UFC Fight Night: Sao Paulo Gamethread #4

>Main card (FOX Sports 1 at 10 p.m. ET)
Derek Brunson vs. Lyoto Machida
Demian Maia vs. Colby Covington
Pedro Munhoz vs. Rob Font
Francisco Trinaldo def. Jim Miller via unanimous decision (29-28, 29-28, 29-28)
Thiago Santos def. Jack Hermansson via TKO (punches) at 4:59 of R1
John Lineker def. Marlon Vera via unanimous decision (30-27, 29-28, 29-28)

>Undercard (FOX Sports 2)
Vicente Luque def. Niko Price via submission (d’arce choke) at 4:08 of R2
Antonio Carlos Junior def. Jack Marshman via submission (rear-naked choke) at 4:30 of R1
Jared Gordon def. Hacran Dias via unanimous decision (29-26, 29-27, 30-26)
Elizeu Zaleski dos Santos def. Max Griffin via unanimous decision (29-28, 29-27, 29-28)

>Undercard (UFC Fight Pass)
Deiveson Figueiredo def. Jarred Brooks via split decision (27-30, 29-28, 29-28)
Marcelo Golm def. Christian Colombo via submission (rear-naked choke) at 2:08 of R2

GSP in three

HOLY FUCK QUICK SOMEONE POST A HOT BABE

I bet I'm smarter than most of you except that guy with the 140 IQ. My IQ is merely 120, that isn't high but I'm sure the average IQ of /heem/ is 80

4th for wmma

>thought we were onto the contender fights
>still got another pair of roster bloaters to watch

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both these guys have only lost to legit contenders or LW fighters

could be top 5 in a few years

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What happened to the guy who shitposted with Filipina gfs? Did he get one and leave us?

who should I cheer for?

>Yamasaki

who /gordon/ here? dude looked two weightclasses smaller than dias and has a dadbod to boot and just destroyed him.

>From this point on all women in the UFC are allowed to kick/stomp/knee to the head of the opponent under any circumstances

Might make wmma more bearable to watch

Thoughts?

he realised they are disgusting

Did anyone see the latest Planet of the Apes? Was it good?

Can any hues in this thread tell me if Famous Burger is any good?

don't say his name. It will draw him out of the darkness once more

I like Font he seems like a good guy

> smarter
> measuring shit things like iq
Lul

>"Don't go anywhere folks"
>I walk out of the room

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>Mario Mazzagatti

I feel bad for her. She has a lot of muscle that she probably doesn't want anymore lol

have fun dieting for two years straight

Only a dozen or so left after that fight, which only 30/53 (56.6%) picked right.

white racists run rampant on /heem/ and nobody says anything but when a person stands up against white supremacy they get mad

l m a o

you people are sad. you need to go out more and meet new people from diverse backgrounds and cultures. also get out of your rural shithole town.

i've long advocated that wmma should allow that + headbutts so there would actually be some element of danger in their fights.

kek

They eat meat that is why they have terrible cardio

Probably arrested and killed for pedo

the fights are boring you this much

Jannies delete racist posts sometimes.

Not sure what you're implying, that was a good stoppage.

>Believed the "IQ isn't real!" libcuck meme

stop fucking about and just make separate mud wrestling PPV events

HEEM TAPPY

GADOOOOOOOOOOOSH

>getting mad online

the rockhold vs bisping

>Commentator Curse

FUCK. I was doing so well on the picks. Little manlet fuck

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM (tappy)

YOU JUST DID IT AGAIN

DC's voice is FAILING

HEEM TAPPY

ONE ARM TAPPY MUHFUCKA

>yfw Maia is rendered IRRELEVANT

Dc ruined that with his goofy commentary

Kek is with these commentators.

HEEM TAPPY

HEEEEEM TAPPY

Nigga you live in australia dont even cone at me about diversity

mario yamasucky strikes again

onatario fags.

where do i look for a reputable escort

preferably a milf

It was random webm

>caring about picks
holy fucking cringola

Good finish

im racist myself but it does get tiresome here. you can be realistic about race (i.e. racist) without being a hystercal faggot about it. i know plenty of cool ppl of many races irl too.

Is it my shitty stream audio or is DC a little slurry?

heem chokey

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AAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA BISROID BTFO

I miss the Burger King commercials

dude why is it always the same girl now

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Wtf I thought the brazilian was the darker one lmao

>all these shitters watching streams 2min behind
Literally LMFAOing at your life as we speak

thicc. will we ever get her name?

t.Guy whos picks got goofed

someone post the webm

I live in Melbourne which is easily the most diverse and vibrant city in Australia

what the fuck is on his back there

What the fuck.

you deserve all the bullying you get

>not watching it a week behind so you're watching a different fight card altogether but posting about it

baka

Me too tbqh

>you need to go out more and meet new people from diverse backgrounds and cultures
that makes people dislike them more.

Is this real?

time to end this fucking suffering

Are those clips to make his suit look tighter?

How do i get on your level

Those are pins to make the make the suit look tighter

my life is a lie.

HEEM TAPPY

Is it me or has this card just felt it's gone on forever? I didn't even watch the FP prelims this time but bloody hell

6 fight main cards are awful

I swear to god I didn't know any of them. I noticed someone had won and it was the lighter. I thought he was the American.

i dont have blacks friends

>English

impressed.jpg

Feels like I've been watching since early this morning, it's 5 pm here now.

Wish I went to the gym during the undercard.

Time dilation, the clocks went back halfway through the card.

That's because there are no Marquee fights before the final two

is dc autistic?

every fight night card is like this

you're just living in a permanent state of deja vu

did you wake up today as a different person?

Just look at things with different angles my guy

lol what the fuck

who is it?

Get in my guard

its woodley

Munhoz doesn't even sound like a Brazilian surname.

i guess its not gonna be close tonight

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