Matches today:
/bundes/
Werder - Eyecastle 15:30
Stuttgart - Freecastle 18:00
2nd/bundes/
MSV Duisburg - 1.FC Union Berlin 13:30
1.FC Heidenheim - 1.FC Nürnberg 13:30
Dynamo Dresden - Eintracht Braunschweig 13:30
aut/bundes/
Wolfsberger AC - SK Sturm Graz 16:30
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1st for /cric/
2nd for /cric/
Sorry /cric/ fagots, this is DACHL.
*squish squash*
time for wontorra
watching bundesliga Pur rn
and then Dopa
Is this /bundes/?
You could have had this:
cdn.images.express.co.uk
Instead you chose this: tz.de
Watch Wonty. The pratrician choice
Obangayang Sonderurlaub
KEKKKKKKKKKKK
source?
Why does Didi Hamann hate VAR so much?
its a shit system
it's non-transparent and unsettles the refs
Why does /bundes/ talk in English to each other?
to keep bintpol Unterschichtler away
>Google Translate unterschichtler
>no results
Pls explain
I actually do speak a little German
unterschicht = underclass
geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd morning
wasn't here yesterday, so:
>shitmund
morning dumbers
I just wanted to say that Berlin is a wonderful city and noone here questions this fact. It contributes way more to the countries economy than any other capital to its homehland. So there is no reason for anyone to get triggered (again).
so you can join our fruitful discussion. also this
scum
>implying you aren't the ironic assi poster
So we keep 1 Ronny out and have 50 third world shit posters ruin our threads instead
Pls kill yourself you deluded cunt. Berlin is even worse than Vienna.
>Deutliche Kritik gab es auch von Sportchef Michael Zorc: „Ich bin sprachlos über die Leistung, insbesondere in der ersten Halbzeit. Wie wir in das Spiel gegangen sind, das war pomadig, selbstgefällig und über weite Strecken Alibifußball ohne die nötige Robustheit, ohne die nötige Zweikampfhärte. Wenn du so auftrittst, gewinnst du kein Spiel in der Bundesliga.“
Miss me yet Michi?
only on big matchdays
Am currently in Berlin, can confirm.
If I ever feel the need to fish for some (YOu)s I'm just going to make a pro "big city" post in /bundes/.
Zu früh für solche Köder, die Dorftrottels schlafen noch ihre Schlager- und Schützenfeste aus.
as a Schwabe studying Gender Studies (B.Sc.) specialised in Gender-Hyperfluidity at FU I can confirm this.
doesn't keep Sören away though
not all big cities are shit holes but Berlin sure is lamo
Why are capitols such shit?
Flag very much related
because yours is a meme city that serves no other purpose.
schwer zu sagen ob es nur am trainer liegt, schon seit langer zeit, mit wenigen ausnahmen, machen mir bvb spiele kein spaß mehr, der bvb ist und bleibt eine wundertüte.
>city
Not even
Try "crime ridden shithole where legalization is the only way to lower crime"
Have never been accosted by more homeless people than in D.C., it worse there than New York or even Atlanta
how was your Grüner Tee Abend with the lasses yesterday
what are lasses?
>wündertüte
Dead giveaway of a TM crosspost
...
see it doesn't work
>calling me /bintpol/
delet
What an interesting league
I wonder who will win the bundes this year
Buyern, Buyern or Buyern?
Unironically >Schalke
We're going to witness the memeist of all seasons with >schalke on the top spot at the end of the season.
[spöiler]It's going to be bayern[/sböiler]
be triggered somewhere else Sören
ayyylmsao
>Gender Studies (B.Sc.)
>B.Sc.
>Sc
nice try, Torben-Sören (Studienabbrecher Pädagogik auf Lehramt)
>t. yussuf poulsen
Why can I not find a replay of Orbans red card anywhere?
>calling someone else /bintpol/ while doing cliche /bintpol/ replys
We all know that shitposting is a fun thing to do, but we should all at least try to be somewhat original about it or else we're no better than some facebook/tm.de circlejerk.
thanks for reading
goodbye /bundes/. See you this evening. Or maybe not. What difference does it make.
pure """"""""coincidence""""""""""
Steamrolling the first few matches was a mistake. They played at 100%, thrashed everyone, and now think they can still win playing at 80%. The only ones trying in attack yesterday were Pulisic, who produced a few good chances, and has something to prove since his form hasn't been great recently, Guerreiro, who has something to prove since he's just come back from injury and doesn't have any kind of standing with Bosz yet and Kagawa who figures he could snag a starting spot if he plays well.
>implying they don't see themselves as scientists
and stay gone you Zeit-Abonnent.
>t. ronny-fiete (shareholder and consumer)
its ze lügenpresse
Zeit is unironically pure trash
Europapokal,
ihr spielt nie wieder im Europapokal!
Ihr spielt nie wieder im Europapokal!
Und nächstes Jahr seid ihr dabei,
in Liga zwei!
>ja, sach ma. det is keene rode
Rode spielt bei Dortmund, Saupreiß, deppada.
at least questionable
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I'm an MBA making 75k a year, owning 2 condominiums already and boning hot chicks one a weekly basis, you pointless retard. Go bust a nut to your pure anime waifus. Check this out, the money in my wallet atm, how many months you gotta work for that? I can tell you how often I can fuck a polish hooker who's financing her niemiecki studium for that moneymark, my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am making excellent excellent Rosmarin Bratkartoffeln with Speck which has never been seen before on this Earth, maggot. The meal that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can jerk you off in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in bragging on a Taiwenese claymation forum, but I have access to the entire stock of weed in Berlin and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
time for tooooooot toooooooot
For me, it's Hamburger Dinosaurs FC.
Vordach confirmed MOTM
Redpill me on the DFB-Pokal.
competition rigged to shove in another "German clasico"
it's fun
this is now a meme
SCHLUCHTENSCHEIBER
DÜNNAMOH
>needing VAR for that
BOGAFACE :DDDDDDDDDDDDD
Jokes on you. I got two MBAs making 150k per year.
...
based Rufer
Nouri getting sacked, you heard it here first
GREGERL
That was a foul.
prutby can be on first place if they beat Randers tomorrow
>bogaface
BROWNSILENCE
I literally shat my pants because of >Durchfall and missed most of the Werder match.
du dummer mongo
>t. Werder's defense
Apologize
Geeeeeerd morgeen
hello
it's time for the DFB-Pokal draw
get on with it ffs
at least it's not the Sportschau Club
FREIBURG RED CARD
>bayern home game
not even a shareholder
but this is ridiculous
>Bayern-Dortmund
RIGGED
Bayern vs Dortmund in the next round
LMAO
GIB HOME GAME
>not even a shareholder
sure