Gotta go watch this for my old lady. What am I in for?

Gotta go watch this for my old lady. What am I in for?

I took my mom to it last night

Suprisingly comfy

Try to find women masturbating

>mfw when I see the face of the psychopathic murderer from the The Fall on the side of a bus advertising the new 50 Shades film

Main actors hate each other.

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Had some amazing sex with my date after the last one.

Is this one the same?

I took my Mom and half way through I noticed her panting a strange amount. I peered over to see her masturbating.

I guess the movie really is mum porn.

Do your moms sit next to you while you're fapping to Brazzers and BLACKED?

Sure

>his mom doesn't help him masturbate
lol what a faggot

my wife's son and his gf enjoyed it, but it made me feel inadequate

Old lady? are we in sons of anarchy?

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Yeah I had great sex with the gf afterwards too.

Okay so the movie is shit, but it's shitty in a way that you can laugh at how bad it is. The sex secenes are hot and well made, and the ridiculousness, cheesiness, and the music in them made me crack up.

For a movie about a relationship, they do pretty much nothing to show a real relationship. Stuff just happens to move the plot along and they're all "we love each other so much!", but the audience doesn't really know why. They just have hot sex and he buys her shit, takes her places, and lets her play with his fancy, expensive toys. Alot like the first movie. They keep saying how she's special and "not like his other girls", but there's nothing in the movie to indicate that. She's just a pretty, mildly intelligent ho who lets a guy slap her around a little in bed and lets him spend money on her because he's rich and hot. That's it. My gf told me there's more in the book to give them a single ounce of characterization and make them real people, but it sure as hell wasn't in the movie. Sure, she's like "ooh Christian, you don't need to spend all this money on me and give me all these gifts... oh okay fine lol." And "ooh Christian, don't do all this fucked up S&M shit to me... oh okay fine lol".

The moral of the story is that you can get a rich, hot guy to fuck you and buy you shit if you let him do whatever he wants in bed and are mildly attractive.

Decent acting from Anastasia and extremely shitty acting from Christian Grey.

Don't expect the main characters to act like human beings. Stuff just happens to them.

>Star in what's essentially a softcore porn movie
>Neither actor shows their pussy or dick once in camera,
>every sex scene shot of them happens to have their sex organs blocked from view perfectly

Fuuuuuuck yoooouuuu

I went for a screening alone, wanting to score with some hot lonely woman. Unfortunately the theater was filled with other horny men. Still got a handjob.

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underwhelming nudity

pop out to take a piss and just flirt with the qt cinema employees while your wife gets moist over that shit

a good way to make sure these movies never get made and viewed by their intended audience is to imply the theater is going to be filled with male rapists.

There's a decent chance I'm in the movie since parts were filmed near my work and I walked through the "by being here you're consenting to having your image appear in the movie" area.

Do you think they'll enforce the singles policy for this one?

Going to this movie with my gf and being around of theatre of horny young women reminded me that almost all women are WAAAAAAYYYY more submissive than they let on. They all just want some hot guy to throw them around, smack their ass as hard as he can, and order them around.

They don't want you to be an asshole, just VERY dominant with them. They want you to run the show.

mmm crishtin