How do Spain & Portugal view each other?

How do Spain & Portugal view each other?

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Eyes typically do the trick

with contempt

Mah brothers. Really nice people.

with extreme suspicion masquerading as friendliness

No idea. It's not America.

[k-kek]

Poortugal is a meme country with a meme language, meme history and meme people that somehow wasn't annexed by Spain because spaniards are fucking incompetent.

Who cares? They're both proxy sand niggers.

I HATE Spain!

Now I HATE Colombia too!

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>mfw you realize that some of the cunts they colonized are now more successful than Spain and Portugal

To be fair as another nation with more successful colonies than ourselves it's a better feeling than being France.

Spain for me is full of idiots that past almost all day screaming instead of talking like normal people. Most of them dont know how to fucking talk english les more undstand Portuguese when its almost the fucking same shit. We undstant them and they dont undstand shit, fukcing hate it. The only good thing about spain is that everything is cheaper there.

One is White, one is mulatto.

All true.

You guys used a different type of colonization with the US of A, Spain and Portugal had exploiting colonies.

Life in Spain and Poortugal is way more depressing than life in South America. We are slowly going up, while they just keep tumbling down.

Such as?

Oh wait I see what you mean, Spain had some of the US for a while, right?

thats because you're a less relevant, spanish speaking version of ireland

Spain is a weird country with even more commies and leftists than us but I do like their women more than our entitled ones and their historic cities. Our food is def better, no doubt about it. They have better football, so it evens out.

They're like an estranged brother.

>different type of colonization
it's called ethnic cleansing.

How do South American's view anglos?

I want to go traveling (will avoid Argentina though because if I wanted to go to Africa then I would actually go to Africa).

>tfw we had colonies once
>tfw they're just useless nigger shitholes now
at least we haven't had our language taken away from us like the english and the portuguese, lol

Bitches will literally worship yuo waito dicko.

>will avoid Argentina though because if I wanted to go to Africa then I would actually go to Africa

Kekest of keks

>will avoid Argentina though because if I wanted to go to Africa then I would actually go to Africa
To think the memes are not that far from the truth
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Man it's because that fucking accent. I also have problems understanding some people from the Canary Islands and Andalucia and they speak castilian.

Brazil and Portugal
Mexico and Spain

As a brazilian-portuguese I hate spanish language(castellano also), feel bad for the ancient Spanish control of the Iberian Union, and nowadays hate the socialist people and parties from Spain.

Otherwise, I enjoy some of their culture and respect their golden past of colonization.

I feel that Portugal and Spain need new nationalist waves, but Spain surely is behind in that because "muh welfare socialism"

>Oporto
what

Is how is written in castilian.

Btw this map is full of mistakes. Look the location of Ceuta, Seville, Bilbabo and Cordoba. Oh my god.

But Mexico is so much worse than Spain on all levels... And the only thing that makes Brazil superior is the vast natural resources that you don't know how to fucking exploit properly leading half your country to starve.

>castillian
It's Spanish, you fucking cuck.

what? what the fuck are you even in this thread

Didn't know that, the more you know.

>And the only thing that makes Brazil superior is the vast natural resources

What is GDP?

Portugal's GDP = 227,3 billion USD
Brazil's GDP = 2,246 trillion USD

Mexico's GDP is really close to Spain's though.

In Spain people talk galician, astur-leonese, basque, castilian, catalan, occitan, aragonese... I don't know what the fuck is spanish language.

PASSAMOS CRL!!!!

Mexico doubles Spain in population you fucker.
Portugal has a population of 10mill. Brazil of 210mill.

So yes, continue to look total GDP numbers...

>meme history

Coming from a former spanish colony

try harder

This. This is literally the cancer killing Spain.

>baiting this hard

Nigger our countries could be burning full of aids and malaria and we would still be better than you in every possible way

Tell me how Alberto

Your whole history amounts to "g-guys look i'm not spain"
You're merely a tumor, a wart, a siamese that didn't manage to develop into a proper individual.

I don't see the problem...

Yeah, how come spain never took over portugal?

They won independence in war. Several times.

Oh, they tried a shitton of times.

Culture?

argentina is fine I guess, I heard it is also a white country

>How do Spain & Portugal view each other?

Spain?
As the joke goes, make a wall around it as tall as the tallest mountain and fill it up with water.

Looks like poortugal is holding on to Spain for dear life.

Pic related. We took our entire clay in the lifetime of our first king and relinquished nothing since then.

I see spaniards as our cousin from up north, good to give us incentive to improve but not good guests in our clay.

Mallorca is German btw

kek

You're putting the official language of Spain, that is also spoken all around the world at the same level of dialects that are spoken by two or three old farts in their mountain villages.

Literally everyone who speaks astur-leonese, galician, catalan, basque, etc... also speaks Spanish.

Spanish is THE language of Spain, the "Castillian" bullshit is to make it look like A language in Spain. Don't fall for that separatist word trick.

Kek aren't they the same thing

Like Haitians and Dominicans

There's some Andalusians who claim that they speak a different dialect and that it's not really Spanish.

underrated post.

>Most of them dont know how to fucking talk english

holy fuck go read your post if you can?

In Andalusia they speak castillian/spanish, I wouldn't say there's enough difference to say it is a dialect. Basque/bable/catalan are languages, there's Spaniards who hates us for speaking them because they basically hate culture

They are no dialects, they are languages. Astur-leonese and aragonese it's true that are spoken by very few people but catalan for example is the first language of many people in our country. Why castilian should be more important than catalan in a region where 95% are native speakers of catalan?

I knew a guy from Catalonia that didn't know how to speak castilian... and he was young.

The mistake is the opposite. It's believing that Spain is Castile. Spain is not only Castile.

Nice projection.

>TFW If only we had been allies we could have had it all

I don't trust them.

Except galicians. Galicians are bro tier here in the north of portugal.

So you cucks were conquered, then abandoned because the nigga ratio was too high and are currently famous for a useless druggie population with high crime rates and typical niggering, a blight on South America and the Americas as a whole.

We conquered our rightful clay from the sandniggers and claimed our independence in war, beating back the spanish several times (with some assistance from oldest ally, Anglo) and then also the French when they could not.

We earned our resort spot on this peaceful corner of Iberia.

And for someone who was 'not spain' - you're right. They had half the world, by treaty with us, and we had the other half. And we even colonized faster to achieve the world's first global empire (spanning the whole globe).
Also, our child is still more developed than you (Brazil).

So respect your elders, and OD on a long hard line of cocaine, because your country was born a cuck and won't ever have the chance at glory and history in a million years that would resemble what we had, and the peaceful nation we have today as a result.

> also, commie colombia calling any country poor, even ethiopia, nevermind portugal

Venezuela has fallen, you're next.

Dialects are bullshit. There's a couple of them in my area, and guess what, nobody knows how to speak them. Regionalists brainwash their children with those lame ass dialects just for not letting them die. They all end up getting tired of that bullshit and speaking Spanish just like normal people.

GDP is total gross product.
It is obviously higher in larger swathes of land are considered.

To get an idea of life quality, you want to look at GDP per capita to know what a person there is worth on average, and how the country's economy fares as regards quality of life.

>brazilian education

When you make it to a college degree and actually learn some proper economics or history, maybe you won't be so butthurt about PT/BR relations.

You have very little to complain relative to most ex-colonies from most countries' imperial era.

(ALSO, WE WON THE QUARTER FINALS. SORRY POLAN)

Argentina is chill bro, almost everyone is white. BA has some of the hottest girls in South America.

I think you are the answer to why do the portuguese hate the spaniards. Ofc they are right.

this

kek

Because in Catalonia they changed all the laws in order to make it the one and only language. Anticonstitutional laws, by the way. Those who don't know Spanish (I don't believe there's any, but I'll take your word) are the youngest generations thanks to their radical anti-Spanish putschist daddies. They'll end up learning Spanish when they realize they can't do shit in this country or out of it only with Catalan.

And by the way, Catalan is still a dialect from the Spanish language. Valencian is literally the transition from one to the other, and it's like a 90% Spanish.

Sorry for pointing out reality, you cuck. I know progressives like you get really offended at reality.

Castilian is now widely spoken in Catalonia because of xarnegos
This guy was not anti-Spain, he was from rural Catalonia. He understands castilian but can't speak it (and yeah, they are rare as fuck)
How can catalan be a dialect of castilian if it has a different origin? You can't make this shit up

The difference is I do know the reality of those places because I live there, you on the other hand know it as well as you know North Korean reality xD keep watchin tv

> Progressive xddddddddd

>xarnegos
Oh, right... I should have guessed it.

>it has a different origin
It has Occitan influence, that's it, the rest of it is basically Spanish. Basque language is a language.

Learn to read, you moron, I was talking about the place I live. You know about my homeplace better than me? Shut the fuck up, you commie faggot.

Do the Portuguese sleep in the middle of a work day like the lazy ass Spanish do?

Wasn't talking about Aragon or Asturias

The real reason is because Alberto Barbosa-kun and the Eternal Anglo have a kinda tsundere friendship going on.

No

Never specified where I was from. Go fuck yourself.

Castillians=based empire builders

andalucians=third world lazy african

portuguese=every portuguese ive met is black

then you haven't met any portuguese my man

>He thinks I am catalan

The British always supported their independence. Britain being Britain. Stuff Britain does.

Portugal is probably the best country to visit in Europe.

Porto and Lisbon both great cities, great history culture and lowish crime. Unlike big cities in most of Europe you don't feel on edge walking around at night or on public transport.

The West Coast and the Algarve also easily have the best beaches on the continent, girls food and people in general all good and tend to speak decent English.

You call Spanish "castillian", you hang out with catalans who doesn't speak Spanish, you call 'xarnegos' to Spanish speakers in Catalonia... you're catalan enough to me. Unless you look like pic related.

I like Portugal better, best sailors in the world. Spain is over rated. Lusitani #1

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You're having your language taken away currently, Mehmet.

Spain?

I have to love this threads man, you just can't avoid them.
Very tsundere yes.

why does spain own part of morocco

why does vatican city own part of france

your map is out dated

Siesta is a spanish tradition

>Meme language
A language spoken in three continents with more speakers than French