OFFICIAL EVERTON v LEICESTER CITY MATCH THREAD

Two new eras properly begin for the Toffees and Foxes as they begin PL life without Ronald Koeman and Craig Shakespeare respectively. David Unsworth is still in the audition stage for the top job at Goodison Park, while ex-Southampton manager Claude Puel has been given the reins at the King Power.

Kick-off at 4:00pm GMT.

Neverton: Pickford; Kenny, Williams, Jagielka (c), Baines; Gueye, Davies; Lennon, Rooney, Mirallas; Calvert-Lewin.
>Subs: Robles, Schneiderlin, Sigurdsson, Niasse, Holgate, Lookman, Baningime.

Memester City: Schmeichel; Simpson, Maguire, Morgan (c), Fuchs; Ndidi, Iborra, Chilwell; Gray, Mahrez, Vardy.
>Subs: Hamer, Dragovic, King, Albrighton, Iheanacho, Slimani, Okazaki.

>"""""Super Sunday"""""

interesting lineup for leicester, presumably chilwell will be playing on the left with either mahrez or gray behind vardy?

Where will Ronny Koomy go to jow?

>pls return to Benfica
Also:
>Slimani not Starting
LMAO

Whoops, I got the teams the wrong way round.

>dropping your £40m signing

>still not playing ian nacho

Nest Sunday doe

reminder after that week is the international break

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>Japs dropped
This is not okay

Vardy vs Rooney

Legendary match desu

had a good game against leeds in the cup midweek, but he's been really poor otherwise

i'm sure he'll be starting sooner or later if he continues to improve

>another international break
REEEEEEEEEE! STOP THAT SHIT! IT ONLY DESTROYS PORTO'S STABILITY! ALL OUR PLAYERS, SPECIALLY CORONA, RETURN TIRED AND START UNDERPERFOMING THE GAMES AFTER!!!!

the playoffs will at least be mildly interesting, as will england's attempt to play a back three against vastly superior opponents

it's a 0-0 boys, don't bother

meant for

>international break

We literally just had one. Fuck FIFA.

>jagielka and williams centre back pairing
hmmmmmm

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everton's good again la

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Slimani has been a bit of a flop mate

unsworth out
go leicester

no martina, no vlasic, no klassen, no keane, no gylfi, no sandro

unsworth saying recruitment was the only problem

>Leicester playing at home
>List Everton first
Also, what formation are Leicester meant to be playing with two left backs?

How the fuck is Pooney playing CAM over Siggy? The latter is literally a top 5 true 10 in the Prem, while the former is an alcoholic

Why does Leicester have a giant Japanese flag made out of the seats in one corner of the King Power?

I thought it was Everton-Leicester for some bizarre reason.

i'm going to guess that chilwell is playing left mid

either that or it's a back 3, but i can't see simpson playing as a wing back

>that everton line-up
Where is the Lukaku money gone to?

TV lineup says Chilwell is LM

It seems to be a matter of pride for Everton, refusing to admit that Man United pulled their pants down and rogered them vigorously by dumping rppney on them, so now they act like they wanted it to happen.

Good

Hope Adrien is successful, though, because of the national team, although he can always become expendable

Rooney's still good la

Seriously tho is how many #10s are better than Siggy in the PL? Eriksen, KDB, D. Silva, and Ozil are better, but after that, anyone else?

>this entire line up

Jesus Christ, the PL has gotten so much better with some teams and with others its complete trash

wait how is the southampton manager in this game too?

>everton way

It is called hoof ball

>Poverton

that lineup is embarrassing

That Everton team looks pretty shocking given the money they have pissed up the wall this summer.

Between Leicester refusing to play anyone signed in the last 1.5 years and Neverton realizing their signings are shit, how much did the two sides reserves and subs costs?

[decays internally]

>spend 150m on 8 players
>only use 2 of the players

they did a spurs

S U P E R
U
P
E
R

ask steve walsh

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>10s
He is more of a distributor of the ball, not a showy role. You can compare him to Fernandinho and Henderson.

Would love it if something terrible happened to Leicester fans

How the fuck is Okazaki not starting every game yet?

this is the first time he hasn't in a while
bit mean

do bongs do anything for halloween?

yeah, treat it as one night as it should be. not some month long shitfest

get drunk like every weekend but in costumes

Vardys having a party

cried

take drugs and mastubate

RIP england Army

consider buying a pumpkin then realizing they'll go mouldy so dont and then

Wen i see horn and songs i cannt help but crry on it

CMON EVERTON!!!!!!!

Turn the lights off, lock the door, go upstairs and swear at the children outside quietly enough so they can't hear you're there.

>Everton could realistically win the league

Hiw can enyone sey everyon arent gonna be champoins of england its so redicoulos

Everton look more balanced already

Need to get rid of that mutt up top though and get a proper striker

>Angry Birds

absolutely disgusting

>79320263
>79320301
>79320358

>this utter rubbish gimmick

Leicester's got this, Everton are phoning it in they haven't even changed out of their pyjamas c'mon

Defend that better god

Wayneo will win us this the game tho

>my (You)s are precious and I'll be damned if I'm wasting any on a two-bit troll

Why does he wear the mask?

Why does he wear the mask?

>2 young englishmen
Both produced by the mighty Blades

yeah, recharge energy by feeding

kek rekt

any other lads got a thoroughly unimpressive penis

Dad wants his tea ill be backaftar i go to lidls but everton will be wonning the game so dont worry LOL

Scared, potato nigger?

>Female linesman

mine is thick and bulbous but average in length and kinks to the left slightly

wtf I love Claude Puel now

Never told anyone, but I get triggered really hard by counterattacks that are ruined by a shitty final cross

mine's almost arrow straight with a slight upwards curve at the end
it's fine it's just, you know, not very impressive. average
got big ol bollocks though

>Angry bird

would you smash it?

17cm long with unimpressive girth

i always thought chai tea was named after the chainese anyone else get bumboozled by this?

alri ET's finger

chai is the chinese word for tea. chai tea is 'tea tea'. just say chai

I like chai tea because it tastes like cinnamon
I like cinnamon
and breasts

rooney has been utter gash
feels like he loses possession almost every time

>tiny scratch on head

STOP EVERYTHING

Wtf, did they just put vaseline on his head?
>tfw ywn get to rub vaseline in to Mahrez ( ._.)

Gana finally biting back in retaliation for Suarez

so the majority of counter-attacks?

>hungry
>nowt in fridge
>supermarket shut before i can get there without missing the match
Is 3 takeaways in 3 days acceptable?

Serious question

he had a tiny scratch on his head, could have killed him

Literally flawless goal

Wow, Poverton HUMILIATED

CHAT

Clappers