OFFICIAL PITTSBURGH PENGUINS AT MINNESOTA WILD GAMETHREAD

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>pens lineup

Posting for MN boiiiii

>tfw snow

We need another Halloween blizzard

>tfw pizza just arrived

Sheary needs demoted to the 3rd line desu
See what Rust can do with Crosgod

The last time there was a Halloween Blizzard, Minnesota was a god tier sports state

they'll still probably change them a lot because of sheahan until they settle into 3rd solid lines

>tfw greenlay out
thank god

>tfw Cullen "loses" every faceoff

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really looking like the #1 PP right now

color commentator on the MN feed is atrocious

Murray's glove is fine

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damn it Koivu

based reaves

Gtfo 90s sloots

that reaves scare had me cracking up when i saw it earlier. phil taking it in stride makes me love it even more.

WEW

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GENO

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SCAR

oh baby it's gonna be a real meme game tonight huh?

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Well, shit. I've gone to see the Pens at Minn 3 years in a row and thought the game was in Nov again. Should have bought tix last month. Maybe at Columbus instead. Meh.

ew

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAR

LETS GO CRAZY

murray needed a fleury pokecheck there

wew

Crosby is cold

Winnik looks weird without the beard

I feel your pain. Mike Lang isn't announcing the game tonight for Pens

whoever it is he talks forever and keeps mispeaking and correcting himself

Maybe he's local last minute choice? Wouldn't have all the names memorized then.

I listened to a radio broadcast recently and Lange sounded pretty off his game. Age has probably caught up to him. He got let go way too early by ROOT but it'd probably be time for him to call it quits now anyways.

nah he gets the names right he just stuffers a lot

brain is mush from playing probably

pretty refreshing to see the wild aren't complete dog shit. they look like they're playing well this game. they've been my post-season underdog pick for the last couple of years. would like to see them actually get deep instead of being blown out 1st round.

Who /hates Iowa/ here?

>see them actually get deep
not with that head coach lmao

Greenlay? is is actually retarded. Play by play guy is an ok substitution. Lapanta gets on my nerves. Just wish they would bring the radio crew over or give Brandon Moleski or however the fuck you spell his name more practice.

Bob Uecker is in his 80s and he still calls games for the Brewers. Half the innings at least.

note to self:
>next time you go on a beer run during intermission don't wear shorts and sandals, because you live in Minnesota and its almost November

>not wearing shorts, socks, and slippers
Do you keep your house at 74F pussy?

is it just me or is the stock background rock music on FSN actually decent

>socks with sandals
ew

do you not know how to read or quote

pussy

you mean the filler when they cut to commercial?

yea and when they come back from intermission and stuff

yeah it's well done, i wonder if it's a song.

>YYZ
based arena DJ

>sandals

holy fuck Dumba's stick straight up detonated

Hags an elite penalty killer

you don't wear socks with slippers either

and I don't have slippers only flip flops

>not having a pair of moccs

>you don't wear socks with slippers either
>getting your nice fuzzy slippers soaked with foot sweat
really dude

>you don't wear socks with slippers either
This is an completely wrong statement. Slippers become funky as fuck if you don't wear socks with them.

>having sweaty feet

are you memeing me

>being non human
do you wear latex underwear too?

You might as well use that post to say the yotes will win the cup.

If your feet don't sweat in slippers there is something biologically wrong with you. Give up dude.

I bet your feet are sweaty as fuck like beyond normal sweaty

comfy

maybe if you walk a long way which is not the point of slippers

if your feet are getting sweaty just having them on? wtf

not at all bruh

at least you arent wearing those gross white socks

They do. You don't wear them so you have no idea anyways.

>this damage control
So not ruining a pair of slippers now means you are sweaty as fuck? just stop posting and take a walk during the second intermission.

is your body temp way below normal or something? feet sweat when enclosed,

>if you can skate, and are really really skilled, you have a chance to play (in the NHL)

WELL NO SHIT

>gross white socks
explain

>not wearing black for your normal socks

white is the worst possible color for a sock

>anti-white socks
what is this autism?

I've worn black socks since I was 10 mang

>that fuckin dog in the Subaru commercial
What the crap?

>when their pants leg comes up over their shoe and you see their white socks

Dooooooooooooooooobs

he's clearly wearing shorts though...

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>push player into your tendie
>receive pp
why don't more teams do this/

fucking Detroit pulled this shit too

>push player into your tendie
>implying that's what happened

right my b
>purposely leave your crease to get in the way
>get pp
why don't more teams do this?

stay in the FUCKING crease

>have the spatial awareness of a woman despite playing hockey almost all of your life
>ram yourself into the tendie because you're turd on ice skates
>refs rightfully call a penalty

goalies do that all the time tho

Happy?

>goals are allowed to leave the crease and get hit for penalties
why don't more teams just have their goalie skate around to draw pps?

Why don't more teams skate with their elbow into the opposing goalie? Probably because they don't want to get penalties.

>grey

halfway there

yes

yeah but think, have a goalie that purposely just wanders your zone getting hit to receive unlimited pp
it's genius

Your autism is boring.

Flash brightened them. Same reason they look dirty as fuck despite being only a bit wet,

>have dedicated area for special goalie protection
>even paint it a different colour to make it clear
>act like the whole zone is said area
woah

you just put them on and they're already sweaty? holy fuck dude