LEWD edition
/balt/ + /ausnz/
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I can make a pretty wicked salt roasted chicken with a lemon/thyme butter sauce.
I miss cooking for my family.
Pidoras go to hui
that was a disappointing doujin
you could cook for me if we ever become a thing...
>you could cook for me
Nothing would make me happier
>if
I think you mean "when"
That sounds nice
m-maybe you could cook for me sometime...
I must admit I don't know what that image is from
Oh shit I thought I was replying to my bf not the American...
>/bagaylt/ + /gayusnz
>tfw didn't think anyone could be this cute
why do you have to be on the other side of the planet FUCK
well I already went and looked it up so here
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Sometimes I wonder, how I spend
The lonely nights
Dreaming of a song
The melody
Haunts my reverie
And I am once again with you
wish you could take someone's virginity multiple times
You can, if it's a girl, man
iirc it is what's promised to men in the muslim paradise, the girls whom they fuck restore virginity overnight
That's pretty dirty thinking there Zvejnieks
well, I was talking about my virginity so I don't think that would work out
AH MAN, baby, gotta keep my mind sharp and clean, man... but you know how it goes, darling
Have you taken someone's virginity before?
Is one's virginity really that important?
two people
It was fun when I was inexperienced, just wish I could feel that again
>It was fun when I was inexperienced
I guess that's something to look forward too
That sounds like a bad time, man
Don't count your chickens before they hatch, nosebleed
it might only work when they're a virgin as well, idk
don't be rude zvejnieks
Cmon sugar, I'm all about optimism baby ain't no worth in worrying about something like that when I can just groove right on.
Wow, your such a slut
l-lewd
yeah, but I've been faithful
surely there is salvation for a slut like me
Humility is an important personality trait, baby, gotta watch that you don't take nothin' as an absolute
You're a hep cat, man, but you speak the king's jive like no one I ever seen
Does the way you talk here influence the way you talk in real life?
I hope you talk like this in real life all the time.
If he didn't I would be extremely sad
...
Me on the right
bf on the left
which bf... I hope you're talking about me...
You on the right
me on the left
oh uh...
I was meaning kiwi bf but I wouldn't mind if it was you.
no, I'm fine
Hahaha, man, you saved it... you're a gas, baby
I blend in whatever smoothness that's called for in the conversation at hand, man, I work in the appropriate slang
Хpюcня иди нaхyй.
Укpaинa цe Eвpoпa!
Hryusnya idi nahui
Ukraina ?e Evropa
tfw no matching animal pajamas
Do you have animal pajamas?
goodnight cuties
kill yourselves
Good night!
Good night
Sleep tight
Don't let the bed bugs bite
Hell, man, that sure ain't my ball of wax, baby, but don't be such a ■
oh my god
shot the biggest load ever recorded on a thot last night daaamn
ITT
are these those "Humpback white males" ive been hearing about?
theyd look uglier skinny because thats what they are desu they dont eat
gonna go cook some breakfast (eggs and bacon)
god damn hungover but darnn thicc thots be easy
Mikoto a shit. White Queen a best.
>mfw Blood Sign before Index season 3
literally dont know what any of that means
yall dykes havent felt a real pipe
D E S P A C I T O
Pt. 2
up in the mornin miss u bad sorry aint call u back same problem my father had all this time
Good morning.
What if Mikoto actually is the dog all along.
who prayin for me?
never goin back to bein broke
aint nobody prayin for me
#prayformikoto
>poo peeland
Nope, I don't even have regular pajamas
Morning
>arsetralia
>Nope
But they're so cute
I might have a look on taobao desu
most of yall just envy
eating scrambled eggs with bacon
i was flipping the egg with my pan and a bit of it hit the rim and broke off :(
They could be a worthwhile purchase, except that I don't wear pajamas to bed
8/10 egg
w-what do you go to bed in?
dumb faggots
this is what unfiltered water does to you
swerve at 200
Good goy keep buying those new water filters
Underwear
drink rain water
good goy keep drinking plastic and frog semen
Oh, I thought it was something more lewd...
just go to an erp irc jesus christ you disgusting blobs of sweat and unshaven pubes
drivin fast lost control off the road jaw is broke
wait til i get my money right
u cant tell me nothing
I've tried sleeping naked before but it was kinda uncomfortable
I'm the same actually, but I bet cute matching pajamas are a good alternative to underwear.
Hmmm.
i will murder every homosexual on this planet
Hmmmmm.
Suicide is not the answer!
How can youse keep going on about anime, it boggles the mind!
Did you lads used to play this game as a kid?
Aw fuck yeah, wasted a lot of time on this in highschool when I should've been getting good at education.
lmao if u actually had bad grades in school you are below below average IQ
school is literally made for CHILDREN and u fail at that LOL
good mornin
Wow, I had a glass and a half of wine with dinner and now I'm a bit tipsy. I am such a lightweight
How was the chicken?
Good, the best meal I've had I awhile