Atlantic:
1) Lgbting
2) Laffs
3) Kitties
Metro:
1) Pens
2) BJs
3) Debbies
4) Caps
5) Hurricant's
Central:
1) Bloos
2) Reddithawks
3) Predditors
4) Stars
5) Mild
Atlantic:
1) Kings
2) Knights
3) Sharks
Atlantic is historically weak.
It really is, hooked on several of the songs from the game
A lot better over last year
the nhl knew the cantpucks couldnt compete with mlels.
check this
the video is too meme-y not to watch every time
>sharks
good ones
breddy gud tbqh famalan
>Kapi going to get a hat trick
JVR on PIZZA PIZZA WATCH
the music reminds me of metal slug desu
Never heard this song before what a fucking good jam
R1:
Lgbting < Hurricant's
Laffs < Kitties
Pens > Caps
BJs > Debbies
Bloos < Mild
Reddithawks < Predditors
Kings < Stars
Knights > Sharks
R2:
Kitties < Hurricant's
Pens > BJs
Predditors > Mild
Knights < Stars
R3:
Pens > Hurricant's
Mild < Stars (Sweep state of hockey BTFO)
Stanley Cup: Pens > Stars Pens 3peat.
Every Yuro should be bandwagononing the Golden Knights.