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More females are becoming engineers under Obama.

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>when your name is two nouns

>interaction engineer
what the fuck is that

I look forward to more engineers of the female in the workforce I speak as a male engineer.

never mind, google'd it:
>In practice, interaction engineers are part of a team. We form a bridge between designers and software engineers, improving communication. Since we speak the language of both worlds, we can help translate and work through challenges that require efforts from both disciplines.
Pic very much related

>Female """"engineers""""

Wow more shit will break than it already is. Thanks Obama!

More females became engineere under Bush than Clinton. What's your point?

>Interaction Engineer

>disproportionately low number of female engineers
>throw tons of money at women for decades trying to get them to become engineers
>doesn't fix the problem
>just make up bullshit "engineer" jobs to pad the numbers

This is disgusting. How can someone who couldn't even pass first year first semester physics be called an engineer

>interaction engineer
So does like actually know shit about control systems and I/O shit or is this just some meme UI designer degree?

Or something ever worse?

>interaction engineer

They'll stick 'engineer' onto any job title these days. Sad!

Sad news brother. They're "engineers", not engineers.

>""""""""""""""""""social"""""""""""""""""" engineers

Frivolous little girl, working a man's job, given to her by a frivolous affirmative action president. I'm tired of it all m8s. So tired.

it's worse.
see:

>the designers can't talk to engineers and need a bubbly red haired whale with a valley girl accent to do it for them

>tfw I'm an engineer every time my boss sends an email saying he will face his engineer look into it
>mfw I studied sociology
>mfw I work for a Fortune 500 tech company.

I'm looking at someone's linkedin account that I went to high school with and two of the jobs they've had were "enterprise sales engineer" and "technical marketing engineer"

They just add engineer to everything these days.

So she's a messenger?

I thought she was an integration engineer wtf is interaction engineer sounds like a lot of horse bollocks pals

>Female """intellectuals"""

What the hell is an Interactive Engineer?
>the practice of designing interactive digital products, environments, systems, and services

Oh fucking hell.
>Look at me making stuff on computer
>I'm so talented
I've seen some high quality 3D porn in my time. Let's see this bitch top that.

>work at subway
>promoted from sandwich artist to sandwich engineer
$15/hr here I come!!

tfw amber is going to complain that she doesn't get paid as much as male mechanical and chemical engineers and that it's very sexist

All this does is lessen the impact of an engineering title. Redefining terms doesn't change reality, it just makes the term more ambiguous. Is there something libs hope to gain by undermining the meaning of words?

Basically

So they're the marketing department?

Might as well call shop clerks "transaction engineers"

Was going to say you could call them "Customer interaction engineers", but then I realized how close to that this was.

this is the surest outcome.
>be female interaction engineer
>make 77 cents for every dollar paid to a nuclear engineer
>claim discrimination
>get taken seriously by liberals and the media

I'm a fast food engineer over at mcdonalds

>I'm so lame and THIRSTY that I want women to double my workload through fuck ups, catfights, petty bullshit and all because I MIGHT GET LAID!

i've got some bad news for you son...

t. man who has worked around many women and also with just men

>women are still perpetuating the meme that engineers are socially awkward faggots that are incapable of communicating with other members of the team

JUST

I'm an executive chef at the finest Wendy's in Canada. My income is six figures and I have a 9 inch penis

>Interaction """"""engineer""""""
>mfw everyone can become an engineer
AMERICA WHY

This, my first thought too.

>social engineers

I'd be outraged at the fact that she makes even that much compared to the guy that studied his ass off.

So, you're a nutritional engineer then?

>making up jobs just for women
And yet men are privileged. I wish someone made up a useless job for me.

>hair dyed
>thick glasses
>cant have a normal facial expression
>fat
Atleast the SJW is no longer indoctrinating kids.

>not being a meme engineer
I specialise in engineering dubs.

>Interaction engineer
>Interaction

>Orders food from a juice joint
>A guy takes my order
>The same guy deliver all of it to my table
>Looks at receipt
>Waiter supposed to be a chick

ABSOLUTELY DINDU

The professional term is "liaison", but apparently it would be sexist to call her that.

>Implying the president has anything to do with this shit
>Implying there's any reason women don't go into engineering other than their own decision not to

Wew lad

This shit wouldn't be happening if Mitt Romney were president....

No, I run the kitchen making only the finest artisan sandwiches and french fries.

>President
I think you mean administrative/diplomatic engineer or something similar, right?

meant for

Can you give me a respectable title for my unglamorous career?

>Not in quad theory

Explain yourself pleb

Why does it matter? This doesn't affect our careers as engineers at all. Employers are still going to look at her resume and le trashman it. Let dumb people think they're smart, who cares.

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I studied dubology so I could major in REEEEEEEEEEganomics.

>boss, there arent enough female engineers at our company!
>lets just give them job titles that say engineer?

>this is the person shitposting on Sup Forums

>engineer
>healthcare company

"""""""""""""""""Interaction"""""""""""""""""""""""Engineer""""""""""""""""""

all your hopes and dreams led to this engineer

>JUST

So she translates for the poo in loos?

More people in general are becoming engineers. They are handing them out like coupons.

is an engineering professor an engineer engineer?

All names are nouns.

Does this mean I finally have a chance to meet a girl or do I still have to go outside for that?

Just bureacratic nonsense isn't it.

It's a real job and it is definitely important but not really worthy of the "engineer" title.

Maybe you should hire an interaction engineer to help you meet a girl.

George here is a waste management operations engineer clearing $11/hr.

Guys, I'm a sandwich engineer at Subway and it's bullshit that I have a 4 year degree in Liberal Arts Engineering and an engineering job but only get paid $8.25/hour.

This is why we NEED a $15/hr minimum wage.

>>interaction engineer
>what the fuck is that


>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sturmabteilung

So when do you go to the barber do you actually tell them to fuck your shit up or do you just plop down in the chair and say the single word "JUST"?

And an engineering professor at a teaching university would be an engineer engineer engineer

NYAN GENESIS EVAN JELLY ON?

* impressed whistle *

>implying this is me

Nigga resembles peewee Herman works at McDonald's along with the overnight shift at Walmart. I sure feel bad for his 3 kids from his fat wife...
It's the current year. You have Craigslist/tinder.

>50 person team
>49 female "interaction engineers"
>1 male "actual engineer" who does everything while the females backstab each other and bitch and moan about the bathrooms or some other vapid shit

...

You should had studied medicine, around 75% females in all western world countries and most of them are above average in looks.

>work ends, fedl stressed
>go to bar and get drunk with the help of the alcohol engineer
>find a cheap sex engineer to blow your load in
>go to sleep and repeat the cycle until your liver is ruined and you need to visit the transplant engineer
>cant afford it, take out loan from the shekel engineer Mr Engineerberg.
>Praise Obama for making America the place with the most engineers in the world

interaction engineer is an actual engineer hahahaah no

This is what I thought when I saw the title of her job, "INTERACTION ENGINEER". What the fuck, is this even real? That sounds like a stretch, "engineering" interaction. I might as well claim I'm doing the same thing right now by ranting and posting shit on Sup Forums for you all to see. Am I not engineering something you can all interact with?

I bet you she makes six figures, or at least very close to it. Fuck this stupid world.

>Doesn't get the reference
>Has never seen 1 hour photo

Sadly this is the truth.

>get caught using the services of intercourse engineer
>lose your engineering job because of your sexist behaviour
>the only real engineer, you, has been let go from the company
>company goes under in record speed, nobody has ever seen a big company crash that hard
>blame misogyny and patriarchy
>...win?

Can those coding bootcamps actually get you a job?

>how to solve the gender gap in STEM
>take a secretary and call her an engineer

No. Actually learning how to design software/websites can get you a job though.

If you see the word 'coding' as opposed to 'programming' it's likely a meme and a scam.

Just learn C, Python, Ruby, Java, C++, BASH, Matlab, and whatever obscure language you feel like and you'll be hireable after 6 months tops

yeah as long as you are cool with having to re-learn your entire trade every 2 years when trends/standards/languages change.

Anyone who improves communication and isn't intelligence or army needs to decisively kill themselves. Non-work for which someone else has to create a value to then pay for.

>implying design standards change all that often

Languages come and go but design principles stay largely the same. Also it's really fucking easy to learn/"re-learn" tech-stuff once you grasp its underlying logic.

he's got the "just" hair down to pact. More pics of him for meme purposes? Also, how old are you user?

If you aren't willing to learn you will never make above minimum wage, maybe if you have some connections you can get a government job

Well, they can both focus their hate on her, improving their relationship.

Inventory distribution and tracking engineer

> interaction engineer
wtf is that

A degree for being a liaison.

they explan to the aspies on the computers what the guys in suits want

Wow, they're just making up meme engineering degrees now, aren't they?
I work for a large engineering company - he actual people that do technical work are:
F**KING WHITE MALES
Asians
Poo in Loos (but their research is largely googling their job)

But they hire women for meme positions to make it more 'diverse' to have jobs like interaction engineers. I can't tell you how many times I've had one of these overpaid hacks explain something to me wrong, Only for me to want to seek out the real engineer on the other side. Then when I talk to him, it all actually makes sense.

But I'm just a WHITE MALE menace, what do I know.

So a shitposting engineer?

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