Why do North Germanic languages sound so feminine?
Why do North Germanic languages sound so feminine?
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shut up, we sound manly
You sound like little girls.
Rising pitch
not true stop making things up
I'm not making things up, tanskalainen.
getting angery...
because they got DANE'd
t. boy who sounds like a girl
Don't know and don't care, well...I do wonder what the finn I like thinks about it.
Because north germanics themselves are very feminine
In a good way tho
stop spreading lies
Danish is manly as heck.
Finnish is boipucci tier.
I read that in a feminine voice.
Fuck you
*punches you to death*
Holy fuck what is wrong with you people.
this is your brain on tapwater
>Danish is manly as heck.
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>Finnish is boipucci tier
youtu.be
>That effeminate tongue rolling
Sounds like the type of fellow who wears skinny jeans.
>Swedish
this made me think...
*pulls your pants down and starts playing with your big nordic cock*
Please stop this is gay...
>t. more than one (1) approximant in his """"language""""
No stopping now whiteboi
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Swedish sounds like half singing
gay af
your language is uglier than arabic
>ij
Swedish still sounds gay though, even if his language is ugly.
Though Dutch is pretty awesome since it's the closest thing to English.
How do you think that's pronounced?
English > German > Norwegian > Icelandic > Danish >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sw*Dish >>>>>>>>>>>> D*Tch
I have ij in my name:--DDDD no foreigner can pronounce it:DDDD
ü. write it like normal people you freaks
...you might think it because their proficiency at English is higher than any other countries's and have no aspect of its "language"
t. henk van dijk
All Germanic languages are nice dbh.
What do you mean?
I've watched Dutch movies and half the time I didn't need subtitles because there are sentences that basically don't need translation.
>I didn't need subtitles because there are sentences that basically don't need translation.
ya blow it up
If you remove all the Latin words from the English alphabet and only use the ones based on Germanic words, our languages are pretty much alike.
You can translate a Dutch sentence word by word and it would make total sense in English.
That's pretty awesome desu
Only swedish and danish.
youtube.com
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I see what your saying bud. But mostly d*nish tb h.
Actually, finnish t bh sounds like an autistist elf talking while drunk. Not that that theres anything wrong with that, suomi is pretty cool
>his "language" doesn't have pitch accent
Might as well wipe your ass with your bare hands desu
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danish doesn't sound feminine at all though
Why are you guys so gay?
>fixed initial stress
>no tonal distinctions
actually languages evolve from complex to simple. the oldest tongue clickers are far more complex than finnish which was standardized just few centuries ago. swedish is a much more primitive language than finnish, as are all indo european insect sounds
My language has vowel length
Does vowel length count?
>he doesn't have pitch like swedish/norwegian and japanese
pleb
>his language has libraries of words of random origin instead of just few hundred rootwords that you can conjugate into multiple different concepts of a same general idea
>his language doesnt offer the flexibility of having it possible to invent words on the fly
>he's quoting literal pseudoscience
Click consonants are thought to be a relatively recent development in the languages that have them and scandinavian pitch accent developed in the early viking age, before that it had the same hooga-booga "intonation" as finnish
Standardisation has nothing to do with language evolution
>his language doesn't have pitch accent like the great nations of Sweden, Norway and Japan
English doesn't have vowel length senpai
>his language got subjugated by "gay sounding" language
lmao, sweden is like japan.
We took over Finland and cucked them.
Japan took over Korea and cucked them.
I wasnt talking about english faм
>he has to learn this "gay" language and can't do anything about it
>weaboo clinging onto japanese while being IE
>language isnt even agglutinative
>the finns can't handle it
>they're sperging out now
>he says this in english because he knows he wont learn his stupid fucking language even when they forced him
Why do janitors allow this shit to fly? Are you giving them sexual favors? Fucking Scandinavian Sissies...
It's not enough anyway fäm, you have to have pitch accent else you're a homo erectus at best
arguing over language is seriously autistic
Why are swedes so insecure about their language? Even danes don't sperg out this hard.
>finngols are forced to learn a feminine language in school
ooga booga tb h фam
>youth are indoctrinated since junior highschool to hate swedish language and sweden
thank you based retarded fennoswede party
Why is int full of autism
My dad can beat up your dad!
>little brother complex: the thread
Norwegians have the strongest dads in the world, f*nn.
maybe, but I'm sure I could beat you up
sounds hot
Take that back!We are very manly
You're welcome to try. Just don't complain when I send you to the hospital.
this is what I will do to you, hope you will enjoy having all your bones pulverized by my superhuman strength
Scandinavian languages were destroyed by the D*nish corruption.. Only Icelandic was able to hold the spreading D*nish influence and degeneration at bay..Our struggle has lasted centuries.. We fight alone. The Norwegians literally changed the names of both their kings and gods to the D*nish spelling and pronunciation (Odin???? Tor??? It's fucking Óðinn and Þór).
en.m.wikipedia.org
It was worth it though. Norwegians like to pretend that they have any relation to our great ancestors but they have long foregone them..A treachery most foul. Outsiders can easily tell their forgery from the real thing (Icelandic) Today they are a people without identity save a faux-Icelandic one, a half-D*nish one incompatible with Norse tradition..
Compare the sound
Degenerate Norwegian
youtu.be
Pure untainted Icelandic
youtu.be
you're seriously the most autistic poster on Sup Forums, please off yourself
>off yourself
I will die when D*nmark is destroyed, and justice thus fulfilled. No sooner.
>lost pitch accent
>lost vowel length
>"untainted"
When will this meme die?
Of course, the most french germanic language is the best one