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These are fine Davao boys.
How can dirty tagalog boys ever compete?

This Flip girl made Asians everywhere butthurt by saying she only fucks white guys

Ok.

>Not nose-chan

opinion discarded

lmao

seriously tho why do the people in davao looks the monkiest

lmao @ Bisayas' intelligence

rain please

It's in the Atlantic. Can the weather be sucked from the Pacific Ocean?

>tfw I cut my foot nail too short last night because I didn't believe in the superstition
>too poor to buy bandaids and im using masking tape to stop the bleeding

What the fuck is a tagalog and a bisaya and why is it shitting up the thread?

just one guy samefagging an internet argument because he thinks it's funny

it's one guy; he even admitted it in /nusantara/ after he lied to the indos and malays that he won't do it again just to get his captive audience.

Alright, tomorrow I will go to Malaysia for the first time.
1. If I want to order uber, How do I switch from Indonesian uber to Malaysian uber?
2. Where can I buy touch n go card?
3. Will use monorail to raja chulan station, can I brought baggage in monorail?

>uber
it should automatically adjust to the country. I tried uber both here and in the US using only the same app.

1. Should auto adjust
2. Petrol stations and 7-elevens
3. The monorail is a bit cramped to be frank, I suggest grab/uber if you're bringing luggage. Taxi if your willing to pay a bit more.

pahingi ng kantot gan

who will be the girl?

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be careful or the samefaggot janny might ban you for pointing this out.

Thanks
Should I use English or Indonesian when talking with locals?

Just try a bit of both, I hope you have a good time.

Just use English, the last time I use Indonesian there the bus driver told me to sit at the back of the bus.

But the back of the bus if for the cool kids,

seriously though, our public transport system is a mixpot of idiots.

How can I get big?

They look like my moms farm workers picking up rice and hauling coconuts for our business. Whatever we don't discriminate low level workers.

construction workers

Its the durian+ genes

When you see it

it's better than i thought

what am I looking at? dessert?

DDS intelligence

banana fritter with chocolate and grated cheese suspecting to be parmesan cheese

The ones I've tried tasted more like butter rather than cheese

come to shah Alam
this guy makes the best one I'd ever tried

I don't fancy going to the land of shitty drivers and roundabouts.

>roundabout
that's not Bangi
>driver
that's not Cheras

Shah alam lagi banyak roundabout la bang oi

is it cold?

if you go to irrelevant part of shah Alam
the only relevant part of sa that has roundabout is sek 2 n near sa mosque

no it's served warm

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i'm so hungry fellas. i only have 12 ringgit

i'm going to spend it on a big mac set

don't think it taste nice when cold
where you at senpai

home. otw to kajang mcd

it's the cheese

you like cold cheese?

no. do you?

i love cheese inside hot dog

but that's not cold cheese unless you eat cold hotdogs

i will just asked you to lick mine till hot

okay give email

[email protected]

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did you really send an email

don't pressure me,I'm thinking of what to send

that's not my email though

I hope whoever I sent it to enjoys his random love letter

print screen?

It's not fair.

F

youtube.com/watch?v=UgNFpOYSOVg

want my letter?

IT'S JUST NOT FUCKING FAIR!!!!!!!!!!

sure

did you picked up the food and ate it?

you can still eat that burger

where to send?

here?

no once it touched the ground it belonged to the mother earth may my burger rest in peace and may my 11 ringgit forgive me in the hereafter

what meal could fill you up at the cost of a 1 ringgit?

Jollibee>KFC>Mcdonalds

ulam ma nigga
FOC

some eggs or sandwiches

i guess daun sirih will do :-(((

a loaf of bread costs about 3.50. it just wont do. i'll die starving by tomorrow

belum 5 menit masih aman untuk dimakan

nasi pake garam

Sell your boipucci at Chow Kit for RM15.

but its just for you

sure then
[email protected]

I said Hi

and i replied

How long for me to achieve body like that if i working out so hard if i'm skinny fat?

Ride the waves luke britons during conquest.

bump

bump asses?

UST FAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
Lost to fucking UP of all teams

kek

Let's go fighting morons!!!

lmao

Do you think other supernatural creatures, like Vampires and Werewolves, make fun of ours for being named "ASSWANGS"?

vampires and werewolves can't read english

Lel

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hello from australia

At least they have superior mobility with flight, our pocong can only move by hopping around.

She honestly doesn't even look 100% Filipino. She's at least half bleached and wants to complete the process with her children.

Oi sgarnoncuntillfuckinsmashu

Aswang is the capiz bisayan name
There's also tiktik, wakwak, Abuak,

Speaking of aswang
Flood her fb and rub it in
She's from ust and hates up

There are a lot of varieties of aswangs ,the manananggals,for example, can fly.

The only ones capable of flight in our culture is langsuyar which is basically a banshee but harmless. Even the one that girls in our national service camp encountered just flies between the trees without causing trouble then got deported from the jungle.
Our spookies is just bark without the bite.

those are just flying foxes
a case of mistaken identity

No Aussie allow