49ers (0-7) @ Eagles (6-1) Gamethread #1

Eagles 3
49ers 0

2 minute warning

eagles

10-0

ERTZ
R
T
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first for iggle touch down

Make it 10-0

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Now 10 to 0

Le elite DPI drawing man Torrey Smith has still got it

>3-0

niners desu

TOUCHDOWN ERTZ

Is a leg an athlete

TOUCHDOWN

hey it was RIGHT before the TD

YEAR OF ERTZ

uhh

9-0 I guess da fuck

Haha time for comfy blow out

Ertz

>Sturgis regressing since Peters is no longer there to spook him

Uh......

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I
TOLD YOU GUYS

Wentz x Ertz OTP

BASED ELLIOTT

lmaooOooooo

>Elliot is 1/3 without Peters

>missing fgs

>needing refs to carry you against a winless team

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

>only tolerable tripfag

whos the qt?!

>jones in charge of holding the ball

laces out friendo

man has 6 touchdowns this season, it's hardly a stretch to assume he's gonna get another one

>9-0

It's ok Donny I know the ball is slippy today

So do you guys think that Jed York is going to trust the process, or is he going to pull a Browns and fire everybody again?

Does the 49ers QB want to die?

>faking the missed cue

That was fresh

>Le elite DPI drawing man Torrey Smith has still got it

Nah, the 49ers always commit that penalty. This secondary is maybe second rate when everybody's healthy.

GRAHAM'D

fuckin christ this line is gonna get beathard killed

I predicted prior to the season that this would be his breakout year.

TOUCHDOWN

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAa

PICK SIX!!!!!!!!!!!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

MOTHERFUCKING MILLS HOLY SHIT

MILLS PICK 6 MILLS PICK 6 MILLS PICK 6 MILLS PICK 6 MILLS PICK 6 MILLS PICK 6 MILLS PICK 6 MILLS PICK 6 MILLS PICK 6 MILLS PICK 6 MILLS PICK 6 MILLS PICK 6 MILLS PICK 6 MILLS PICK 6 MILLS PICK 6 MILLS PICK 6 MILLS PICK 6 MILLS PICK 6 MILLS PICK 6 MILLS PICK 6 MILLS PICK 6 MILLS PICK 6 MILLS PICK 6 MILLS PICK 6 MILLS PICK 6 MILLS PICK 6 MILLS PICK 6 MILLS PICK 6 MILLS PICK 6 MILLS PICK 6 MILLS PICK 6 MILLS PICK 6 MILLS PICK 6 MILLS PICK 6 MILLS PICK 6 MILLS PICK 6 MILLS PICK 6

BASED FUCKING MILLS

SO LONG, SHIT TOWN

Rip in peace

BASED

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

COWFAGS BTFO LMAoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOOOoOooooooooooooOoooOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The Yorks are as dumb as they are cheap.

They're not going to pay for a new head coach or GM until these guys have had at least 2 more season to turn it around.

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>STALEY DED
>BUST HARD

POST PICTURE OF EAGLES CB'S

*wags finger at you*

Shit, I'm an goggles fan but damn I hope Staley is okay

>the shanty town of san fransicko

>needing your defense to score better than you to beat a winless team

LoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoLoL

joe staley got fucked up, oh my

EBOLA-CHAN

EAGLES PATS SUPERBOWL

I fucking love Mills. Staley dead. Game fucking over.

>Cowcucks dead silent after Mills
lmao like clockwork

oh, you mad

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

JUST TRY AND STOP US

HOLY SHIT THAT RETURN

>STALEY

THE EAGLES JUST INJURED THEIR FUTURE LEFT TACKLE

WTF

btfo

exposed who?

lmaooOoOooooooooooOooo

>Pats

Steelers

This is bullshit, why do we have a white QB? Screw Wentz. Philadelphia has always cherished black QBs, Cunningham, McNabb, Vick, it's our staple, it's who we are. I am boycotting Eagles gear until we fix this mess and send Wentz back to North Dakota. Philly wants our black QB back, whos with me?!

put a bullet in me

It really doesn't matter. Our quarterback of the future isn't on the roster.

Stop having hope for this season, we're gunning for the first overall. Root for the Browns to win a game and us to go winless.

>forcing this shit meme
kill yourself

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We're getting the #1 pick.

Thank you based Green Goblin

FUCK THIS FOX BOOTH

JEFFERY FUCKING BASED

Same. To be honest I always hate it when someone gets injured, especially if it's a knee injury.

Norf Philly pls

Eagles offense sucks Intz is a defense babby who can't read blitzes

LMAOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO

Next to be injured:

Blount
Beathard
Cap tgis

>the liberal cesspool of San Fransico

#2 pick*

UP IN HERE UP IN HERE

>Philly wants our black QB back

Philly hates black QBs. They refuse to acknowledge that Donovan McNabb ever existed.

fucking this

>forgetting Garcia
>forgetting Sanchez
Hmm. Cowcucks can fuck off with their half caste QB.

San Fran infested with the aids

doug pederson ded

umm...no sweetie, we're going 0-16.

no one is safe from injury in an eagles game

They KO'd that guy on the sideline LMAO

You'll beat the Giants

You think you're as bad as the Browns? Don't make me laugh

>Bradham killing a coach
RACE WAR

>Garcon still fucking the Eagles on the 9ers

>forgetting the Browns

HOLY FUCK

EAGLES PERSONNEL DEAD

PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS

Based Garcon knocking niggas out every game.