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ASMR edition

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kys

sue

Me on the right

brainlet. the polynesian people left the island before the mutineers got there. imagine not knowing basic history lol

which asmrtist is this?

see

>this Yank

BBBBRRRAAAAAAPP

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not him but lots of them had kids with polynesians who they brought to the island

virgin

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Do you have a single source to back that up? Why would mutineers have Polynesians on their ship

>when lewis and clark ventured west they ran into a native american tribe that let them stay the winter with them
>the natives gave them their own campground and also consistently offered up their 12-20 year old women for sex every night as they thought it would make the gods happy

hmmm

>the piggy on the left

Woke up early and want to go back to bed, but I need to get up and do a big shit.

really struggling to find something to play lads

this

just shit yourself

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absolute fucking dumb cunt

they bought tahitian women

do you think they brought British women on the boat with them or do you think they continued their bloodline by growing uteruses themselves and shagging each other?

got no one

Tahitians not polynesians

>tfw driving along absoluely out of my on cocaine, whole body shaking
>sudden overwhelming urge to wank
>pull over, climb into back seat put back seat down and get in boot on busy street
wank for half an hour locked in my own car boot
>climb back out and drive off, heart pounding and sweating heavily

imagine if you will being so pathetic that you feel the urge to make a new thread 60 posts before the bump limit

>asmrtist
>asmr
>artist
>the art of being a youtube slut

uhmm

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Tahitians are not polynesians lol I know because I'm half polynesian

is it legal to take someone's wages back off them?

polynesia was my favourite in civ 5

*hops in your car and drives off while you're wanking*

my willy

don't worry janny that aren't taking your wages

>The Tahitians, or Maohis, are a nation and Polynesian ethnic group native to of Tahiti and thirteen other Society Islands in French Polynesia

hmmmmm do't think you are pal

Irish are not white lol I know because I'm half white

>let me tell you about your country because I skimmed a wikipedia article
le genius redditor face

WHY DO WOMEN SPEND SO MUCH TIME IN THE BATHROOM I NEED TO PEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

youtube.com/watch?v=Ex5-SZG4Vbs
St Helena lads

less than 12 hours

just go in and pee you mong, not afraid of a girl seeing your willy are you?

Napoleon on the wheel

keep posting

hope weller knocks that racist nigger out. taking the piss out of depression what a vile kekistani cunt

Why are Unitedstatesians so obsessed with us?

ah yes the engine running and door unlocked i definitely did that didn't i

Male ASMR:
>Creative videos, intricate costumes and video premises, maybe even a meta plot
>40k subs, a couple of thousand views per video
Female ASMR
>Uhhh here's me, playing with some sand or something...also you can see my boobs
>500k subs, millions of views per video, $5000 a month from jewtreon

Imagine being born an attractive white female lads. Where you are successful at everything you attempt without any discernible talent.

>pass user since 2016

>Greater Manchester

Hello goyim. Take this medicine

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-41213534

me on the right not understanding how headphones work

>smash the window in
>hotwire the car
my car now

>west yorkeshire

Apply that to ALL YouTube creators.

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The toilet's in use and I won't pee in the sink

>all that space
>let's build terraced housing

runts

>let me deny a well established and recognised fact because i'm a half breed who lives thousands of miles away from a country i call "mine"

retarded brainlet, djs do that so they can hear one side of the turntable they are mixing

The more cute traps, the better.

CANADA LIVES

AND MARCHES ON

need a link to the gallery please

>let me tell you about your country
>akshually im a genius because i read wikipedia

neither of them are on you plumsocket

far right fucking hell

>Trudeau is a Canadian Mosley

A true centrist

far left
yes I'd put my penis in her vagina

>fanny packs
why?

>let me deny a well established and recognised fact because i'm a half breed who lives thousands of miles away from a country i call "mine"

I like your thinking

this is one of the blandest diners ive had

because fuck you thats why

>akshually!

who is that asmr person

Brittany summers

sometimes I sit pressing update, waiting for a (You) despite having posted nothing in a long time

And that's saying something coming from a Brit. You sure you didn't accidentally eat the paper packaging?

Based Canada

>ASMR

cannot even fathom how much of a spastic you have to be to listen to this shit

Honestly can't believe I have to share a thread with you window lickers

Iktf

ummmmmmmmm racist and sexist much????

@79338243
might give you a (You) in 30 minutes or so

I press F5 to be honest. Most of these new functions are completely lost on me, only appreciate the quick reply because of legacy captcha.

your mum

its plain rice and chiken and vegetable mix done in a wok no souse no seasoning no nothing

>nearly crashed my motorbike again today
im not good at this, lads

>he's jealous he doesn't get asmr

That's an amazing picture

NRx as fuck

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/M25_cat_killer

seething

Need a weller bf 2bh

youtube.com/watch?v=LRrmcOdsOS0

PLEASE stop posting OP's early you pieces of human waste. It's ruining /brit/. half the time now nobody knows what thread everyone's in.

this meme got old weeks ago and since then I expect quite a lot of good people left because it's effort now.

fuck cats

Don't give up. I'm only considering even getting into it.

NEED a bikini haul video from this bird

Its been happening for years tbf

weller is a top lad even if he went weird recently
only big youtuber that isn't a middle class posh larping nonce
youtube.com/watch?v=EGdw4zBXbf8

good fuck cats, disgusting vermin

Wonder how Adam Johnson is doing

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Almost 100% sure that this guy is the fella whos always posting about brutalising cats here

wouldnt even be a shock