For Frodo

For Frodo

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=8Tgi-j56ueU
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

>running headfirst into a giant army
>survives

>entire army: "who da fuck is Frodo?"

For Hackson

>the army of orcs didn't just shoot a volly of arrows into him

He said it in a low enough tone for only his friends to hear.

>we dynasty warriors now

Helms Deep was the best army battle for sure
>inb4 some teenager turbopleb thinks the "DEATHHH" scene was good btw, kys

I have only a few real complaints about these films but one is the way the earth collapses in a perfect half circle killing only the bad guy army after this battle. It wasn't even necessary, they were already running away.

MUSOU MODE

They were good friends.

>Elves know that Aragorn can command unstoppable undead army
>Don't bother to tell him until thousands of innocent people are slaughtered in battle
The elves really do a shit job in these films when you think about it. Also didn't they have like 3000 years to prepare for Sauron's return? Maybe invent gunpowder or something instead of playing harps all day.

>Maybe invent gunpowder or something
tolkien was hardcore anti-technology

The elves just don't give a shit

>Aragorn and Gandalf think Frodo is dead at this point.
>Still attack anyway knowing Sauron with the Ring is unbeatable.
>Needlessly kill thousands of men with families "For Frodo"

why is Aragorn such a dick?

>Orcs
>families

What are those two giant pillars? Why weren't they in the movie?

but they were

btfo

They told him earlier in the book.

implying it wasn't the highlight of the trilogy

pleb

why couldn't he convince them to rush mordor as well, it's not like it's any great effort for them

I always get choked up with this scene.

...

>Still attack anyway knowing Sauron with the Ring is unbeatable.
Movies women will never uunderstad?

> you bow to no one

Literally just googled it and got a picture from it and that was enough for me.

Right along side theodan's speech for worst "epic" moment ever

Because that would be stupid

>implying it's not the greatest battle scene ever filmed

lord of the rings is fucking gay

twin towers

>Anything Theoden
>Bad/Worst

Lord of the Rings is a perfect example of a decent series ruined by cringy fans

Who am I, Gamling?

the oath they took forced them to take part in one battle alongside Isildurs Heir, their debt was payed after Minas Tirith and they went away to finally get peace

>The Oden King
What?

Someone please post an actual bluray screenshot of this shot because I don't remember this looking so atrocious

no

One of the many retarded moments from rotk that make it a 5/10 at best. What the fuck happened?

woman detected

>cant read

wow didn't realize rotk looks like capeshit lmao

LOOKS LIKE PLEB OPINION'S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

>last of the Numenor Kings
>wielding enchanted sword

+50 battle modifier

>movie Aragorn was the typical nice guy from action movies
>book Aragorn was kinda fascist and a douche

Why are there always critics and cynics in these threads. Can't we just enjoy these movies in peace without you faggot fucking 16 year old contrarians ruining everything.

>book Aragorn was kinda fascist and a douche
He was a king. He knew he was a king. And he acted like a king would. He wasn't a douche or a fascist.

But yeah, book version is much more nuanced. Aragorn is not shy as fuck there.

wasn't book legolas also a huge condescending asshole

Not really.

No

The DEATH scene is absolutely amazing but Helm's Deep was better as an overall battle sequence.

>Can't we just circlejerk to oblivion these movies in peace

ftfy

They keep trying to find logical faults in a movie and keep getting shot down. You'll notice that the stretches they make to make something seem stupid just go stretch more and more.

Someone post legolas webms

Yeah, basically. I like this series and I don't want edgy teens ruining them. Without LOTR threads, this board is worthless.

...

2

who actually gave this a thumbs up?

...

...

>American can't handle the banter.jpeg

just kill me...

They just wanted to die on their feet rather than with Sauron's cock in their throats. You French?

This should do it

fucking magnets how do they work

why did they push each other from behind instead of walking behind the orc and chopping his legs off?

PG-13

>a studio greenlighted this
what the FUCK

Was it autism?

Not until he started singing during the coronation.

extended edition is rated R actually

>fighting orcs
That's easy right?

what is the ''DEATHHH'' scene?

>Mary Sue Elves show up and ruin the entire point of Helms Deep
Fuck you and fuck Hackson

>the wood elves marched like 250 miles in full armor carrying weapons and shitton of arrows
>they marched even longer if they didn't go straight through fangorn
>they left for helm's deep even before edoras was emptied (or before the news could have reached anyone except saruman's spies and crows)
>after this long exhausting march they fight through the whole night

all the elves died though, they all died before dawn

I always thought that if Sauron got the Ring some earthquake would go off or he got a body again or something. But since he kept being a fucking eye Aragorn had a base not to believe that Sauron laid his hand on the Ring.

It's a shame too, he much desired to speak with Gandalf

Why was he fat?

too much elvish waybread

Lembas bread diet

I'm British

ROTK has scene just as dumb when Lego kills Manfred.

Share the load

Does Sharia even allow watching these movies?

Or the shield surfing in Two Towers, movie Legolas was always garbage

>60%

touché

>Second movie called "The Two Towers"
>they're not even prominently featured or explained

George rr Martin is a hack

Why didn't they just use guns? Is it because they're in the UK?

This can't be real. This is worse than the shadow step rock thing

Fuck Frodo

jesus fuck these were terrible movies. why do people think they're "legendary"?

who am i gambling?

commie detected

Managing two towers is hard. This was maybe my answer to Tolkien, whom, as much as I admire him, I do quibble with. Lord of the Rings had a very medieval philosophy: that if the Orc was a good Orc, the towers would prosper. We look at real history and it’s not that simple. Tolkien can say that Gorbag became manager of the two towers of the Black Gate and offered excellent post-work pensions to the trolls that opened the gates, and he was smart and a great people person. But Tolkien doesn’t ask the question: What was Gorbag's poll policy? Did he charge all entering armies a flat rate, or was their an increased charge for mumakil? What did he do in times of flood and famine? And what about all these Uruk Hai? By the end of the Battle of Helms Deep, Saruman is gone but all of the Uruk Hai aren’t gone – they’re in the mountains. Did Gorbag pursue a policy of asylum and offer them all housing benefits and free education? Even the big Uruks who clearly aren't children but say they are anyway? cradles?

youtube.com/watch?v=8Tgi-j56ueU

This guy is such a nigger.

test