Slags: A national pastime edition
/brit/
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>The gays are norm--
love slags me
how on earth does this jew not get banned
As expected the party was insane as shit. Filled with degenerate normies drinking, doings drugs, smoking and doing the various other degenerate shit that they always do. There were plenty of sluts, but they were too busy twerking their asses at Tyrone and Jamal and getting high -- it was disgusting. Me being the Blackpilled incel that I am, just kept looking the freak show, noticing how crippled our society has become. Obviously no one engaged or wanted to engage with a conversation with me; as usual.
Anyway, I went to the counter to get a drink and this Tyrone and his slut was few feet besides me making out hard. The sluts ass was faced at my direction so I decided to touch a feel of that ass. I don't know why I did it, maybe because I was too sexually frustrated, but I groped her ass.
>imagine buying second hand electrical equipment
>second hand goods that are engineered to start failing after a few years
>imagine paying good money for something that is designed to start falling apart, likely the reason the first owner got rid of it in the first place
its a thinkpad you mug
theyre designed to last for millenia
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I think you know the answer to this
ree drag queens reee
do americans really think more than a tiny sliver of people live in country homes
Oi mate please refrain from your jewery in my thread pls. Don't want to have to rearrange your organs.
POST KAREN!
It's just a regular queer mate.
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alri lads, rate my form
i.4cdn.org
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Caught two Fly's fucking in my bathroom. Even the worst species on the planet have more sex than me. IT'S OVER.
youtube.com
THE most relaxing and perfect CHOON ever conceived by man
you're also the most pathetic person on /brit/
let that sink in
will crush this jew's jaw into a fine paste
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Looooool
alri lads, any new gimmicks?
grim
Is nobody gonna mention how the the new threads were both posted on the same second.
babz
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slagposting seems to be making a comeback
That girl is faker than my imaginary girlfriend
slebs ting
i snorted half a gram of cocaine in one line in my car yesterday and got so fucking buzzing i suddenly had an overwhelming urgre to wank so i pulled over on a quiet road, locked myself in the boot and wanked for 30 minutes sweating like a bastard. my chest still hurts. think i might have a heart attck one day
fuck off nigger
You don't like a classic british slag?
bender
this image makes me uneasy
Even grannies only go for Chad now
It's over for sub-8 males
>ego lifting and locking your knees
cunt FULLY deserved it
>He buys electical equipment brand new.
>He doesn't get his smartphones by buying a 1-3 year old flagship model that some businessman or rich kid bought for £600 6 months ago before getting bored and wanting the new iphone.
Get all my phones this way, last years flagship for £100-200
Black women should only be allowed to wear brown lipstick
Gay twta
bought a used 5s for 90 quid last year because I wasn't a fan of my 6s, thrown it at least 20 times, stamped on it as much, dropped a chair on it and dropped it god knows how many times and it still works
interesting
CANT KEEP MY DICK IN MY PANTS
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black people shouldnt be allowed to straighten their hair
I gave my arse to Jesus
wew
Can see her knickers
SHUT IT DOWN
Just had a fantastic long wank lads
Never ever buy refurbished electronics
Its cultural appropriation when they do
no different from a white person having dreadlocks
did a drink drive again last night after being scammed by a Nigerian earlier in the week. Really a brainlet desu
is getting a new phone every year really a necessity
cultural appropriation
do you think this choon: youtu.be
would go with pic related for a YGYL webm?
>he's really a nig nog
bought a refurbished monitor 5 years ago, still using it now
youtube.com
my favourite
currently on an airplane
t. man who time travelled from the year 2009 to today
theyre honestly pretty good nowadays
doesn't matter. stamping out racism is more important.
quite a fan of black women who look like Stacey dash
so not that black at all really but still
Hope it crashes x
where you going
I know many Africans and we are utterly fucking embarrassed and ashamed at our racial counterparts in the US.
We hate that our children often adopt the US Black culture instead of their parent's African culture and personal family culture of hard work that got them over here in the first place for most African groups other than like Somalis and shit.
Especially my Nigerian and Ethiopian and Ghanaian friends, they are fucking utterly embarrassed.
*raises eyebrows*
Local newspaper is so shit despite there being multiple stabbings everyday
lefties who complain about cultural appropriation are so clearly racist its hilarious
OH NO you can only do this activity and wear these clothes if you come from such and such a place
they are basically advocating for the reintroduction of segregation
have a word
just answer the fucking question
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me right now
Denver
post fucking machines
>Albino Ethiopian
makes you thinkaroo
does he dope?
y/n
not really, I already knew ethiopians were black caucasoids
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i'm not that one, i'm dominican
yes
some mongs freaked out over a Japanese themed birthday party for a little girl (none of the people moaning were Japanese) and an actual Japanese person went off on them haha
me on my way to work
Whats your favourite Civil war battle lads? Mines Fredricksburg. It shows how dumb Yanks are since they'll charge into musketfire one by one
>dominican
not fooling anybody haitiANO
put a piece of black tape over the camera on my new laptop and now I feel like a secret agent
got 3/7. im definitely fucked.
>ZOMG KILLING HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS IF NOT MILLIONS OF INNOCENT PEOPLE LIVING IN A TOTALITARIAN COUNTRY THEY HAVE NO CONTROL OVER IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA BECAUSE OF ONE OF THEIR GOVERNMENTS LATEST ABSOLUTELY EMPTY THREATS THEY'VE MADE FOR YEARS IS TOTALLY GOING TO HAPP[EN!!!!!!!!!11!11
well you best start posting fucking machines then
of course
I have no college plans and I've been absolutely fine desu
i don't have nappy hair and ashy dark skin and i don't speak french
None of these are problems for men if you're good-looking.
And if you're not good-looking then solving those problems will not help you in the slightest
wish I was in a global war
post fucking machines
your country is full of retards and working class chavs
we value education here!
yes, as did paula radcliffe and seb coe
absolutely hate small children
Yes
His manager or something got caught doping
There was some dodgy shit backstage