Yeah, I'm thinking she's back

Yeah, I'm thinking she's back.

>Daily Fail

Wait, so she IS a muslim?

Good lord someone put her out of her misery. She's been JUST'd one too many times. It's just cruel now.

What's her name again?

can't wait till she starts teaching the quran to children!

bump

JUST

>are people talking about me yet????

yes

Why would Trump want to meet a literal who?

She's going to jihad herself while meeting Trump isnt she?

JUST

This timeline is pretty weird sometimes

I wonder what kinds of things she was learning, she is someone who needs good traditional values.

Even this crazy bitch couldn't handle Islam for more than like 2 weeks.

How much is Turkey paying her, again?

if feminists want islam they can all move to saudi arabia

Islam is pretty redpilled when it comes to traditional value and handling women. After spending time with muslims, She was cured of whatever degenracy she had before.

>This triggers trumpanzees

>wants to meet Trump
She's gonna use her EXPLOSIVE personality to culturally enrich him

i wish she got the regular Islam treatment like being ACID'd or something, but being a liberal elite she probably won't

i mean is she still part of the liberal elite anyway?

>President Trump! We've got terrible news! Lindsay Lohan disagrees with you!

nope, just cunts like you who trigger me

JESUS FUCK WHAT HAPPENED?

I'M NOT EVEN TALKING ABOUT ISLAM. I COULDN'T CARE LESS. WHATS WRONG WITH HER FACE?

yfw Lohan is now a sleeper agent assasin

Welcome to like five years ago. The true Lindsay is long dead. We'll never see her again, but we'll always have Mean Girls.

she already played an assassin dressed in restrictive religious garb once

This would be the greatest thing in the history of anything.

she would be the most popular muslim since mohammed if she did that. the whole world would rejoice and Sup Forumstards would never recover.

just look at the catalog. there are at least 5 threads right now of Sup Forumstards getting triggered by people having the audacity to make fun of their god emperor. they have thinner skins than fucking apples.

I hope Trump helps her by giving her American cock to make her great again.

It's Muhammad

She was never gone tho

Back from publicity right back into the jowls of a thinly veiled scapegoat

Jesus christ she looks terrible

She could at least wear a burka

>tfw when I met more than one muslim called Mohammed Mohammed

Cocaine bloat, alcohol bloat, lost of elasticity of facial muscles, no sleep.

Pretty much most western women

Shouldnt she be more worried that they might find her coke stash?

Most Muslims don't speak Arabic

>don't you dare draw a picture of mohammed
>but go ahead and name your kid mohammed mohammed
why is religion so retarded?

>be woman
>convert to a religion that lets your husband beat you

Eh, in hindsight, she should've done this years ago. Might've saved her from degeneracy.

Why isn't she wearing a burka though? Better yet, a niqab, so we don't have to see her face.

Everytime I see Lohan nowadays I just want to kill myself. How can you do this to yourself, ffs? Still hurts...

>don't you dare draw a picture of mohammed
That's not a universally held belief; it's only mentioned in a few hadith and even then most Shii muslims don't really give a shit,

>>convert to a religion that lets your husband beat you
Pretty much every religion says you can beat your wife though
I mean they just decriminalized it in Russia and those guys are not fans of Islam

She looks like a mother. Pretty sure she's like in her 40s or something. 30s to 40s perhaps.
>checked
>30 years old
JESUS

theres rumors shes an escort for super rich oil dudes in the ME

So does that make it acceptable? No. It shouldn't be acceptable to beat a weaker person.

Just because Russia legalises it doesn't mean Islam gets a free pass.

>mfw I'm 27 and entering my prime years
>mfw she's a 30 year old women and already she's left her prime years behind

>rumors
I think people would be surprised if she wasn't, user. All that coke doesn't pay for itself and she sure ain't making movies.

escorting in Dubai and the Emirates =/= studying Islam

What's this from?

>studying Islam
>why she wants to meet Trump

>convert to a religion that lets your husband beat you
It's not really that simple. Several hadith specifically forbid domestic violence; the Qu'ran flip-flops on the issue as well. Even the one verse from al-Nisa that's commonly cited has a dubious translation of ضرب, usually translated "strike" but also "dispense with"

From the few brain cells left from highschool, it was because Mohammad didn't want people to worship pictures of him instead of god. Fairly recently (50-100 years) has drawing him gone from something frowed upon to soemthing that'll get you killed.

>Leldsay Memean

Islam has a big problem with idolatry. Muhammad wasn't a big fan of jahiliyya pagans

I can't think of a single worse demographic than white Muslims.

I suspect the whole thing derives from judaism. Namely the commandment not to make graven images of gods. Modern christians are illiterate and pretend the passage somehow doesn't apply to their god and is merely about idolatry, but the text makes no such exception. Therefore technically you're not supposed to draw images of jesus in christianity.

So islam took that rule, applied it to mohammad, and unlike christianity, never gave it up.

doubt it, shes probably just looking for the father figure that she never had, something that will tell her what she cant do

Come to think of it, head veils would be a convenient way for celebrities to avoid paparazzi without standing out. (standing out as trying to hide your identity that is)

I wish this was my wife

Just convert my shit up

Finally Muhammad Ibn Al-Fleqi has an ally.

Study Islam? Really?

It's not like she's got anything better to do

How does Islam treat whores?

About as well as they treat fags, women and non-Muslims.

>Islam is pretty redpilled when it comes to traditional value and handling women.
Please kill yourself.

Manchurian Candidate 2.0 - Electric Boogaloo

gee guys, learn to cope, its only four years

>its only four years
The way the past week has gone I'll be genuinely surprised if it's four months.
Turns out you can't run a country like a corporation, who woulda thunk it? Oh right, him.

...

But who the fuck would pay for THAT?

Those films were a mistake.

curse you for allowing this timeline to be acknowledged by reality

Can't wall her out, she's a natural born citizen.

Whatever happened to Lindsay?

who?

...

*tips*

>studying Islam
I wonder why she only date rich hairy Arab men now?

Last Arab guy she dated was hairy and fat.

>convert to islam
>went to LONDON to feel more accepted

Is she crazy or is europe that far gone?

Easier sympathy/oppression points than being trans-black

The more she JUST, the more her face looks like JLaw...

Coincidence? YOU decide.

That's one way to make money when Hollywood no longer cares about you.

She tanned too much and went superdiva.

be a good muslim wear a burqa and stay at home you whore

No. That's extremists, not Good Muslims. Good Muslims get out of the shitholes that makes you wear burqas and go to free country... where extrmists go too to tell Good Muslims to put on a burqa.

Not even kidding. We can't escape the tards trying to tell us to cover our faces no matter how far we go. Are we that ugly?

>Good Muslims

dead ones ?

No, just the non-practicing ones.

So non-muslims?

Europe is more relaxed religiously compared to America.

So they don't mind being driven over with Trucks?

American's don't mind being shot. We all have our quirks.

>trying this hard to stay relevant

Who? Have you seen London? There are only muslims there well... maybe few celebrities + american tourists.

Lol srsly

You're more likely to get Polaked than Muslim'd in London m8

>yfw she converts Trump

Just because you don't practice your religion doesn't mean you're not still officially part of it, Christian Boi. No amount of fedora will make you an atheist if you don't change your religious affiliation legally.