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my book edition

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runted it

nick wilde is my husbando

hmm

there's going to be water everywhere you brainlet

skimmed it
decent
liked the bit that said "no milk today"
herman's hermit innit

in Chinatown lads

'ERE CUM DE HOTSTEPPA
MURRRRDERAAAH

babestation

the virgin compliment, really hope your post was ironic

cheers
I thought having a big arse was a good thing
semi-autobiographical?

Haven't been able to find any black girls on tinder for days
might have to move to London or something

wish i had a yank friend

VERY inappropriate post

even fat girls don't like me

hi

what does it mean?

increasingly feeling like being an autist means it's literally the spark of humanity that's missing from me.
well, not really a spark, more like a catalyst. all the other components are there and this one itself undergoes no changes, but that's the thing that makes humans human and interact so well.

even if all the motions of socialising normally are gone through perfectly (i.e. a computer wouldn't be able to tell.) humans can sense this absence and are averse to it. the reaction fizzles.

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i wish i had an icelandic friend

who /hiv/ here?

KEY WEST IS NOT SAFE

I REPEAT

KEY WEST. IS. NOT. SAFE.
ITS TOO LATE TO EVACUATE. MAY GOD HELP YOUR SOULS

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was in chinatown soho and there was more whites than chineses

yes
(im Kai)

let's hear it for frankie
frankie teardrop

Right-wing gf
pros:
>wants to please and serve her man
>loves cooking and baking
>wears dresses and other traditionally feminine clothes
>close relationship with family, doesn't have too many friends
>sweet voice and will talk cutely to you
>submissive
>hates political correctness
>fearful/hateful of wogs and muzzies
>loves classical music, traditional dancing
>loves the holidays
>enjoys a comfy night in
>extremely loyal
cons:
>boring conversationalist
>not very bright/educated
>doesn't want to do anything exciting
>might be crazy/super religious
>will only date you if you have good genetics and are financially secure
>might not have sex till marriage
>boring in bed
>might deny sex

Left-wing gf
pros:
>always up for a night out
>will get drunk with you/take psychedelic drugs with you
>will have interesting debates with you about anything
>educated and intelligent
>really compassionate about causes she cares about
>kind to everyone regardless of colour, creed or sexuality
>amazing in bed, will experiment with you on everything, always up for anal, will offer threesomes with her friends
>nipple piercings
>watches lots of good films, shows, reads lots of books
>hatesex when you get angry
cons:
>not loyal at all, will want an open relationship half the time
>feminist
>probably has been fucked by black guys, if not, will always talk about how she finds black celebrities attractive
>defends Islam
>covered in tattoos
>unnaturally coloured dyed hair
>spends half of her day checking social media
>too many male friends
>has been fucked at nearly every rave and festival in the country
>has had STDs before
>either has depression, borderline personality disorder or some other mental illness
>daddy issues
>might go crazy and claim you raped her
>if you marry her, might divorce you randomly because she's not satisfied and take your house and kids
>will probably abort your kids if you get her pregnant anyway though
>probably takes too many drugs
>generally an unpleasant person

I plan on moving to Denmark, getting facial reconstructive surgery to make me look Danish, bleaching my skin, and dying my hair blond.

gentrification

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Offensively bad

LA skyline

screaming that this runt thinks i will read his post if he posts it a second time

just got number of the beast in the mail, songs i rate: run to the hills, 22 acacia avenue, and hallowed be thy name

literally me apart from being gay and the guns and sunglasses

Cheers to the lad who recommended ublock origin. It's working a treat.

desu sociality is humanitys defining trait
its even the reason we evolved such supreme intelligence

(before you snap back in disagreement read the social brain hypothesis, which most biologists will cite as the strongest theroy in human cognitive evolution)

so yeah, in that respect I would agree that being an autist is lacking the spark of humanity. But don't despair.. Now is a better time in history than any to be autistic

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Might go to Chernobyl for my 30th

I'm not missing my daily commute to LA at all haha

And?

*enters the thread*
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fucking normies

10pm-5am is nudie night time
boobs and bums out

BRING YOUR DAUGHTER
BRING YOUR DAUGHTER
TO THE SLAAAAAAAAUUUUGGHTER

>don't have any of those
will people actually think i'm weird?

Dad turns on the TV and watches films when they're already halfway finished

bizarre man

oh gosh

BANGIN 747 JETS THATS HOW I ROLL

Do you reckon she knows what's she is getting herself into?

>starring Charlie Sheen, Whoopi Goldberg,

I don't have any of these and I actually have an incredibly healthy social life

this dogfiltering faggot can fight me irl

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>social brain hypothesis

>anthropology
>social science
binned

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Just farted

are you actually the
>semi-autobiographical novel about a young man falling in love with a girl over the internet
lad

Who the fuck thought that lift falling scene was a good idea

>they say it's not the fall that kills you

need a 2b gf

please delete this

If you want to go further down the rabbit hole of blocking stuff, you should check out uMatrix. It's made by the same guy

literally me in 5 years when the graphics are better

3rd spliff of the day

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>>anthropology
>>social science

you clearly don't know what you are talking about
its just biology. Not remotely social science.
stop trying to spread your brainlet ignorance

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>AIDS ridden druggie 9/11 truther in lead role

I love Denmark!

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need a trashy gf
simple as

>>always up for a night out
>>will get drunk with you/take psychedelic drugs with you
>>will have interesting debates with you about anything
>>really compassionate about causes she cares about
>>kind to everyone regardless of colour, creed or sexuality
>>nipple piercings
these aren't good things

shame about the face

might go see an escort next week
thoughts?

wew

spoiler the towers fall

We're literally going to have quadroons in the monarchy

I have a skype that I used to use for international calls to family abroad. now i just use whatsapp. used to have jewbook until they made everything so accessable to everyone. It is tiresome listing all the no answers as they list every social media platform asking if you have it so they can add you. Then they look at you like an alien. I have a phone. If people want me they can have my phone number and speak to me, even send me pictures if they so like! Why do i need social media?

being kind to everyone is a good thing

I don't like islam at all but I am still respectful to muslims as individuals like I would be to any other person until they give me cause not to be.
thats how you should conduct yourself.

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doing a choon

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i feel more of an empathetic response to the simpsons than the higher things.

ridiculously grim
delete the post actually

Might have a look. Already got Ghostery, that seems pretty good. And Adblock+, obviously.

nah. muslims and other groups don't deserve kindness

>caty cole spending ages on the mic talking about the guy's on the phones performance and mocking some of them for cumming too quickly

anime

it's aite

there's this 1 canadian poster who is here 24/7
i know this because I am also here 24/7

>thats how you should conduct yourself.
people can conduct themselves however they wish, fascist.

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need a fat gf who takes it up the arse

need a cuddling partner for the upcoming winter season

>how to spot a bitter, angry twat 101

now kiss

anime

what a fat bitch

>judging every member of a group as the same
>even when that group includes little children
>even when there are over a billion people in that group
Bit low resolution innit?

>just broken up with the gf of 1 and a half years
>no cuddling partner for the upcoming winter season

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT THIS IS OKAY?

I disagree but I respect your opinion
Kindness is the way to understanding and after that peace.

I'm a scouser and have been judged many times before people have gotten to know me by fellow english

now if I acted how they expected me to be, what would that achieve? But if I act like an educated compassionate human being I might succeed in making them question their own prejudices and reducing the amount of unnecessary hate and conflict in our world. x

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