/balt/ + /ausnz/

LEWD edition

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youtube.com/watch?v=Vmp720kBLBU
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

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I can make a pretty wicked salt roasted chicken with a lemon/thyme butter sauce.
I miss cooking for my family.

Pidoras go to hui

that was a disappointing doujin

you could cook for me if we ever become a thing...

>you could cook for me
Nothing would make me happier
>if
I think you mean "when"

That sounds nice

m-maybe you could cook for me sometime...
I must admit I don't know what that image is from

Oh shit I thought I was replying to my bf not the American...

>/bagaylt/ + /gayusnz

>tfw didn't think anyone could be this cute
why do you have to be on the other side of the planet FUCK

well I already went and looked it up so here
e-hentai.org/s/61ecc1afeb/23622-5

Sometimes I wonder, how I spend
The lonely nights
Dreaming of a song
The melody
Haunts my reverie
And I am once again with you

wish you could take someone's virginity multiple times

You can, if it's a girl, man

iirc it is what's promised to men in the muslim paradise, the girls whom they fuck restore virginity overnight

That's pretty dirty thinking there Zvejnieks

well, I was talking about my virginity so I don't think that would work out

AH MAN, baby, gotta keep my mind sharp and clean, man... but you know how it goes, darling

Have you taken someone's virginity before?

Is one's virginity really that important?

two people

It was fun when I was inexperienced, just wish I could feel that again

>It was fun when I was inexperienced
I guess that's something to look forward too

That sounds like a bad time, man

Don't count your chickens before they hatch, nosebleed

it might only work when they're a virgin as well, idk

don't be rude zvejnieks

Cmon sugar, I'm all about optimism baby ain't no worth in worrying about something like that when I can just groove right on.

Wow, your such a slut

l-lewd

yeah, but I've been faithful

surely there is salvation for a slut like me

Humility is an important personality trait, baby, gotta watch that you don't take nothin' as an absolute

You're a hep cat, man, but you speak the king's jive like no one I ever seen

Does the way you talk here influence the way you talk in real life?
I hope you talk like this in real life all the time.

If he didn't I would be extremely sad

...

Me on the right
bf on the left

which bf... I hope you're talking about me...

You on the right
me on the left

oh uh...
I was meaning kiwi bf but I wouldn't mind if it was you.

no, I'm fine

Hahaha, man, you saved it... you're a gas, baby

I blend in whatever smoothness that's called for in the conversation at hand, man, I work in the appropriate slang

Хpюcня иди нaхyй.
Укpaинa цe Eвpoпa!

Hryusnya idi nahui

Ukraina ?e Evropa

tfw no matching animal pajamas

Do you have animal pajamas?

goodnight cuties

kill yourselves

Good night!

Good night
Sleep tight
Don't let the bed bugs bite

Hell, man, that sure ain't my ball of wax, baby, but don't be such a ■

oh my god

shot the biggest load ever recorded on a thot last night daaamn

ITT

are these those "Humpback white males" ive been hearing about?

theyd look uglier skinny because thats what they are desu they dont eat

gonna go cook some breakfast (eggs and bacon)

god damn hungover but darnn thicc thots be easy

Mikoto a shit. White Queen a best.
>mfw Blood Sign before Index season 3

literally dont know what any of that means

yall dykes havent felt a real pipe

D E S P A C I T O

Pt. 2

up in the mornin miss u bad sorry aint call u back same problem my father had all this time

Good morning.

What if Mikoto actually is the dog all along.

who prayin for me?

never goin back to bein broke

aint nobody prayin for me

#prayformikoto

>poo peeland

Nope, I don't even have regular pajamas
Morning

>arsetralia

>Nope
But they're so cute
I might have a look on taobao desu

most of yall just envy

eating scrambled eggs with bacon

i was flipping the egg with my pan and a bit of it hit the rim and broke off :(

They could be a worthwhile purchase, except that I don't wear pajamas to bed

8/10 egg

w-what do you go to bed in?

dumb faggots

this is what unfiltered water does to you

swerve at 200

Good goy keep buying those new water filters

Underwear

drink rain water

good goy keep drinking plastic and frog semen

Oh, I thought it was something more lewd...

just go to an erp irc jesus christ you disgusting blobs of sweat and unshaven pubes

drivin fast lost control off the road jaw is broke

wait til i get my money right

u cant tell me nothing

I've tried sleeping naked before but it was kinda uncomfortable

I'm the same actually, but I bet cute matching pajamas are a good alternative to underwear.

Hmmm.

i will murder every homosexual on this planet

Hmmmmm.

Suicide is not the answer!

How can youse keep going on about anime, it boggles the mind!

Did you lads used to play this game as a kid?

helicoptergame.net/

Aw fuck yeah, wasted a lot of time on this in highschool when I should've been getting good at education.

lmao if u actually had bad grades in school you are below below average IQ

Hehe.

youtube.com/watch?v=Vmp720kBLBU

school is literally made for CHILDREN and u fail at that LOL

good mornin

Wow, I had a glass and a half of wine with dinner and now I'm a bit tipsy. I am such a lightweight

How was the chicken?

Good, the best meal I've had I awhile