feel like pure shit just want him back edition
/brit/
Is he ded?
FACE LIKE A PUCKERED ARSEHOLE
buy my clothes from argos
plymouth is actually an alright place
buy all my clothes from primark
Any round earth shills in
going snowboarding
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how ya holdin up, /brit/?
love you turtle
*cracks open wardrobe of monotone grey t shirts*
Hmm I wonder which shade will go with my N shoes and boot cut jeans today
buy my clothes from everywhere
>he's northern
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
ah yes, back to the american flag
Buy all my clothes at the thrift store.
fell into the trap of browsing facebook profiles of the people I used to go to school with
they have all achieved so much, travelled, graduated uni, got good jobs, had romantic relationships etc
meanwhile I have spent the last 8 years since school in this room, alone, in front of a screen. It would be better if I died
desperate for a bf lads lol
Did it for State last night
had a dream last night that i had a japanese girlfriend but i had to pay to do anything with her; like hold hands was £5, £10 was hug, kissing £20 and so on
Any puttering man in
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mam! me Christmas bonus is in! I tell you it's straight down to h@m for a fresh selection of boot cut jeans!
puttering at this
aha smiffy fucks sake I told you not to wear that Hype t-shirt to Oceana tonight cos I'm wearing it
good lad
did this the other day
ended up wanking to some bikini pictures, swings and roundabouts mate
Any Chobham man in?
don't sound like no girlfriend
sounds premonitory
lmao remember that guy that kept on talking about bertram's turkey slices and that northerner got pissed off because of it. lit just made me howl out loud
appalled by trannies who find it acceptable to list themselves as women on dating sites. i may be a desperate loner but that DOESN'T mean I want to fuck a dick that has been sliced apart and shoved up a blokes gooch creating a festering wound
They're lying; their lives are every bit as shit as yours.
Yeah probably mate, you're wasting precious resources
Grove GSK55 2bqh lads. It's unusual because it's trailered instead of being a self contained unit.
fucking hell that's a bargain lad, my hug cost me 3 grand
back home
kushner is looking good
I think the vast majority haven't had surgery. They just hop on the HRT, start dressing like a woman but let their dick hang there.
mam! I don't like these shoes without the N logo on them they must be all white! I told you we can't afford Adidas shoes!
terrible
remember when germany beat brazil 7-1
doesnt make sense youre a student
Is dv8 deanos? They're jeans are 100-200 quid and all tailor fit
good meme
I ONLY wear Fred Perry
you realise ASOS sells New Balance shoes right mate? best to pack in this diabolical banter before you embarrass yourself further
whats wrong?
Bet the H&M shoppers also wear superdry and hollister
State of it
iktf, spent years as a NEET hermit in my bedroom and my friends literally thought i'd died
scousers are not northern
this is terrible
am i ugly?
with a name like dv8 I dread to think what their customers look like
H&M are shit but they are ok for the odd basic white tee
Mummy can you wire me through £1k? I need it for those gay clothes that I wear, last month's wardrobe shall simply not do.
only buy my clothes in spain desu
Why do people hate on Antifa? Everyone should be anti fascist
thankfully I don't actually have a (real) facebook account so I don't have to deal with such comments
made a fake account (complete with fake gmail address) just to snoop around
you look like a redditor
at UCSB (go Gauchos!)
fuck off then
That's not what /brit/ says
Hello autismo
not bad
Not sure what exactly the point of these is. They seem to be a thing in the US and Australia, legally making them articulated lorries, but I don't know why you wouldn't simply turn the boom around and drive them normally.
hate mcs
Don't like their anti-white rhetoric.
Not defending asos it's just as runt. House of Fraser for me.
H@m is where my autistic friend who hasn't pulled in a year ahops
wearing my burberry cap
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looking at planetary transits, occultations and eclipses on stellarium
alri
FUCK MY FUCKING LIFE
REEEEEE
oh
i thought you were someone else
I often shop at Primark. Your thoughts?
Because in the mad pursuit of their goals they've become the thing they hate. They're leftie fascists by now, anyone not thinking like them is a nazi in their eyes.
It was pure kino
Can't wait for the sequel
don't let your dreams be dreams
tinkerbell-akb.com
LOVED Brookside back in the day haha! almost wanted to move to Liverpool and get some chips at sinbads and a pint at the local (the name of which escapes me rn)
was a bit after Anna Friel was on it so not going to claim she was my waifu, but wanted to bang emily chadwick and her older sister who was raped by the Irish lad (not me)
THICC
PICK'LL RICK'LL MAKE'LL LOSE YOU'LL MIND
based pewdiepie
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once shook ray quinn's hand
listen to real dnb
youtube.com
sues done load of essay tweets whats she talking about
dont need a full translation transcript just a summary ples google translate is all over shop
reading manosphere/redpill/PUA writings
its decent but it relies on the idea of all girls just being slags to be shagged then discarded, like the philosophy expects you to be a bachelor for life picking up women just for sex but never settling down
doesn't really give any tips on how to be monogamous or secure a girl for life. all the tricks they teach are for attracting hot girls with bad personalities, not cute girls with nice personalities.
lots of flaggers tonight
doesnt make sense youre a student
thought we had moved on from the reddit flags era
youtube.com
Love DnB
Where shall I sit lads?
Bear in mind it will be just me, alone, by myself but I will also be requiring a seat to hang my coat over beside me so it looks like I am there with my girlfriend who is just out at the toilet.
what's her name lads?
>muh angry drum'n'BBBWWWWWRRRRBBB
it's my ISP hacking my computer (3rd time this year)
>remembering that time I was going to trainhop across the country.
>I only made it through 1 state