>ywn never be a proper footy lad living in england
Ywn never be a proper footy lad living in england
I've seen Chelsea, AC Milan, Man United, PSG, and Bournemouth play and I can say with full confidence I could've made it if I wanted to
Go for it then big shot. It's not like its too hard to start playing in the mls
I'm 20 now so it's too late
Not really if your already semi-decent, you could start playing sunday leagues, keep working at it, and rise up the ranks
oldfag ex USAF here.. i'll never forget our stop off at a hotel in Stansted after a deployment to the desert. I just want a qt named Carrie with that brit accent to call my own.
We don't have Sunday leagues where I live
omg........he's a cutie pie!!!
become a pro fifa player instead
americans are terrible at fifa
Play rocket league
PUBGs or gtfo imo
I hate video games
>and I can say with full confidence
Yeah but that probably says more about your IQ than your footballing ability.
That games gay. Although i like stardew valley and thats pretty gay too
You're not missing much.
Seriously, why does every single Euro soccerfag have the same fucking hair?
I never really wanted to be.
I wouldnt mind a twinky football lad boyfriend though.
>A loo with a view
I've also seen Chelsea, AC Milan, Man United, PSG, and Bournemouth play and I can say with full confidence that your chances of ever becoming a professional footballer were slim to none
amerifats are too obese to be good looking
More or less every european male is sporting the hitlerjugend
>You will never never be a footy lad
Does that mean I will always be a footy lad
why do all soccer players look like faggot twinks
good post OP
harry wilson is the white pele
man i thought the whole banter thing was just a meme at first, but those brits are bretty gud at it.
proper footy lads often are m8, hoovering up all the birds over a few carlsberg down the local rec, on a friday night. proper. footy. lads.
Fortnite will kill pubg