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Old shit.

>somebody actually took the time out of their day to shoop tom cruise's face on Chloe Moretz's body

why

F

It looks like someone is pulling an invisible noose around his neck.

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Did roids fuck him up?

so this is the power of OT 7....

can't imagine what any of us are going to look like at 50+ give the guy a break...the guy is surely a nutjob scientologist but still in pretty good shape for an old guy

Even this is 100 times better than how i look

Scientology does not believe in pharmacology. So this is an age appropriate body, with out the help of steroids, growth hormone & other better Living through chemistry cocktails, popular in Hollywood. It's sad, but his outsides will start looking as just crazy as his mind Have you seen the mess he us in the 2nd Jack Reacher?? Blech.

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they can fix this with cgi in post-production

Will they though? They couldn't even be bothered to fix the scream in the trailer

what's this body type called? it's fucking ugly

called relatively good considering his age

He has Chris Jericho's tits.

Putin on a stick

fridge mode

He skipped chest day.

Meltomorph

He has the hair of a 14 year old that is why he looks so jarring.

old

What a small guy

this

>fabulous hair
>face still good looking
>...grandpa on steroids body

kek this is an underrated post, well done user

if you're under 35, you should be ashamed.

>that face when

barrel chested old man he looks good for his age

...said no one ever

BRING BACK BRENDAN!!111

>scream repeated twice followed by longer scream

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>Quaid, start the reactor.

only naturals get to keep their hard work

kek

this is from mission impossible 4

he looks waaay better in 5

:(

Yeah the Church of Scientology is.

RIP

he's 54 and probably still looks better than most of the overweight and out of shape retards that are making fun of him in this thread

He doesn't look that bad. If that pic was later in the day after he was full and bloated it wouldn't be hard for him to look a lot better the next day after a good workout.

If that's just his current normal than it's nothing a few weeks in the gym along with cutting couldn't fix.

It could be worse. At least hes not a woman.

Chloe edit when

Kek

>tfw mesomorph

Feels gud brehs

>b-but he's old

Bullshit, still looks horrible. Pic related, Jon Bon Jovi, same age.

It's called "Chloe Moretz".

for you

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have we entered the era of Cruiseposting?

His arms are still nicer than mine

Protip; that shit is utter pseudoscience made up by a psychologist who was really into eugenics. It was discredited over fifty years ago.

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Over 50,

JUST

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>Implying you will look this good at the age of 54.
>Implying you look this good now.

>Implying I'm 5' 7"

isn't this picture like 8 years old?

why do our bodies expand like that with age? he clearly has a lot of muscle and low body fat yet is very wide. does our skeleton smush over time?

look at his musculature, he's not bloated or fat, his body has just expanded and stretched over time

looks like the 2011 thing

looks like your average 50 year old slav

He should work on those pecs. His body is not bad for a 50+ guy

that's not fair bon jovi is like a biological anomaly with how good he looks

You should see your dad naked.

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>implying you've ever fucked a primo petite 10/10 qt puh 2t in ur life

EVERYONE SHOULD BE NAKED

Well, no, but I also have never paid millions into a cult. So I have that.

>shave head
>put on mask
Wala now he looks like bane

I don't think that statement is true. Mesomorph tend to have the ideal distribution of muscle and body fat. That's why Ectomorphs that work out a shit ton and are actually very built look lanky as fuck.

>not another chloe thread

God: how you want your body famm?

Cruise: just fuck my torso up

God: say no more

>not xenumorph

jesus christ you had one fucking job cunt

TC don't give a fuck he's got the power of zenu

How sad does you life have to be for you to come into a thread you have no interest in and complain about the memes people are posting. Noones forcing you to be here, we arent making you look at the memes, so if you dont like why not just close the thread? Or are you so pathetic that you have to criticise other people sense of humour just to make you feel good about your self?

Also what is the fucking obsession with reddit? Seriously methinks the lady doth protest too much

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seen this pic so many times but only now I realized the hearts in Pepe's undies are broken

really makes you feel

The Vanilla Sky full package

chloe?

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>I Have No Mouth, And I Must Scream

Stallone is like 70 and looks far better than this.
Cruise should just roid up like Sly does.

Is this his final form?

STR vs DEX