"user, Take the Shot!"

>"user, Take the Shot!"

What do you do?

*take the shot*

Obviously I take the shot, it's a Lebron kick and drive so I'm clearly open.

No wait, I mean drive and kick. A kick and drive would just be a give and go I guess.

Pass it back to him and see how he likes it. Every fuck that plays with him has to dumb down their game and turn into a spot up shooter

Yeah, Smith and Shumpert are such multitalented players, if only Lebron James wasn't holding them back.

sure thing goat

RAIN DANCE

Explain to him that I am white and therefore above this sport. Then quickly leave to minimise chance of getting shot.

JR Smith would score 30 points a game if they let him

I'm the coach you dumb nigger.

Yeah on 98 shots

I laughed

"What the fuck are you doing? I'm sitting in the 5th row you menstrual crampin ass choke artist nigga."

Take a jump shot and blow out both achilles and launch the ball into the stands

I take the basketball and shove it up my ass, then poop it out and into the basket

go up for the three and lean into the defender

gr8 movie

pass it to lebron to show my high basketball IQ

actually a good reply

>assuming this means i am american

*shoot him*, ofc

dribble off my footand get banished to Arizona

I pass it to the Astros and choke in the 9th

Catch the orange, peel it and eat it, then thank the kindly black man for the free Vitamin D

*flops like Euro soccer player*

Lmao this nigga stupid

ah, the Dwayne wade method