What the fuck went wrong?

What the fuck went wrong?

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Bruh... look at this DUDE

who the fuck cares the dodgers just won the world series

He ain’t got NO FOREHEAD

>mulatto frankenstein

Is Lavar a single dad?

>threehead

White mom had a stroke in January, but got out of the hospital prior to the draft

shit teammates. Brook Lopez is literally his best(and only) shooter in that starting lineup.

just keep talkin, everyone knows the Jazz are always abunch of try hards against the Lakers because they're all still assmad about getting reamed by Kobe for over a decade

not to mention his last game going 60pts up their ass

>Pac12 """"basketball""""

give me a QUICK REDRAFT of the top 3 picks

>boreball

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His release has a bad launch angle

his jumpshot. he needs to change it. he's lucky the dodgers are playing or he'll be shitted on more

>Dodgers are in WS
>Kings are 9-1-1
Who the fuck cares about basketball user. It's going to be Cavs/Warriors 4.

Nothing. He is averaging 10.2 ppg, 8.4 apg, and 8.6 rpg

>warriors without west
kek
it's the clippers year baby

He can't defend. Every time he is on the floor his -/+ is always in negative double digits

People still confuse college success with being an NBA player

Having a troll dad helps too

>no jumper
>no defensive skills
he's a shit version of Jason Kidd

Didn't do basic skin care to rid himself of his extreme acne is a start. Half nigga is literally scarred for life now.

This and the fact that his father upsells him so bad that anything less than a triple double per game makes him seems like a bust. He's under a dozen games in, he hasn't even got accustomed to the flow of the league yet.

Fundamentally broken shooting motion, every coach he's ever had should be fired for letting that shit get to this level and that includes his first coach his dad

He's a 19 year old rookie whose nearly averaging a triple double and people are calling him a bust.

Yep.

He'll fix the shot. If you watched tonight you can tell he's fixing his form. When he hit the 3's his form was completely different from now

How'd ben simmons do during his actual rookie year. Oh yeah. He was hurt

He’s not really averaging 10 points, more like 5

So many micro ballers itt

Sad

that will actually be good as he ages t.bh
i see all these goofy dudes bald at like 22 shit's pathetic

>a bunch of guys who didn't even grow up in utah and haven't been on the team for more than a few years giving a fuck about any of that

Summer League basketball is more exciting than literally any baseball game in history

and thats a very kind way to state it

>nanoballers

>t. LeDewayne Jamal Jackson

>t. manlet

Not black enough to be athletic. Not white enough to be smart or a good shooter

they still have david west :^)

>that ultra weak facial hair

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>believing a snake oil salesman
>ever

No joke is there anything less attractive than a 1/4 black guy?

>apehoop

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i thought lavar was 100% black?

draft bust. Clearly garbage

You can't be his shade with his features and be 100% anything

*gets exposed by Ricky Rubio*

Why do you guys live in the oddest generalizations?

The problem is that LA needed to use him as an asset on a potential trade. He was never supposed to play for the Lakers.

>yfw jayson tatum is a legit superstar and fultz and ball are busts

>nearly averaging a triple double

No team in the NBA want's a point guard that averages 10 ppg, doesn't matter if the dude gets 10 reb 10 ast.

memes die eventually

that hairline lmao

>he fell for the tribble dubble meme
Oh you sweet summer nigger

>Losing to the Grizzlies
>Losing to the fucking Nets
Warriors are currently the #6 seed whole Cavs are a bubble team at the 8 seed

fuck that is a good looking dude
lucky cunt

>smallest forehead ever
>forehead wrinkles by age 20
JUST

he's literally so good looking he got a modelling contract immediately after he was released from jail

u a fag?

he fucking looks like a gangbanger. Why are women attracted to this type of degeneracy?

Seriously. I'm jelly of that hairline.

No black Americans are 100% black.
My ancestors used his ancestors as a sex doll.
Imagine you're 14, just having the ability to Ejaculate. And theres a slave girl that your parents own and she has a vagina, and she cant do anything to stop you.
Are you not going to fuck her?

blacks get it shaved even you morons

>le pass the ball man

thats the sign of a scam

it means he cant shoot or defend

He seems to confused at times on the court, which is expected of a rookie.
While his teammates aren't helping his assist counts, he's shot has been totally off for the most part. He also tends to dump the ball off in the half court way to fast. His best plays come off pick and rolls when he tries to develop plays, but that only happens if the defense is willing to defend him along the 3.
Still, he has good vision and looks like can get to the rim easily. Overall, he should be a good player for the Lakers but needs to get his shot going for him to be a potential all-star.

In fact lets play a game.
1 of these players is from West Africa (where slaves were taken from). Two of them are African American and 1 is white.
Guess which one is African, 44, 5, 50 or 12?

his jumper sucks. he's too slow to drive the rim. his handles are too poor to create any sort of separation. no midrange ability and his 3pt is terrible too. he passes the ball well, but is a point guard who can only (sometimes) score in catch and shoot situations. he's an absolute liability and needs to play a developmental role.

You answered you own question: Women are attracted to danger.

why was he such a high draft pick? was it a weak draft?

Magic got scammed by snake oil. He's a terrible sports manager.

u gay nigga lmao

fr fr shit was sus af kmsl whats with these new niggas mane

Swaggy P is better right now than Lonzo will be in his whole career

>Swaggy P is better right now than Lonzo will be in his whole career
yep. Right now SWAGGY P is in the running for the 6th man award.

he's been lights out for the Warriors. turns out he is a magical spot catch and shooter. Who knew?

10/7/7

don't know where you get your numbers from

meanwhile NO ONE wants a player on the court who shoots .311 from the field and .281 from three. That's a guy you bury as an 11th man on your bench and pray you never need to play him. Furthermore his rebound numbers are like Kevin Love's rebound numbers. They're indicative he's hunting for rebounds for the numbers NOT that he's playing defense.

With some shoe polish, you too can have that hairline

Not a fan of his, but I do feel bad for him. All this pressure on him cause his father can't shut his mouth. Even though I know he's that so he can learn how to deal with high pressure right away, but just seems like he's trying to re-live his failed sports career through his son.

most obvious meme fraud in a while, don't know how so many otherwise intelligent NBA analysts missed it

props to his dad for some great PR work though

In the past I talked so much shit about him but when i saw him bang 3 deep ones in a row in the first quarter the other night I didn't really have much to say

the niggest one

Play no defense, let other team score repeatly to get ball back.

Hey high ppg, RB and assist

They get it shaved because the alternative is some monk priest looking shit

this. i couldn't care less about him being a bust but his own father is setting him up for failure by running his mouth and setting unreal expectations

You think his dad will let him change his shooting motion?

Mixing with whites was a mistake.

really makes you think

His dad overhyped him, and the Lakers like the morons they are fell for it. His dad did a great job selling his son, who clearly has very little actual talent.

>his teammates are why he can't shoot, can't play defense and can't make any real plays with the ball

Hi Lavar.

Magic shouldn't be put in charge of making decisions ever basically.

It's not just his stupid dad, but Magic buying into that horseshit. Magic Johnson is slowly unraveling his reputation and turning into one of the worst Lakers executives

Lonzo leads the team in topg and has one the lowest PER among his teammates. Not to mention the bench bails him out every single game. He needs to be in a gym somewhere fixing that broken ass shot. He needs a veteran guard to help develop him. He can't drive the rim. He can't create separation. His whole strategy is to pass the ball as soon as he crosses halfcourt and maybe sometimes catch and shoot (but usually miss). He is detrimental to his team.

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The worst part is that the Lavar show has just begun. Just wait a couple months when Liangelo is riding the bench at ucla and he starts talking more shit. And then 2 years after that when Lamelo doesn't get drafted

Shawn Marion and Marcus Camby had fucked up shots but they did fine

>Shawn Marion
could do a little bit of everything. Not to mention he made his shots. Lonzo can do nothing but pass.
>Marcus Camby
won DPOY like three times. Lonzo lacks the grit to play good D. He looks and plays like a child.

I'm not saying that Lonzo is a bust per se, but Lelkers need to seriously reevaluate their expectations this year. You're putting all your faith in a kid who actively makes your team worse when he's on the court, and a father who gasses him up so that they'll be the next Kardashians. It's literally all hype.

>we gone
yup lol