The Purge

What would Sup Forums do during the Purge?

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Kill George Soros

Kill trump

Bomb the EU parliament

Kill people who upload thumbnails

FPBP

>rape
the movies shoulda been nc-17 desu senpai

Seize the means of production

change the channel

Hello Marketer.

George "the Rat" Soros would probably be running it.

Open a kinder egg

Eat pork

Shitpost here

Be on Sup Forums shot posting about a legal happening

Don't do my homework or study

Go away, Holywood shill.

Also, eat all my tendies.

Say Heil Hitler first time in my life

This board is full of pussies who'd be hiding under their beds (assuming they fit), afraid to even go out and change their wet pants.

None of you chickens would survive a real race war

I'd do what I normally do. no one who commits crime thinks of the consequences anyway.

this

Shit tier movie, go to africa if you want to act like niggers.

Who the fuck wouldn't defend their homes? Taking an offensive approach to the purge will easily get you killed.

But I'm a strong big boy, I eat all my veggie tendies

stay put, lock the doors and be comfy while hearing the screams of the retards outside

when i ask someone if they're having a good day
i won't actually want to know

Fap

DEVILISH

Lock my door

Go to the Winchester, grab a pint, and wait for this all to blow over

If I know Soros what's going to happen is that he'll be the one who sells weapons and home security systems. A few days before the purge he's going to say on twitter that he hates the purge and as a protest he's going to spend it all alone with his family without any security and he'll say this just to bait all the nazis so he can slaughter them. Then he's going to try to start massive capital flight like he did with brexit by saying that the purge is going to crash the economy and then when the economy does crash because of the massive capital flight caused by Soros induced panic, when the economy crashes he's going to buy it low and earn billions

Go to Disneychannel.com without my parents' permission.

Hide like a little bitch in my apartment and hope nobody kills me.

>no stainless steel oven
toppoor

Every fucking day you marketers post shit about this fucking shit movie. No I will not see it. Fuck off with this garbage.

Commit billions of dollars worth of credit card fraud

Eat chicken tendies, drink a nice whiskey and coffee, record the happening and laugh with Sup Forums at the retards killing each other.

30th post/best post.

Isn't it like the purge everyday in some parts of Brazil?

massively underrated post

as for what I'd do, well, obviously I'd rape, torture and murder a cute teenager with skinny legs and flat chest, film it, and send a copy of the tape to my mother, every single year

Exactly
That's my daily routine

Were the movies good?

kill george soros

Shitpost on Sup Forums

go to a museum and see if shit comes alive at night

Atleast I have tendies.

Absolutely not

Literally a movie especially made for edgy niggers

sleep

not everyone is a NEET

Those look like shit tier tendies pleb

tendies aren't tendies without the chicken my friend

I'd kill as many t*rks as I can, kidnap some and lock them in my sound proof basement to be tortured thus providing me amusement until the next Purge.

Not watch this shitty movie.

Sage

Do what I do everyday, browse Sup Forums and fap.

Any sane person with the money would leave. Others who don't have the money would probably form community militias.

But as for what crimes I'd do if I can't leave?

File a tax return claiming 0 income and every possible tax credit.
Pirate music.
Get some pals for wash sales and HFT exploits.
Call up Kim Jong Un.
Park in police only spaces if I'm actually crazy enough to leave my house.
Import some cool but illegal animal.

I'd probably just hide desu

I'm just a diet nigger.

Torrent stuff

Stainless steel appliances are ugly as fuck and a pain in the ass to keep properly clean. Enjoy being a trend worshipping faggot.

>Pirate music.

>Torrent stuff

radical, best be trolling niggas

>file a tax return claiming 0 income and every possible tax credit

Accountant here, God this made me fucking moist

I want them to make a film about the one day in the year when fraudulent tax filing is legal.

Steal a Freddo

Drop buckets of KFC "Special Recipe" all through the ghetto. I want to help those poor black folks out

I saw the first one in theaters. It was shit and I didn't bother with any of the sequels.

First is absolute shite.

Second is passable, if you have NOTHING else to watch.

I'd call them a cult classic. Interesting concept. Okay execution.

Making sure these sub humans stay the fuck off my lawn.

As someone who worked near a KFC for a few years I can honestly say it was mostly white people who went in there. In fact most black people I talked to hated KFC cause it was shit fried chicken and they greatly preferred this other place in town called Kennedy's. Which was a dangerous as fuck place to be near at night.

Probably go camping

>t. Poor kid #2

Manufacture select fire weapons for civilian transfer.

niggers prefer Popeyes and Church's over KFC.

Hole up and defend. I'm not a psychopath or a nigger so I will defend me and mine.

was so edgy hehe but not bad

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Break rules 1 & 2.

I would go full snake and don't let anybody see me

Be a vigilante

Who would you go after? Chad, for making you a cuckold?

I would sage this thread because this movie is propaganda to make the establishment seem omnipotent.

SAGE

MAGA

Chad is in Africa not in the Caribbean you ignorant American.

I'd show you what a real purge looks like

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