YOU MANIACS

YOU MANIACS

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Is this the power of meme magic?

learn to use the catalog pls

WHAT THE FUCK

mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/cinema-bans-single-men-new-9795422

>"It's on an 18 cert and I must stress that single men or married men on their own, any unaccompanied males will not be allowed in."

My fucking sides.

Crab legs fucking WHEN?

Cheap promotion. Single men don't go to watch this shit anyway, so might as well give the movie some hype for it

Penis Inspection Day is now on notice

Viral advertising BS due to woman being stupid.
Same as the plastic, pussy juice seat covers for the original movie.

penis inspection when?

No problem. I'd rather stay home and watch Kink or Insex kino.

When memes become reality.

QUESTION does my falcon count as a date

This only applies to white males btw, the place is turned into an interracial breeding ground after the movie.

The female race are the easiest demographic to market shit at. Sheep like conforming mentality and running on pure emotion.

waterfordwhispersnews.com/2015/02/03/cinemas-to-install-plastic-seat-covers-ahead-of-50-shades-of-grey-release/

Wouldn't be a bad way to pick up a woman.

Highly illegal and I hope they get sued to oblivion.

If I bring a full body pillow with me does it count as a second person?

hahaahhahaahah

Crab cock?

...

Shut up fag

>ywn be raped by a group of qt hormonal women after watching Fifty Shades

Can i go with my wife's son ?

TOO MUCH ASS

>someone took the time to type this up

...

Guess I know where to rub one out tonight.

My date and I will be fine

Identify as a woman for the day.

kek

it's for their own safety

What if I have a feminine penis?

This is a WARNING to all Sup Forums FRIENDS.

Do NOT. I repeat do NOT go and see the movie 'Fifty Shades Darker' by yourselves. Women at the screening will be in FULL ovulation and sexual arousal.

You CAN and WILL be raped viciously by scores of sex crazed and ferocious WOMEN.

DO NOT GO TO FIFTY SHADES DARKER

can confirm

I have syphilis now

>Highly illegal
Doubt it, a cinema here has something similar except they call it Burgers & Beer (which they serve during the screening) and don't allow women in.

>among the males students of Years 10 and 11
>children with STDs

This is indicative of a much worse problem

Do you honestly believe this is illegal?

Not sure if bait or just murrican

If murrican, we have 'years' in school instead of grades. You'd be 16-17 in year 11

THE MEMES ARE TOO STRONG

16 year old MALES have always been having sexual relations, you're an outlier not just nowadays but throughout history.

>"Sure it could lead to all sorts of temptation with women's hormones flying all over the place, while watching the film.

>"It might be better to keep the men outside the door until we see if women can control themselves," he laughed.

I thought this discriminated against men. But it actually infantilizes women.

wow xcuse me i actually identify as a woman plz step aside cis scum

Can you imagine the shitstorm if it were a vagina inspector?

I see

Worked in a theatre during the last fifty shades, had to throw out no less than three lone dudes for jerking off in the theatre, so I can see where they're coming from.

This post gave me a huge nostalgia boner man. I saw this post exactly as it is like 6-7 years ago.

Thank god somethings never change.

>qt

HAHAHAHAHA. Enjoy your smelly and fat 40+ grannies you fag

It's socially acceptable for men to lose control of their penises.

SOON

Are private entities allowed to discriminate based on gender?

"The 'tongue in cheek' message was recorded on the phone listings for the Diamond Cinema in Navan, Ireland."

You guys overreact all the time. It's a joke you nonces

/men's tumbler/

so this...is the power...of meme magic...impressive...

>that deleted scene when Nurse Ratchet performs the monthly Penis inspection

this

Sticky when?

Senpai, I think he confused "year 10 or 11" students for "10 or 11 years OLD" students. Like, actual children with STDs. That was alarming him.

>men have to be removed from the cinema so middle aged sluts don't start sucking their cocks during the screening
women are a meme

BANS?

You fucking retards. This is to encourage autistic fucktards like (you) to ask a girl out on a date and finally lose your virginity.

But what do you take from this?
>women are stupid
>no one wants to see this shit anyway

Thank fucking god you guys will NEVER reproduce. The gene pool is better off if your bloodline stops at you.

Never heard of "ladies night"?

Yes but if something like that was actually taken to court would it stand?

Absolutely if it's the males being discriminated

Would they let me in if I shaved my beard and put a wig on? I already have man-breasts

I legitimately thought Dornan was great in Jadotville and I'm not a homo.

the seats are already sticky m8

Only homos watch that movie.

are they worried that a single male is likely to go to see this movie and jerk off (less likely if you're with a group of friends or on a date I assume)
OR
are they worried that women will be so turned on that they will rape a single man by himself

WTF I love this cinema now

That's why they have the penis inspection line.

My sister told me about some fat nerd with a neckbeard that showed up to the first one wearing a cheap illfitting suit. He just stood around waiting for someone to talk to him afterward.

Honestly, that kind of thirsty loser deserves to be banned.

kek. cinema falcons when?

That sounds fucking rad.

Holy kek

>NO SINGLES POLICY STATUS: IN EFFECT

>try to dress well because normies make fun of people with unfashionable clothes
>watch nearly every movie that comes out because kínoćinematographic critique is your hobby and you sometimes watch famous or popular movies that aren't aimed at your demographic
>go see a movie alone because none of your nerd friends will want to see this one
>this movie is based on a bestselling book, so it is intellectual or something, right?
>turns out to be a kinky movie aimed at women
>have to stand around waiting for mom to pick you up afterwards
>everyone thinks you are deluded and creepy and waiting for a woman turned on by the movie to ask you on a date or something
>tfw

>reaching this hard

The first movie I dropped my pants and pointed my erect penis directly upwards and I fucked 5 women without having to even move. One of them was even queuing up and hopped on as soon as the last woman got off. Go watch fifty shades if you can it's the easiest way to get laid ever.

>'BANS'

>youtube.com/watch?v=RyicTMMkxP8

Meme magic is actually real isn't it...

Fuck.. I mean I want crabs legs in the future, but not 3D biometric body scanners and popcorn mines

>single man
>going to the cinema to watch fifty shades darker

This ban affects no one

You guys are kinda suckers for this easy viral marketing aren't ya?

What are we doing to the world?

Yeah, it's not like anons are just playing along posting memes or anything haha. They 100% believe this is a sexist antimen ban and lawyers should be contacted. yup.

this is outrageous. next they will be banning straight white cis men from watching porn about gay trans swapping poz cum and fisting each other.

>unironically using PUA terms
kill self.

at least tell me they are selling falcon beaks and crab legs

How is it reaching? Haven't you ever watched a movie just so you are more knowledgable and can review it and discuss it?

It is like any other hobby like carpentry, you have to do the groundwork if you want to do it properly and make something of it.

Waterford Wisper you fucking mong

I... I thought it was just a meme....

Is there actually anything wrong with crab being served at theaters?

>'Bans'
>'''''''''''Bans''''''''
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its just shitty clickbait you autist

was this post sponsored by autism?

So I can go to the gun store, the liquor store and in some states the weed store but I can't go see a soft core sex movie?

The smell might be a little rough for some people

SINGLE MEN GETTING BTFO

NO ONE WANTS YOU IN SOCIETY

GO KILL URSELF IF YOU DON'T HAVE A GF AND ARE ABOVE 20

YOU ARE TAINTING PRESTIGIOUS BRANDS WITH YOUR THIRSTY AND AWKWARD BEHAVIOUR

You posted it
You commented on it
Now more people are talking about their movie
People who weren't aware of its release are now aware
That's all they care about.

Crab doesn't smell