/brit/

feel like pure shit just want him back edition

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Is he ded?

FACE LIKE A PUCKERED ARSEHOLE

buy my clothes from argos

plymouth is actually an alright place

buy all my clothes from primark

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Any round earth shills in

going snowboarding

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how ya holdin up, /brit/?

love you turtle

*cracks open wardrobe of monotone grey t shirts*
Hmm I wonder which shade will go with my N shoes and boot cut jeans today

buy my clothes from everywhere

>he's northern

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

ah yes, back to the american flag

Buy all my clothes at the thrift store.

fell into the trap of browsing facebook profiles of the people I used to go to school with

they have all achieved so much, travelled, graduated uni, got good jobs, had romantic relationships etc

meanwhile I have spent the last 8 years since school in this room, alone, in front of a screen. It would be better if I died

desperate for a bf lads lol

Did it for State last night

had a dream last night that i had a japanese girlfriend but i had to pay to do anything with her; like hold hands was £5, £10 was hug, kissing £20 and so on

Any puttering man in

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mam! me Christmas bonus is in! I tell you it's straight down to h@m for a fresh selection of boot cut jeans!

puttering at this

aha smiffy fucks sake I told you not to wear that Hype t-shirt to Oceana tonight cos I'm wearing it

good lad

did this the other day

ended up wanking to some bikini pictures, swings and roundabouts mate

Any Chobham man in?

don't sound like no girlfriend

sounds premonitory

lmao remember that guy that kept on talking about bertram's turkey slices and that northerner got pissed off because of it. lit just made me howl out loud

appalled by trannies who find it acceptable to list themselves as women on dating sites. i may be a desperate loner but that DOESN'T mean I want to fuck a dick that has been sliced apart and shoved up a blokes gooch creating a festering wound

They're lying; their lives are every bit as shit as yours.

Yeah probably mate, you're wasting precious resources

Grove GSK55 2bqh lads. It's unusual because it's trailered instead of being a self contained unit.

fucking hell that's a bargain lad, my hug cost me 3 grand

back home

kushner is looking good

I think the vast majority haven't had surgery. They just hop on the HRT, start dressing like a woman but let their dick hang there.

mam! I don't like these shoes without the N logo on them they must be all white! I told you we can't afford Adidas shoes!

WOI

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terrible

remember when germany beat brazil 7-1

doesnt make sense youre a student

Is dv8 deanos? They're jeans are 100-200 quid and all tailor fit

good meme

I ONLY wear Fred Perry

you realise ASOS sells New Balance shoes right mate? best to pack in this diabolical banter before you embarrass yourself further

whats wrong?

Bet the H&M shoppers also wear superdry and hollister

State of it

iktf, spent years as a NEET hermit in my bedroom and my friends literally thought i'd died

scousers are not northern

this is terrible

am i ugly?

with a name like dv8 I dread to think what their customers look like

H&M are shit but they are ok for the odd basic white tee

Mummy can you wire me through £1k? I need it for those gay clothes that I wear, last month's wardrobe shall simply not do.

only buy my clothes in spain desu

Why do people hate on Antifa? Everyone should be anti fascist

thankfully I don't actually have a (real) facebook account so I don't have to deal with such comments

made a fake account (complete with fake gmail address) just to snoop around

you look like a redditor

at UCSB (go Gauchos!)

fuck off then

That's not what /brit/ says

Hello autismo

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not bad

Not sure what exactly the point of these is. They seem to be a thing in the US and Australia, legally making them articulated lorries, but I don't know why you wouldn't simply turn the boom around and drive them normally.

hate mcs

Don't like their anti-white rhetoric.

Not defending asos it's just as runt. House of Fraser for me.
H@m is where my autistic friend who hasn't pulled in a year ahops

wearing my burberry cap

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looking at planetary transits, occultations and eclipses on stellarium

alri

FUCK MY FUCKING LIFE

REEEEEE

oh
i thought you were someone else

I often shop at Primark. Your thoughts?

Because in the mad pursuit of their goals they've become the thing they hate. They're leftie fascists by now, anyone not thinking like them is a nazi in their eyes.

It was pure kino
Can't wait for the sequel

don't let your dreams be dreams
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LOVED Brookside back in the day haha! almost wanted to move to Liverpool and get some chips at sinbads and a pint at the local (the name of which escapes me rn)

was a bit after Anna Friel was on it so not going to claim she was my waifu, but wanted to bang emily chadwick and her older sister who was raped by the Irish lad (not me)

THICC

PICK'LL RICK'LL MAKE'LL LOSE YOU'LL MIND

based pewdiepie

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once shook ray quinn's hand

listen to real dnb
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sues done load of essay tweets whats she talking about
dont need a full translation transcript just a summary ples google translate is all over shop

reading manosphere/redpill/PUA writings

its decent but it relies on the idea of all girls just being slags to be shagged then discarded, like the philosophy expects you to be a bachelor for life picking up women just for sex but never settling down

doesn't really give any tips on how to be monogamous or secure a girl for life. all the tricks they teach are for attracting hot girls with bad personalities, not cute girls with nice personalities.

lots of flaggers tonight

doesnt make sense youre a student

thought we had moved on from the reddit flags era

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Love DnB

Where shall I sit lads?

Bear in mind it will be just me, alone, by myself but I will also be requiring a seat to hang my coat over beside me so it looks like I am there with my girlfriend who is just out at the toilet.

what's her name lads?

>muh angry drum'n'BBBWWWWWRRRRBBB

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it's my ISP hacking my computer (3rd time this year)

>remembering that time I was going to trainhop across the country.

>I only made it through 1 state