What exactly is stopping Hollywood from making a Marlon Brando biopic?

What exactly is stopping Hollywood from making a Marlon Brando biopic?

the jews

Did he ever post in Sup Forums?

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As amazing as that would be, the guy hated Hollywood and acting.

He was a child molester and a huge racist

fpbp

They dont have anyone to play him

Can't they cgi him

He died in 2004, possible but unfortunately unlikely.

Sup Forums was founded in April of 2006 for reference.

this is actually a correct answer, for once. He said some "anti-semitic" shit at least once and openly criticized Israel.

He hated kikes

he definitely shitposted on Something Awful and IMDB.

>"Hollywood is run by Jews; it is owned by Jews, and they should have a greater sensitivity about the issue of—of people who are suffering. Because they've exploited—we have seen the—we have seen the nigger and greaseball, we've seen the chink, we've seen the slit-eyed dangerous Jap, we have seen the wily Filipino, we've seen everything, but we never saw the kike. Because they knew perfectly well, that that is where you draw the wagons around."

Based Brando

did anyone else read this as if it was spoken by Col Kurtz?

He revolutionized acting he deserves a biopic. Before Brando almost every actor talked like an overacting theatre major

Yes

Who is handsome enough to cast as a young Brando?

Who is fat enough to cast as an old Brando?

no one is the answer to both

ill do it

Jonah Hill, his weight fluctuates just like Brando

When discussing ideas on One-Eyed Jacks with Stanley Kubrick, Brando would assume the lotus position and bang a huge gong with a mallet when he didnʼt like something Kubrick had said.

You got he job filming starts monday

>handsome

>Who is handsome enough to cast as a young Brando?

Ezra Miller is more handsome but he doesnt look anything like brando.

>Who is fat enough to cast as an old Brando?

Padding should to the job if theres an older actor who is similiar brando

>no one is the answer to both

Yes well thats because your questions dont make any sense and you do not even want/expect an actual answer.

Why do you mock me user, I'd be great for the part

Brando also made his guests take their shoes and socks off when they came into his house. Kubrick, who pre-2001 was pretry much a troll, decided to take off his pants when he entered the house.

That's something people don't seem to realize, they talk about him being a visually interesting director. Pre-2001 his films were dogshit visually. But Kubrick was great at comedies and action movies. Hence spartacus, paths of glory, the killing, lolita, and dr.strangelove.

Also lolita is way funnier than dr.strangelove. the fact that no one has tried to make another pedo, romantic comedy shows. Also sellers was better in lolita, sellers multiple characters were all the straight men in strangelove (outside of strangelove, who is mainly a cameo)