Imagine being Pablo in that picture and having to be all like "damn, Chloe Moretz, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your fridge body and horrific pudgy face. I would totally have sex with you." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old latina in Chloe's dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be that mexican kid and not only open that door while Chloe Grace Moretz flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the light of the sun revealing her nipple piercings and cameltoe, and just stand there, time after time, while she slowly slogs out of her car. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking vagina but her haughty attitude as everyone nearby tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, CHLOE GRACE MORETZ LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch her pudgy fucking michelin man face sit flaccid and dull on her disgusting fridge body. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of tight, brown latinas and later alleged cartel rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the slums in Mexico. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her unshapely asscrack as she leaves it open while wearing those improperly fit sweatpants, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there, open her car door, and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for 7 days a week in the previous months. And then she calls for another door to open, and you know you could kill every single person in this driveway before her security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're a fucking mexican kid. You're not going to lose your future chauffeur career over this. Just bear it. Cringe your face and bear it.
Imagine being Pablo in that picture and having to be all like "damn, Chloe Moretz, you fuckin' fine...
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God you can just tell her pussy is a mess
this picture always makes me laugh
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Wtf I'm #mentallyhill now
Face too small for giant head. Like a 6+. Fuck off.
She's such a fucking slob
That Little Mermaid movie with her is going to be a trainwreck
if this isnt copypasta nice job OP, do another!
the original pasta for all you newfriends
Is it the camera or does that guy really look like that?
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I got it straight from her instagram
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Lol at your bitterness. In real life you would kill to have her as your gf. She may not be supermodel hot but she's still hot af compared to normie girls
Wtf. She was way hotter as a preteen.
No pedo
Literally every hollywood whore looked the best when they were young.
Wait, isn't her ass pretty?
Did I miss someting?
Wtf I hate puberty now
#dumppuberty
puberty totally destroyed her piotr.
Stop stealing our memes and sharing them with the normies REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Any pics, Hans? I've seen her booty pics, they're nice. And on OP's pic she looks nice. Not sure what's wrong. Do you think she's ugly?
>hotter
She was never hot
God it must suck to peak at 15
>She was way hotter as a preteen.
This is true for all females
The fuck am I reading? lmao.
No.
>hot af
>her
Stop playin
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>She may not be supermodel hot but she's still hot af compared to normie girls
Maybe she's attractive compared to normie girls that are 25 yrs old + (they all get fat)
In any decently sized high school she would be considered totally average, a 6/10.
The only people who deny this are the pedos who started following her when she was like 12 years old.
Wtf are you talking about. She's disgusting. You realize she's only 19yrs old right?
Either I have a shit taste, or you just overreacting
EWW WTF I HATE KIDS NOW
yep, this one is good
post her ass pics kid
Come on dude, you'd hit that
Sorry but you have shit taste. I knew girls when I was that age that would eat fast food or pizza essentially every meal and still didn't have a body anywhere near that at 19. She just has shit genetics
Post the pasta where she says she has to "work hard for this body"
Never laughed so much in ages.
LOL
You realize that is when she was underage right?
The sun is in his face.
He's squinting at the brilliant glare of the sun.
Yes, that's it. The sun.
And? It's not like I am saying you should have sex with pic related.
She has the body of a 14 male wrestler
Good one, Pacquito
Now get back to stirring mortar for the wall
I like how you spinned this.
Her fundus is all puffy like a braloon animal
lol, good luck in jail. The fact is she peaked when she was like 15-16 which is utterly pathetic. Like I said she has shit genetics and is a raging feminist. I'll pass. Posting hot girl to save thread
Holy sheeit what wrong wit dat nigga eyes!!
>jail
>Ukraine
He probably does it on a daily basis and nobody gives it a second thought mate.
Jesus Christ...
She ballooned into a fat slob and then immediately became a feminist for some reason
kill it with fire, someone please
This is now a Hot girl thread.
Hillary's Merkel-Suits piss me off so bad. She wants to emulate Merkel in every way possible, including the refugees. Why would any woman think that is a good way to dress? She looks like an ugly Blue's Clues
forgot pic
YUCK. GROSS.
Just imagine touching their soft, supple skin as their big eyes look up at you in anticipation. EW. How could anybody even think of pulling the top off her and sticking your mouth on her hard nipples, flicking your tongue up and down, hearing her breathing getting heavier and her body grow warmer.
You're a fucking sick freak
holy shit
I legitimately hope you're arrested. Not for any other reason than your shitposting.
Leave our royal family alone!
REEEEEE!
terrible body proportion for a woman.
could she be a dude ?
Good fucking lord she IS a fridge.
wtf happened to her? she has cushing's syndrome?
Wtf...no waist line, huge shoulders, big frame. Is this a trap?
NO HIPS
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This.
Legit looks like a man in that photo. Her waist has the same proportions as Hank Hill and she embarassingly small mosquito bite tits.
dude come on this is shopped
That's one masculine body.
do you think that kid got fired for that one ?
Too many syllables, do it again.
Daily reminder that puberty is evil.
holy shit
You like dudes anyway
she got dat jewish fridge body
What is her name? I know who it is just can't remenber the name.
no.
>it's a Sup Forums crossposter receives a warm welcome thread
Got anymore of that?
Chloe Moretz is white
Just like a fridge
Chloe Moretz is cold inside
Just like a fridge
Chloe Moretz is a little square
Just like a fridge
Chloe Moretz is low on energy
Just like a fridge
Chloe Moretz is full of fatty foods
Just like a fridge
Chloe Moretz is replaceable
Just like a fridge
Chloe Moretz makes a humming noise
Just like a fridge
they had to sandwich cloe between the two ugliest people in the entire world and she still looks like shit
Top kek
Chloe Moretz has a circulatory system
Just like a fridge
>TFW ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT GIF WAS SOME EXTRACT OFF OF A RANDOM PORN
why does she always eat subway?
is she trying to summon pedo magic to turn her back into a loli?
>and just stand there, time after time, while she slowly slogs out of her car.
oh fuck
>you will never hold prime chloe on your arms
what does Subway has to do with pedos?
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because of our ol friend Fogle
search for "jared pedo"
Based Pablo is my favorite Memexican . I hope some day he knows he's internet famous and gets a chuckle out of it
Of course it's copypasta. I think the original was about Arnold Schwarzenegger having to sit and watch Jamie Lee Curtis dance in her ill-fitting underwear.
>Literally every woman looked the best when they were young.
Fix'd
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
chloe moretz is a mess. chloe moretz is a big fat mistake
BOY-BODIED PERSON
>it's a "Chloe doesn't have a 10/10 body" post
HOLY SHIT SHE MIGHT ACTUALLY BE A MAN
youtube.com
seriously, pic related and video if interested
her ring fingers are bigger than her index. this is almost exclusive a masculine trait
Does she have nice feet?
I think OP is off their meds.
Maisie looks meh now.
Salsa is also not good looking now.
she was so perfect in 2010 ;_;
>19yrs old right?
dont they have like personal trainers and professionally made cuisine ?
I think she might be ill or smth.