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unironically went to oxford brookes

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Bangor? I've hardly met her!

sue

The Dentist did nothing wrong

remember the time me and the lads created a time travel device in physics and sent our teacher back to the jurassic age

The island of Ireland

>university bangor university
ah yes, the famed gog 'culture'

HIV???
Bit gay

You've been watching too much primeval you kid

remembering the time we meandered the geography teacher lads ahaha

>entire night's threads ruined with every other post being lads partaking in some forced gimmick with a half life of 6 hours

ah yes excellent, well worth working Mon-Fri for this

Sup Forums is full of chinaboos
look at this. they need to have mandatory ADVChina viewing before you can post about how china's the real good guys of the world and the stupid west isn't letting them use clean energy

haha that's a riot. how'd you get the guy back?

My bum is sticky with other men's poo.

>he took geography
Sad!

studying grime in uni of birminghamm

remembering the time we divided the maths teacher

... Incessant Bangor on the ceiling while trying to film my piano videos ...

>Great British Bake Off star Paul Hollywood has apologised after being pictured wearing a Nazi uniform.

>The Sun on Sunday published pictures of the celebrity baker in a World War Two outfit, including a swastika armband.

was compulsory up until year 9

got a degree in slag-taming in milton keynes polytechnic

I'll be king before long. My face will be on your money. It will be in your pocket. I will be smiling six inches or less away from your crotch, and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

country is finished. muslims taking over. 5 years time only way to buy bacon will be from your drug dealer, they want it illegal

>capitalism works

why are all the fucking freshers on /brit/
you should be getting pissed and nervously asking locals where to find gak

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oWo

thanks for backing me up guys

Seen my sister in a slag post a couple days back haha

dunno had to go to double RE

>APOLOGISING FOR MAINTAINING HISTORICAL ACCURACY
CANNOT FATHOM

It's gameday boys

got a degree in hacking pcs from oxford health

there is NOTHING wrong with swans
my oxford lecturer even told me so

SCREAMING

stole the 'Welcome To Oxford' signpost and now theres mass panic in England cause no-one knows where Oxford is anymore

awful
absolutely awful

I'd be panicking as much as that left fish haha

*smacks your bum*
"heh, sorry kid. but thats my nature"

anime

Cos my freshers week doesn't start for a few days and I'm not in the new city yet

Nice

looks like it's just a joke, a nazi joke

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rats
is the problem that the video doesnt match the audio again?

i think i must be autistic because my idea of what matches doesnt seem to line up wit hanyone else's opinion

remembering the time we defragmented the IT teacher

talked while the teacher was talking during history once.

post a wank cartoon now

literally home visiting family, calm down

Well I did nazi this coming

did she smack your hands with a ruler?

FOY

>Paul "Bake the Jews at 400ºC until crispy on both sides" Hollywood

me and the lads differentiated the maths teacher once, they managed to bring her back but couldn't find the constant, she's not been the same since

imagine walking into the local and seeing this

There's a Bangor in Wales?

I only knew of the Norn Irish one.

most revolting thing in that picture is the fosters ashtray

sorry I was just engaging in banter

didn't mean it

I'll leave now

history teacher taught me that jews wanted to destroy the white race

Suicide is the only escape from this flickering silent film I call my life

Sup Forums is pure shit
bizarre that a technology board would be one of the worst on 4chin

remembering the time we turned up the oven to gas mark 5 and straight up just baked the home economics teacher

Remember shagging a fit teacher in year 8

only bangor worth mentioning is the one in Maine

remembering the time I stayed a virgin after sex education class. was a right laugh

hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate

>Paul "The secret ingredient is Zyklon B" Hollywood

should have defined the boundary conditions

What song is it? It sounds good to the beat of the song I was already listening to and I want to try overlaying them.

digitised the music teacher once, was top banter

2 teachers died in the 7 years I was at my secondary school
neither were at school or killed by students though

unironically could out drink anyone in this thread
Fact

Not sure what's disturbed me more the fact that some randomer has wanked over my little sister or the fact that someone who I know or at least my sister knows browses /brit/

Zyklon B was for the lice so they didn't spread typhus retard

puttering at this

maine mentioned!

Life Story - The Hellers

embraced the eternal anglo meme lads

you couldn't out drink me, im 40 pint barry

like to see you try sunshine

who remembers the oxford meme?

hholy shit dude capitalism btfo

geography teacher quit and became a bus driver

fucked one of my teachers to death in year 9

>Fact

do girls actually like sucking cock or do they just do it because guys like it? I just say this because like every girl seems really up for sucking cock and do it without even askin them to while guys obviously arent so into eating girls out

>visiting family when you've not even been there for a week

Wanted a beachside hut, so me and the lads integrated 1/cabin . But it only made us a log(cabin) because we forgot about the + C

Drove the school bus home once in year 6

unironically could out drink anyone in this thread
Fact

>Only has 1 GCSE and it was a D in general studies.

reply to me now please

youtu.be/HoXA2M8rAsg post a better chune than this
there are none

funny how life works out sometimes. one day you're just a regular joe working in a call centre. the next, you're still working in that call centre cause, barring being fired or winning the lotto, why the fuck wouldn't you be?

Yes and its uni is filled with Micks training to be P.E teachers

little from column a little from column b
but cock is objectively more fun to go down on

fannies are disgusting, not bent just a fact of life

before last night i wud have said i could out drink you but last night i got completely fucked off slightl under 70 cl of vodka

curious about this as well.

hooked up with loads of girls and literally never had one refuse to suck me off