Portugal is literally the greatest nation to ever exist on this universe. We are worthy of godhood
If you disagree, you are: >butthurt spaniard who lost all wars agaisnt a 5x times smaller country >butthurt turk/arab who got cucked in Iberia and the Indian Ocean >butthurt ex-colonial >butthurt french who got cucked by Portugal/England during Napoleon's time and whose gf is getting fucked by a avec >swamp jew or other inferior germanic rapebaby (they are so cucked they even made this map) >greek and australian posters who made most of the meme maps >low IQ
>1 million people >discover and conquer 1/3 of the planet
Christian Butler
How people around the world, described us,when we reach there:
the Africans:
>"A day from the sea came a great ship, white wings, and shining like knives in the sun, white men came out of the water, saying words that no one understood, our ancestors were afraid and thought they were Vumbi, souls of the other world. They managed to make them return to the sea by shooting clouds of arrows, but the "Vumbi" began to spit fire with a noise of thunder .... " * African oral tradition, in F. Braudel, Material Civilization ... III.
the Japanese:
>"These men (the Portuguese) are merchants ... They drink in a glass without offering it to others. They eat with their fingers (1) and not with chopsticks like us ... They are people who spend their lives traveling From there to beyond, without a right address, and exchange products that have the ones they do not have, but deep down they are not bad people. "
*Crónica Teppo-Ki (adaptado) 1.europeans only started mass using cutlery after the xvii century
the chinese:
>"It can be said that the first objective of the Fu-lang-chi (the Portuguese) to China was the commerce (...). Fu-lang-chi people are tall and have big noses. The eyes are like those of the cat and the shape of the mouth like that of the eagle. The hair grows on the backs of their hands, and their beards are red. They love commerce and, based on their military power, have a habit of invading and oppressing smaller countries. They go to any place where there is profit ... They wear clean and beautiful clothes ... Whenever a dispute arises, they point to the sky and swear to tell the truth. " *História de Ming (adaptado)
Carter Morris
>»our ancestors were afraid and thought they were Vumbi, souls of the other world.»
Why were they afraid of going more than a few hundred kilometers away from the sea? Are Portuguese actually fish people?
Aiden Stewart
haha yeah
Nathaniel Peterson
Yes
Jacob Thomas
Yes we are, sardines to be exact.That's why we are also good at surf.
Aaron James
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Carter Green
T. Alberto barbosa
James Morris
>Starting your greentext list with a lie
Hudson Edwards
Portugal please leave EU and become even stronger brothers with the UK
Dylan Reyes
T. Alberto Barbosa
Isaiah Rogers
We will think about it oldest friend. But unfortunately leave the EU will not stop the multiculturalist destrctuion of our countries.
Brody Howard
At the very least we can delay it as much as we can. Long live England and long live Portugal.
Justin Wood
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Ayden Reed
First world war was a mistake Millions of europeans died for nothing, and the second ww was another non-sense brother's war
Christian Murphy
XDDDDDD DDDDDDDD
Kevin Phillips
if the uhuehue say's.... it must be
Jonathan Gomez
>"A day from the sea came a great ship, white wings, and shining like knives in the sun, white men came out of the water, saying words that no one understood, our ancestors were afraid and thought they were Vumbi, souls of the other world. They managed to make them return to the sea by shooting clouds of arrows, but the "Vumbi" began to spit fire with a noise of thunder .... "´ I must have been frightening as fuck. Pale dude with beards firing fire com small wood sticks.
Zachary Richardson
The Japanese thought you were a mix of merchant and circus clowns because of the clothing, looks and weird (foreign) manners.
Jose Thompson
Post Uk-Portugal pepes lads
Thomas Turner
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Benjamin Baker
lol yeah
Noah Harris
>our ancestors were afraid and thought they were Vumbi, souls of the other world. They managed to make them return to the sea by shooting clouds of arrows, but the "Vumbi" began to spit fire with a noise of thunder .... we'z confirmed for Wild Hunt
> white men came out of the water, >their beards are red and white
Juan Price
Well we are being invaded by brownzilian shitskins after all , also 99% of gays in Portugal are brownzilians , so there you go monkey
Dominic Jenkins
>Whenever a dispute arises, they point to the sky and swear to tell the truth. "
Classic stuff.
Brandon Reyes
>Brazil the beacon of homosexuality and degeneracy >calling someone gay Pic is the average brazilian
Aiden Thompson
>beat Spain >never actually have the balls to invade >people only name you internationally to say that you are a Spanish region Porthurttuguese people LMAO
Benjamin Murphy
M8 do you even know that we invaded Madrid and controlled it the way we wanted, don't you?
