>be wagecuck
>work in kinoplex
>advance screening of Fifty Shades Darker
>kinoplex offers cucumbers as exclusive "snack" for all female audience
>I now have to clean up woman's cucumber dildos left all over the cinema.
> I hate working here
>pic related is proof
Be wagecuck
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Jonathan Diaz
Aren't cucumbers a little bumpy for that, I would use a banana if I had a vagoo desu.
Matthew Wilson
Anyone ever jerk off in a theater? How do these disgusting whores get away with it?
Joseph Harris
The bumbs make it feel better, actually. As a woman who masturbates a way too much, i should be the one to know
Asher Ortiz
>bumpy
>bad
HPV, bro. Gotta simulate it to stimulate it.
Jaxson Davis
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Colton Gutierrez
why not just watch porn
Nathan Butler
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Andrew Foster
Bananas are probably too soft and too curved. Not that I'd know haha
Alexander Edwards
Those cucumbers are absurdly long
Andrew Garcia
I'd ask you for a picture of your tits but you're probably a morbidly obese landwhale
Daniel Diaz
Double standards
Lincoln Rivera
You cumberlet. My cucumbers are this big when they're not even ripened.
Gabriel Robinson
If this were true wouldn't they have turned into pickled cucumbers?
Brody Watson
Fake. They didn't take off the plastic wrapper. That shit is sharp and will cut up your insides.
>Know this first hand
I'm disgusting
Anthony Jackson
>plastic wrapper
I don't think that's what that is user...
I think it's actually to make it easier for insertion
Jaxon Stewart
fucking subhumans
Blake Thompson
That's what I thought too, but looking closer it looks more like the plastic wrapping they come in
Samuel Hall
Tits or gtfo whore
Joshua Thomas
What the actual fuck is this picture
Henry Williams
I like your apartments, friend
Anthony Wilson
I jerked off in the number 23. I was the only one in the theatre and a PSP full of porn so I thought "hey this movie is shit, why not make the most of it."
Aiden Jackson
fake
Jace Nguyen
Those images look cool but I'd never be able to stand such a confined space. I'd go insane from not being able to get up and stretch
Nicholas Howard
If I was an idiot it wouldn't be disgusting user
Angel Torres
>be teenage roastie wagecuck
>buy a few cucumbers
>take some snapchats
>unlimited tumblr points
Oliver Williams
Basically this
Caleb Rogers
why are those seat so dirty?
do you wash it before next movie?
Jose Sullivan
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Ryder Bailey
>do you wash it before next movie?
Hey thinks they wash them. Ever.
Liam James
Fucking burn society
We're beyond Sodom levels of needing purging
Ayden Phillips
I couldn't imagine working a job where I'd have to clean up all the garbage and trash left behind by lazy, disgusting subhuman fucks all day.
I salute you sir
Liam Powell
its condom
Luke Anderson
clean up wagie
Nathaniel Sanders
there are vacuum washer and it can clean it pretty fast
Samuel Campbell
most countries you are legally allowed to refuse to clean up shit, blood and semen. I would imagine vaginal discharge applies here as well. Know your workplace rights.
Joshua Collins
le funny and crazy guy took that dump
Connor Phillips
They never did when I worked at a theater.
Ryder Brooks
Leaf poster get out
Juan Moore
I'm not a fattie, though. I've been called pretty but my severe social autism really limits me
Xavier Taylor
Really makes you think.
Ryder Ortiz
It's from Norway, actually.
Tyler Cook
>I'm not a fattie,
So your "height weight proportional" then. Got ya.
James Thompson
Womens love them BBC. Big Bumpy Cucumbers.
Jack Flores
Post pic. I want to know what a girl that had cucumbers inside her like me looks like
Blake Garcia
In my local kinodrome the seats are burned and replaced by new ones after a movie.
Josiah Perry
Only tight pussied carrot fuckers allowed itt. No kegelposters allowed either.
John Garcia
Hash tag guuurrrlllls night out y'all
Asher Howard
Hey, No love lost.
Samuel Perez
I'm betting you're the girl on the right. Awkward wierd girls are always the horniest and most deviant
Noah Nguyen
game ?
Sebastian Hernandez
I want the middle one pls
Logan Carter
Post your tits and get it over with, cunt. You know the rules
Hudson Powell
If you're the one on the right, I would take you under my Chad normie wing and rehabilitate you into society in a heartbeat. God you're cute.
Justin Morris
And how do you plan on enforcing these rules?
Jacob Collins
Is that a no? Alright, give me like ten minutes
Noah Anderson
Errr merr gerrrd is he gonna knock over the card stand?!?!?!
Joseph Green
Who the fuck would use a cucumber to masturbate when vibrators are available?
Nathaniel Phillips
HEYYYYY im from calgary!
Joseph Morgan
My condolences.
Nathaniel Campbell
The vibe would be audible in the theater
Now a dildo on the other hand...
Ian Butler
Who's Caithlin Pena?
Carson Thomas
You got five.
Isaiah Murphy
So how did you end up on Sup Forums?
Dylan Hill
Yes, this is a great prank.
Grayson Rivera
>masturbating in a quiet, public place in the dark with an object that whirs and buzzes and beeps.
>not masturbating with a Big Bumpy Cucumber
>the perfection of big, fat, ramming cunt plunges
>sacrificing your ability to dodge being caught by claiming its a snack and nibbling on it
>not taking a huge crunchy, juicy bite of your sweet and sour, vinegary cucumber at the end of the movie whether you were caught or not.
Camden Robinson
No idea, but I'm sure you can find out.
Carson Sanders
kys
Charles Hernandez
She's merried to herself user, give it up
yourtango.com
Brayden James
Women are so fucking disgusting you should see their bathrooms holy fuck.
Joshua Mitchell
Man, I'd just walk out at this point.
Jose Hall
As expected from country grown vegetables.
Gavin Johnson
Those were better days
Owen Rivera
good post retard
go hate women somewhere else
Logan Gutierrez
>The vibe would be audible in the theater
>Who has their phone on?
Jaxson Sanders
Explain this meme, please.
Elijah Howard
50 shades IS porn, same as Twilight, its women-porn.
Wyatt Parker
> male-feminist thinks he owns this place
GAHHAHAHAHAHA
Nathaniel Anderson
Any time someone says "I've been called pretty" that instantly means fat and ugly. Pretty girls know they are pretty, despite crippling autism.
Josiah Howard
I'd do ya whether you're left or right.
I have low standards though
Xavier Brown
>I've been called pretty
yeah some men are just horny
Nolan Martinez
Don't you people ever google reverse search images?
Bentley Price
Bump
Bentley Wood
what exactly am I looking at here?
Zachary Hill
Cyberpunk + A E S T E T H I C + r9k-fags wishing they were ideal girls
Zachary Fisher
Someone has to clean it up, though. Who is it?
Andrew Butler
You guess where she lives and if you get it right she has to post nudes.
William Bailey
I worked with a fryer before I got promoted and God damn this is terrifying
Carter Flores
you can't eat a vibrator afterwards
Grayson Adams
Could you stomp my balls with those boots? :3
Gavin Ward
Fucking hell, I will never carry a pot of boiling stuff again.
Parker Martinez
For you
Adrian Allen
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Ayden Edwards
lol
That theater must hate its employees.
Jack Thomas
>hold paper towel at the connecting points with gloves, snip and flush the whole contraption.
Wow, so difficult.
Ethan Bell
>psp full of porn
Are you literally me from 4 years ago? Thought I was the only one with a PlayStation pornable
Zachary Wright
london has the highest amount of trannies
Nathan Jones
bananas are too small to satisfy a woman
Austin Harris
Guess what: I'm a woman
I've been using Sup Forums for 8 years now. I'm an MIS and Marketing major, top of my class. I have an IQ of 146. I'm only a sophomore and have had 7 internships. I'm a member of the MENSA society. I'm voting Trump. I'm not a feminist, however, I'm probably more intelligent than most of you in this thread.
Wether you like it or not, females are comperable. I'm not here to steal your money. I'll probably make more than you. I'm not going to make you a sandwhich, I'll have my personal chef do it. The ironic thing is my father married for looks and I'm actually attractive as well. Cocky? Yes. Ashamed? No.
I won't show you my tits, I'll be your CEO one day.
Austin Gray
fucking roasties