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Not banned anymore :DDDDDDDDD edition

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>talking about your ban
that's a ban

>Not banned anymore
Why were you banned?

Me in the middle

Currently on my way to the chimei museum using public transport

CUM

android saga was a mistake

misa

>there are people who post in this general and have gfs
NOT FAIR

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Reminder that Germans will not acknowledge this happening.

need a step by step plan on getting a gf

Reported it last time and will do so again

are those flags actually censoring anything?
thry're all wearing underwear, after all

It has been in every single media outlet and is still being covered extensively

ayy lmao
life's not fair, you'd best get used to it

i ate 6 slices of pizza

i feel bad

will drink some tea that makes you use the bathroom a lot

Me on the left

Reminder that Germany still lets in thousands more uncontrolled refugees every day with no end in sight but will claim everything is fine

I guess you succeeded again

How do I get a CHI gf?

>implying he would have any idea

why are you asking me

if i keep eating like this o wont get a gf

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Point me to someone with a CHI gf so I can ask them

maybe try sleeping pills and duct tape

vegeta is so cool

The guy in Texas has one

it's the JUST hairline

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Some times I meditate on how much I love the Mexican Diaspora in America. They are angels of labor. They are willing to work shitty jobs no one else wants to work. Not only because they have to, but because they love to. It's in there blood. Look at Aztec temples. If America united with the Mexican peoples, American values would the best it had ever been. If only.

Cats

I NEED TO KNOW HIS SECRETS
I NEED A CHI GF

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Thanks, doc.

Well assuming the autist dox the other day was real you have to look well-adjusted and not how you look now.

fat cat

>be fist of flames
>post once every 300 hours at random

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Hunting Aliens is a black man's sport.

haircut and a shave

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Now this is a strange cat

think the ol' tailbone is gonna start aching again

>how did vegeta transform into a super saiyan, werent only those calm with a pure heart able to do it
>im calm and my heart is pure....pure evil

lol

Feeling a bit stressed buds
Think I'm gonna go sit outside and listen to the sounds of night

Stand up for a bit my man

0-4 Sleep
5-9 Don't Sleep

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 or 9 and I go to sleep
0 and I stay up and suffer

OUT OUT OUT

good night sweet prince

standing doesn't help
only thing that does is hot+cold cream and sitting directly on it to mask the pain
tylenol seems to make it go away faster too
I just feel it coming on right now though, it'll probably strike me right as I'm about to fall asleep, or perhaps I'll wake up in the middle of the night to it and then have to wait it out

I Fight for king and country, therefore I fight for myself

This sounds to me like an issue with your lower lumbar discs or sacroiliac joints. You should make sure you have lots of water in you and an NSAID will help as well. Aleve probably the best option. OK.

you're kinda like hank in that episode of king of the hill where it's reveled that he has no ass and can't sit comfortably

mentioned

VEry
FaT
cat

I've tried up to 1600 mgs of ibuprofen before when it happened, no effect
only tylenol seems to work

Many a Taiwanese women don't shave their legs
I have to say it is indeed quite arousing

helLO

I have a better idea
Stop being FAT lol!!

>1600 mgs of ibuprofen
bitch do you hate your kidneys?

Aleve is the best NSAID for this type of inflammation. I think you have some rheumatic disorder and I think you should ask your doctor about it.

Discussing issues in Germany online you may notice something strange. Germans rarely say anything that isn't glowing praise of refugees and the EU, Why? Is is something in their national culture?

Of course not.

for fucks sake footkraut

A Swedish girl wants me to take her to EBR1.
Sounds like a fucking amazing one in a million nerdy first date but I don't find her physically attractive at all.

Truly, god has a terrible sense of humor.

i love being white

>Experimental Breeder Reactor I
>breeder

>EBR1
>idaho
be sure to show her the beautiful potato farms while you're at it

79312797
I'm not fat
go back to fucking your abbo gf instead of shitting up this thread
I don't take that much on a regular basis if that's what you're implying, hell I hardly take ibuprofen at all these days.
I've seen a doctor about it, they did a CT scan and an x-ray and could find nothing wrong
they sent me to a physical therapist for a month where they did some fancy massages on my lower back twice a week, and it didn't happen again for the duration, but the very first day after the last scheduled appointment it happened again

Don't worry everyone i'm here to save this thread

I Would but she's at work
Walking to chimei museum now

Yeah sounds like a rheumatic disorder

>Divine Crusader
>the term Crusader has etymological roots to the word "cross", referring to Christianity
>Christianity doesn't exist in the Elder Scrolls
Someone should have been fired for that.

It's really cool. Breeder reactors make more fuel than what they burn.

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wow, it's almost like sitting on your ass all day makes you have lower back problems
who knew

>implying he has a gf and is in taiwan
He's just a sad mutt in krautland

Fucking Carter stopped all development, that fucking bastard fuck face peanut farmer pathetic fucking fucker.

>swedish girl invited him to breed her reactor

I'll look into that and getting some aleve, thanks

Wait is footkraut in Taiwan?
Somebody teach me how to filter that entire county.

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No problem. Make sure that you get blood tests for all the rheumatic markers.

Dabbing Indonesians

You will be dabbing in hell footkraut.

Floridians get the FUCK out of my state. You're not welcome here

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This was one of the first /cum/ general pics

dad just walked in on me while i had a towel hanging off my massive boner

just puked buds

Canadians get the FUCK out of my state. You're not welcome here

have you ever heard the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise?

Love Americans unironically

CHALA
HEAD
CHALA

irl Americans are very friendly and nice to me but online they are quite hostile.

Unironically hate Canadians

i wonder if i were lost in north carolina and i looked really fragile. would they help me?

>realized the most gorgeous, popular girl in school had a secret crush on me, tried to ask me to a dance and I said no

what did i do in a past life to deserve this autist fate

me 5'11

vegeta is gonna kill this nigger

Americans love non-brown foreigners tbqh