Sup Forums RISK (Actually fast)

Okay Sup Forums let's play some risk I got 2 monitors up and some free time.

I'm cutting bonus down to 5 instead of 10.

Start at 4-5 players

Ethnostate of Hyde
Gray
TN

I change it to West Virginia

Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei
Red
texas

Green
Providence, Rhode Island
Cthulhu's Legion

Kingdom of Prussia
Cyan
Idaho

New new York Florida any color

Name?

Guidoz
NJ
Any colour

...

map looks unfair
bigger states must have bigger bonuces

Nah
bigger territory=less territory in state

Desu Land
Missouri
Any color

Okay guys game start at 5:35 Eastern

just enough time to wank to some hijab porn

just look at arizona and texas

and if it's still empty i would like to start at new mexico

Noice

Woah I can name on map just 10 states

>Kek

better pull up a google map

I just noticed zhe link.

>Kek

Vell, are jou going to play, Vest?

Litterally Twinfag was?

Ja, I forgot zhe information, mein apologies brother.

Orange
Nevada
West Germany

cascadia
Californis
any clr

Sorry guys.

I just went through like 10 drawing apps and non of them actually work.

use gimp

Have you tried GIMP?

Microsoft paint

péint

Zhis. Have jou tried it?

thx my dudes.

Anyone Wanna Host on Europe map??

im going to kill myself if you dont do this op. im serious, and my blood will be on your hands.

This bread is dead

he's working on it! dont say that

Zadly...It appears to be that way.

Nein, my brother! Just vait; he'll be here soon!

Very vell, I vill vait.

...

Well, fellas...

I think we just got trolled

What about you?

I vant to believe he'll come back, but even I have to admit zhat he is taking too long, even for Risk standards.

Pozzibly, ve may need to break out ze sturmgehwers again Brother.

Flag of Canada

I just learn how thois whole app works
>fucking layers

if you were a girl you'd be that really cute one that texts first with enthusiasm, then never replies to your reply

Ja! Jou know it, brother! If zhis game starts at all...
Ah, I see now! Take all zhe time you need (but not TOO long)!
Mein Gott! Vhat zhe hell is that flag?

Just open up the image and do not open any other layers.

It took jou zis long to figure out ze layers..?

i think he's talking about the text

Flag of the Earth 2051, made by President Schlomo Goldstein

Vell, ask him to take a page from John Key and make a flag referendum. Zhat flag is hideous, and mine is a bird for Gott's sake!

All territory filled out
Adding names

He didnt like my idea

Zis flag is pretty good, zhough I think it could be used for more zan Marine duties

Needs a leaf

Ja, zat IS a pretty cool flag. Not as awesome as ZHIS one, though!

Nein.

Agreed.

ROUND ONE
ALL HERE
please change name to corrispond w/ nation.

Come here for Hunger Games, also OP it's not that fucking hard to use MS Paint.

Holy Mission of the Knight's Templar
Any
Louisiana

Oh zhank Gott.

Fill WV
Spill Ohio

Alliance senpai?

Cascadia fills California

Ah, it's beautiful!
Fill Idaho!

lol

Ve must secure zhe borders of Nevada.

Also, vould you like an Alliance, brother?

But of couse, mein brother! It vould be foolish not to!

I havbeto go

Zhen it is done. Zhe Germanies shall rule!

DEUS VULT VIVA LA FRANCE

Varewell Canadia

Alliance? Holy Alliance of Free Aryans?

Auf Wiedersehen, my friend!

HERETIC! REMEMBER ZHE VERSAILLES!

ROUND TWO
Lots of people left ;-;

Nevada
Dark red
Legion

FILL HER UP!
Spill Ohio

FILL FRANCE

Fill Idaho!

Of course.
SACREBLEU I SPIT ON YEEEEU!

I know your pain, mein friend. But ve must expand. I vill secure the remainder of Nevada and move out into norzern California.

Zorry friend, I have already claimed Nevada.

Don't speak like that to mein brother!

Baguette, yeu filthy fucking Prujian.

Excuse you, you French pig! I saved your ass during the Middle Ages, and zhis is how jou repay me?!

1799-1815 AND 1914-1933 VORST YEARS OF MEIN LIFE YOU BAGUETTE FUCKING SCHIESSE BAG!

Yes, yeu did ziss only to be fuck by Miuslim scum.

Somewhere else?

EXCUSE ME?! AT LEAST I DIDN'T SURRENDER WHEN I WAS INVADED, YOU FUCKING COWARD!

OH I AM ZORRY MADAME PIG-FUCKER! How doez it feel to zee your precious Napoleon's legazy be trampled by petty migrants, you surrender monkey?

Round Three!
Legion please choose somewhere else

We will zee who surrendeurs this time, madame.

Donald Trump
Gold
Georgia

FILL WV
Spill Ohio

Fill Idaho!

FILL LOUSIANA IN THE NAME OF THE LOURD

He has spoken

Exzellent, I vill continue securing zhe Vestern Zeaboard, and if pozzible begin moving into zhe Utah Ztate

Death March
Dark
Eastern Colorado

HELP A FRENCHMAN KILL ZE JERMAN AND LE PRUJJON SCUM